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Aquaman

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Aquaman Joined 11th Jul, 2011 · Online

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  • 21 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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    1 comments · 348 views

  • 37 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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    13 comments · 430 views

  • 44 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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    10 comments · 310 views

  • 87 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 147 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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    38 comments · 1,910 views
Jan
21st
2014

"Rainbow Falls": Episode Followup Followup · 1:21pm Jan 21st, 2014

Tags: Episode Followup, Not-Fanfiction, Wisdom

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Comments ( 5 )
Shit just Goat serious
Shit just Goat serious #1 · Jan 21st, 2014 · · ·
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Derpy's too much pony for Rainbow. :derpytongue2:

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #2 · Jan 21st, 2014 · · ·
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Derpy's swag is so great that she gives advice so she doesn't suffocate under her bitch covering.

Noble Cause
Noble Cause #3 · Jan 21st, 2014 · · ·
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... Now I want to see a GTA V/Pony crossover. Get on that, Aqua!

Aquaman
Aquaman #4 · Jan 21st, 2014 · · ·
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1742998
>implying I haven't already had this idea
>implying the prospect of substituting an unbalanced Pinkie Pie into Trevor's role in the story wasn't the only reason said idea had occurred to me

Noble Cause
Noble Cause #5 · Jan 21st, 2014 · · ·
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1743630

So who's Franklin, Babs? And who'd be Michael? Twilight? Luna? Shining?

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