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Jazzaman


"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

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  • 451 weeks
    Quick update

    I noticed that when re-writing some old chapters, it doesnt tell you that they have been republished, so to tell you guys that the chapter has been reworked, there will be = signs at either side of the chapter name. This is just a quick way to say that that chapters been refurbished. Ones that dont have it from now on are old chapters due for a revamp!

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  • 456 weeks
    Ut Ametur Iris RENOVATION

    That's right were going house rules up in this bitch.

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  • 465 weeks
    Tanks for the memories SPOILER WARNING

    SPOLIER WARNING. if you dont want the episode spoiled then put a saucepan over your head and bang it with a spoon until you manage to click off this page







    I dont normally make blog posts about episodes but this one was different.

    God damn

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  • 471 weeks
    yep mods are shit heads

    so the new fic isn't coming. There is no triumphant return to writing for me. I'll put it up on my pastebin, but just fuck this site. It was bad enough when every single shitty shipfic gets featured but its even worse now that they will let some of the trash through but not actual fics that people put time and effort into.

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  • 471 weeks
    well shit

    Hi guys, how you all doing? Firstly, i'm not dead, i've just been quite recently, i had hoped to make a sudden comeback with a new two part story full of lovely dashie goodness, but unfortunately it failed submission.

    Nothappyjane.wav

    its amazing how some of the utter trash can get accepted here, yet actual fics don't. -_-

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Dec
21st
2013

So my editor left this on the next chapter of Ut Ametur Iris · 10:05pm Dec 21st, 2013

Seeing that Andrew had worn an undershirt, Rainbow couldn’t help but call him out despite her state of mind. “Y-you wear so much clothes,why?”

Andrew could only chuckle at the mare’s sudden change of topic. “Heh, I guess you could say that humans are like onions in a way-.”

What Andrew would say next, no one would know as suddenly a large green-skinned being emerged from the lake and started to walk towards the pair.

“Oh no ye don’t, lassie,” it growled out. “I’m done with people overusing that tired onion metaphor!”

“PLAY TIME.IS.OGRE!”

Andrew could only stare in disbelief as the ogre uppercutted him into next week, sending him off far into the distance.

“What the hay, Shrek?!? I was so close this time too!” shrieked Rainbow.

“Calm down lad,you’re ogrereacting. But next time you bring one of your coltfriends here, he better remember to check himself...before he shrekked himself.”


Why u do dis?

Anyhow, I also wanted to say that i'm starting a new fic! This is going to be a big one and it needs alot of people to help make it. I still need editors, a co-authors and world builders! The basic synapse can be found here

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Comments ( 8 )

:rainbowlaugh:
That's why I set my preferences to "comment only".

NICE! When did you notice this? Also, please don't count on me to be too big of a help. I have a lot of stuff that is going on with school, so I might not get the chance to proof-read a lot. Sorry. Also, what do you thing of my new story?

1633019 Sorry, it was the only way that I could ponify a story that I had written a few years before. Please, give it a shot.:duck::duck:

Your editor. Is he Ethesto or Portalz0r?

1633283 nope it's neither, and I do believe he wishes to remain anonymous

1633301

Sounds like it's Ethesto.

W...What!?:derpyderp2:

My brain just derped.:derpytongue2:

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