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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Dec
20th
2013

1,000 views on TTWU · 2:33am Dec 20th, 2013

Well, it finally happened. I got 1,000 views on The Trouble With Unicorns! This is a feat that only a small percentage of stories accomplish, and of course I couldn't have done it without you, the readers. So thanks for reading the story! And if you've read either the sequel or the prequel, thanks for reading those too.

As for updates, I may be slow with those since I have a job now, but rest assured that I will finish up the entire Unicornverse trilogy eventually and will try to update Brother Against Sister at least once every two weeks if I can.

Thanks!
-Carts

Comments ( 6 )

Yay for stories and employment!

You actually have 9,025 views on the story. That counter is just the most views per story chapter.

If you hold your mouse point over the counter, you can see the total views.

Hehehehe, most people haven't learnt this yet.

~InfiniteZero

1626360

To be fair, he was using the first chapter's view count (assuming it was in fact the most viewed chapter, which is 99% likely). Since almost no one would start a story from chapter 2, it's a safe upper limit to assume that "at most, the story's been read as many times as its first chapter."

Nitpicky, I know. I'm sorry.:fluttercry:

1626571

Yeah, I guess that's true enough.

1626577

This is partially due to the fact that my own story started out as a one shot (and even upon expanding beyond that has a crappy update schedule) but if you want wonky-ass numbers you should take a look at my story's view count.

Followed by the story itself, of course. If you're looking for a laugh.
<shameless plug>

1626589

Shameless plug is shameless. Mines pretty bad atm, got 163 for a chapter but 300+ overall.

So I don't go by numbers at all. XD

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