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Rust


Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

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    This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.

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    All;


    Think I'm done here.

    Explanation and details regarding the continuation of stories (which will be finished) and account inheritance to follow shortly.


    Yours,

    --Uncle Rust

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    Friends,

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    ...YEAH, YOU.

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Jan
3rd
2014

Hit By the 63 Gun · 5:07am Jan 3rd, 2014

Rust is now sexy batpony.

LOOK HOW CUTE I AM

THOSE FLUFFY EARS HNNNNG

i don't have a problem you have a problem

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Comments ( 58 )

... I'd hit it.

Nope, I see no problem here.... Just Rust being Rust...

Y'know.... I have a question... Do you play Rust? *Ba dum tish*

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I'd do me, too.

Batponies R teh sex

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Look at that !&#*$ing fang, just jutting out all mischievously. That's the coy smile of someone in it for a one night stand, but will answer phone calls after it unless you start acting creepy and want to pursue an actual relationship but will make her question her own feelings which will make her act defensively and push everyone away but then they'll visit the grave of a family member and do a dramatic monologue about their true feelings with a fifty percent chance of busting into a sappy song only to reunite at the last possible minute for a happy ending.

On the other hand, as it's a R63, it could be a Tim Curry moment.

Would it be okay if I banged you raw and leaking? :3

Dammit man, I'm trying to keep my sexual orientation on one path! Stop making me question it!

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You first, sexy.

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Just like my New Year's Eve... the Tim Curry moment, I mean.

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Hey, any(read:Most. If not, then some) self respecting person(s) (from the internet) would bang their Rule 63'd selves/clones.
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There's no one true path. TAKE 'EM ALL. 'Cause it's hot.

1676955 cause Tim Curry is the shit! :pinkiehappy:

Dammit Rust.

What're you doing?

[Also, Top Gun ref beacause of Nazy ties? Or coincidence?]

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I DID IT FOR THE PLOT :duck:

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...and their stupid sexy awesomeness.

Those pics just made me touch myself like I wasn't in control, dammit Rust!

Sexy as hell. Unf. :duck:

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Sounds like a fun night to me! *wiggle*

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>my face when realizing tagged wrong comment
Oh well, this is fine too. :facehoof:

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oh i knew you'd like it :ajsmug:


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YOU'RE TOO CUTE


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I have no life... not anymore... :raritydespair:

Max

Lies, you are a dog.

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But am I a sexy dog?

Max

Hawt doggie thats for sure. HAWT I SAY

1677052 wheres the link to your bat pony scrunch face? I NEED IT!:flutterrage: PLZ.......i lovezed them......:rainbowkiss:







:moustache:

Fluffy fluffy ears. :twilightsmile:

So wait, what did you look like before? :rainbowhuh:

I'm a bat pony and I approve! :pinkiesmile:

... *turns into a Draconequuis* I see nothing out of the ordinary here. Carry on good sirmamn.

Batponies Batponies Batponies Batponies Batponies Batponies Batponies

Stupid sexy batponies.

I am seeing no negatives here...
Unless you mind the fangs, of course.

Would totes le bang. :trollestia:

...I feel there's a story behind this.
Did a mare tell you to get in touch with your "feminine" side or something?
:derpytongue2:

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Nope, no story, no sirree, just changing Rust to batpony that is all good day to you sir.

*shifty eyes*

I call first dibs!

I read the first line in a Russian accent...
...
:rainbowlaugh:
Very cute by the way. I enjoy seeing Batponies. :twilightoops: Er... I mean I enjoy MEETING them, that is totally what I meant to say.
...
:rainbowwild:

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Nice save.

*hugs teh fluffy*

...

Now I want to see what my own R63'd pony looks like... probably not as smexy as yours, though.

Looks like Rust has gone...
(Sunglasses)
Batshit insane.
(Dodges thrown fruit)

I'm not aware of how I should feel, nor how to describe this experience.

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Comment posted by insania exitium deleted Jun 28th, 2014

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No. None of that. Don't make me get the squirt bottle.

Shame on you.

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