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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Feb
1st
2014

A little something from the latest episode (Spoiler free) · 2:07am Feb 1st, 2014

So, in the latest episode, there is a cameo by a very talented humorist known for his witty song parodies and societal satire.

That's right, none other than CartsBeforeHorses! I think he lost his horn, though. Poor guy.

Oh, and Weird Al is in the episode, too.

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Comments ( 6 )

Clever invisibility spell on the horn there, Carts. Very well done. :trixieshiftleft:

What's been weird Al been doing? I haven't heard from anything from in a long time.
Also, sorry to hear about the lost horn, we're dispatching a search team immediately.

Oooh! Could you stop at Sugarcube Corner on the way back and get us all some muffins? :derpyderp2:

What the hell are you doing in there, Carts?!

Wouldn't be the first time the animators got the race wrong.

ooo. that explains why the Ice Cream cone was a bit weird. I'll be mailing it to you shortly.

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