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The Chapter Nobody Asked For! · 7:13pm Jan 1st, 2014
At least, I'm pretty sure nobody did. Ever wonder what the rest of The Prim Rose of Palamino Vale was like? Well, even if you did, you won't want to know after you've read this excerpt. Not safe for work. It's as explicit as it sounded, and you really don't want to have to explain this one to your coworkers if you start laughing.
The Prim Rose of Palomino Vale: Chapter V -- In Which Chitinous Exoskeleton Confesses His Love -- In Which Lady Primrose Takes Him to Her Bed -- In Which They Have Sex
Warnings: Heterosexual horse sex, a dark and stormy night, oscillating pillars.
Also warning: It's... very.
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The Equestrian Gentlecolt · 894 views
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Very very?
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1671930 Quite.
1671993 Indeed
Please stop using your popular story to view whore
1672421 My sincerest apologies to anyone who didn't think this was relevant to Perfect For Me. Really. My reason for tagging the story was:
1. The Prim Rose of Palomino Vale exists only as a fictional book that appeared as a minor plot device in Perfect For Me.
2. The chapter itself is filed under A Mare and Her Mirror, which is really just a place to separate out mature-rated side content for Perfect For Me. Unfortunately, there's no way to tag a "story" without publishing it, so I couldn't narrow it down to only the people who were already following A Mare and Her Mirror.
3. The short was written for no other purpose than to be additional content for readers of Perfect For Me, and to appeal to the same sense of humor. I had also added a link to it at the bottom of the chapter where the book appears.
I hope that's at least reason enough to make me not look like a view-whoring moron, even if it may technically still put me on the wrong side of the rules. I'll interpret them more strictly in the future. I promise, I'm really not in it for the views (it's not like they're good for anything?), I just came back here to share some of the things I wrote for my own entertainment.
1672661 I think its safe to publish the side story now. That would be the way to go.