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Timaeus


"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

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Jan
23rd
2014

IT'S LIVE & bats is Ke$ha · 2:17am Jan 23rd, 2014

IT'S UP!!!!

You know what you must do!

This thing must hit the Feature Box!

Go forth, mine comrades!

Your reward will be another excerpt from the TwiDash chat, still regarding the Harpsicord fic:

[5:00:07 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: So I'm wondering, is Twilight and the Harpsichord of kindgoms a suitable title?
[5:00:09 PM] Tom Beesley: He just lives in Australia
[5:00:45 PM] Sam (Timaeus): DJ: could work
[5:01:10 PM] Sam (Timaeus): I still like Web's suggestion of "Twilight Plays a Harpsicord." It just seems to go hand-in-hand with the randomness of the entire thing
[5:01:28 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: Well, I may change it
[5:01:37 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: I still love "Harpsichord of Kingdoms"
[5:01:40 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: XD
[5:02:57 PM] bats: Twilight Works Harp and Plays Harp
[5:03:22 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: ^ Could work
[5:03:37 PM] bats: Working Harp or Harply Working?
[5:03:45 PM] Sam (Timaeus): XD
[5:03:51 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: The DJ Rainbow Dash explodes due to pun
[5:03:59 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Use it
[5:04:12 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: It isn't a harp though
[5:04:18 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: Its a harpsichord :P
[5:04:22 PM] bats: That' harply matters, DJ
[5:04:38 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: STAPH
[5:05:34 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Don't be so harpsh, DJ
[5:05:55 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: The DJ Rainbow Dash explodes again, which logically doesn't make any bit of sense
[5:06:25 PM] jondorthebrinkinator: Lyre. You didn't really explode.
[5:06:31 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: ...
[5:06:35 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: Ya got me
[5:06:45 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: The DJ Rainbow Dash puts his hands in the air
[5:09:09 PM] bats: Twilight Harpsichordially Invites You to Read this Story
[5:09:29 PM] Cynical: Where she plunders plenty of lute
[5:09:40 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: ... You know I'll just put every single title suggestion in the summary
[5:09:40 PM] Sam (Timaeus): [5:09 PM] bats:

<<< Twilight Harpsichordially Invites You to Read this StoryMake this the chapter name please
[5:09:51 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: Actually, that works
[5:09:52 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: Hang on
[5:10:28 PM] bats: Make sure there's a lot of graphic sax with Rainbow Dash
[5:12:03 PM] bats: This is fun, but I'm not sure we're helping DJ with pick-ollo-ing a name out
[5:12:45 PM] bats: ...My puns are getting more bass-ic
[5:12:51 PM] bats: I'm sounding guitarded
[5:13:26 PM] bats: I'm just so keybored, guys. D:
[5:13:39 PM] Sam (Timaeus): I'm glad you trumpeted that to the rest of us
[5:13:51 PM] bats: It's all going accordion to plan
[5:14:03 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: http://puu.sh/6trCi
[5:15:13 PM] Tom Beesley: http://gyazo.com/ef545b96571f9b89ff12b41c048f6a71 explain yourself
[5:15:35 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: Something about her almost dying.
[5:15:44 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: IDK
[5:15:48 PM] Sam (Timaeus): DJ's all strung out
[5:15:53 PM] Sam (Timaeus): He may have to bow out
[5:15:54 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: FUCK
[5:15:54 PM] bats: No, it makes sense
[5:16:01 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: STOP
[5:16:03 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: XD
[5:16:08 PM] bats: When DJ woke up this mornin', he was feelin' like P-Diddy
[5:16:32 PM] bats: Got his glasses, he was out the door, gonna hit this city
[5:16:36 PM] Sam (Timaeus): He's conducted himself poorly
[5:16:42 PM] bats: before he left, he brushed his teeth with a bottle of Jack
[5:16:51 PM] bats: cuz when he left for the night, he was not comin' back
[5:17:05 PM] bats: ...God damn it, why do I know so much of that song?
[5:17:12 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: bats...
[5:17:17 PM] The DJ Rainbow Dash: Are you not telling us something
[5:17:28 PM] Tom Beesley: bats is Ke$ha

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Comments ( 4 )

Ugh, you forced my hand. :facehoof:

That entire exert from the chat group eerily reminds me of something my friend hoot and I did once.

We literally couldn't stop speaking in puns. It was punbelieveable how punbearable it was. Seriously, I don't punderstand how we got started.

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