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  • Monday
    SSB4: For Salt!

    4 comments · 21 views
  • 2w, 1d
    Rest in Peace, Satoru Iwata

    7 comments · 45 views
  • 2w, 6d
    Pokemon fans, I literally felt short of breathe laughing at this

    Fear the nose.

    fear it

    3 comments · 25 views
  • 4w, 3d
    Guess I should speak on the gay marriage thing since I'm bi

    I had a 50/50 shot of getting marriage benefits and now I will get it most definitely.

    That's cool.

    gg old, self-centered republicans

    4 comments · 36 views
  • 5w, 4d
    You are all African Bubble Machines


    1 comments · 36 views
  • 8w, 5d
    Wow, times have changed

    Anyone who's ever played wow remember this song?


    times have changed.

    1 comments · 28 views
  • 9w, 5d
    What do you think the best Disney song is?

    I've been going on a Disney spree, and I revisited my favorite Disney movie and Hellfire is just... really good.

    5 comments · 35 views
  • 10w, 3d
    90% of Kirby Games Suck


    8 comments · 49 views
  • 10w, 5d
    Warlords of Draenor: Post Thoughts

    Warlords of Draenor sure hit the hype train home, didn't it? Unfortunately, the good things I soon learned were few and far between. It's time for some post thoughts about Warlords of Draenor.

    First off, may I say that leveling in Draenor is perhaps the best in any expansion. My lord, every land had life to it and you felt like you were making a true impact on the world around you. It was badass, and everything I could have asked for in leveling. Draenor was a place of opportunities, and everything leading up to the endgame content was just explosively amazing. Sadly, that's where it ends.

    Level 100. You made it, man, you made it. Through Kalimdor and Eastern Kingdoms you went, adventuring your way to hell and back. Then, the demons came through a scary portal, and after that Arthas himself re-awakened, and even Deathwing woke up. Then, a peaceful stroll and exploration filled adventure in Pandaria, and now, you're ready to take on Grom Hellscream and the rest of the "Warlords of Draenor" if you will. Let's fuckin' do this.

    >Looking for Raid

    >Queue for Blackhand




    How fascinating. You can see where I'm going with this. The endgame content is so minimal. So freaking minimal. Professions? Garrison. Gold? Garrison. Gear? Garrison and LFR. Fun? No. Tedious? Yes. I log on to do the same exact thing every week, and ironically, the most fun I have is running old dungeons for gear so I can look badass. The Garrison is so awful it hurts. It's boring because you can't do ANYTHING in it. Building there, done. Follower go on mission, done. Pick herbs from herb garden, done. Absolutely boring as all hell. Garrisons are nothing more than sucking the life out of the game. Blizzard has seem to forgotten what Vanilla and Mists of Pandaria was and what made them both enjoyable: adventure. I'm not a damn commander, I'm an adventurer! I want a house, not a "garrison", and it's simply wrong.

    Now, they're trying to milk out the rest of this boring ass expansion so the next one is ready because this one was such a failure. If you want my verdict, here you go:

    Warlords of Draenor is a game that many MMO's try and fail to be, but the endgame content will make you wonder why you play the game. If you plan on joining, build yourself a new character without heirlooms if you have an account. That's where you will get what you asked for. Lv 100 is a disaster, and it makes you want to play your other characters that have to have their own Garrison, so you must manage all 6 of your 100s Garrisons. Horrendous. Blizzard knows they cannot screw up this bad again.

    Final verdict: Try it out, but play with moderation. 7.5/10

    And if you do play: my Battle ID is CaptainMaybe#1271

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  • 10w, 6d

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  • 11w, 13h
    please watch Nichijou

    4 comments · 41 views
  • 11w, 2d
    I went to go see Age of Ultron

    I was totally expecting Ultron to be some single minded borefest that thinks all life is worthless. Fortunately, I was pleasantly surprised. Ultron actually made the movie, and I recommend it if you haven't seen it already.

    11 comments · 54 views
  • 12w, 18h
    Xenoblade Update 6: GODAMMIT DICKSON

    2 comments · 51 views
  • 12w, 4d

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  • 12w, 6d
    Another don't

    Make a damn picture also a link to the source of the picture.

    You asshole I was scrolling through my feed and you had to fuckin' do that.


    4 comments · 47 views
  • 13w, 1d
    When releasing a story, please do not:

    1. Make your title have a word in parenthesis. Example: Twilight Sparkle is (Not) A Huge Ass Nerd.

    2. Only release a 1500 word prologue and no Chapter 1.

    3. Make the description long as hell.

    4. Forget to give it a cover art.

    5. Do any or all of these things and complain that your story didn't get attention.

    4 comments · 57 views
  • 13w, 3d
    I have to go to my first work meeting today

    I don't work for the place till like 2.5 more years.

    Yet they insist I come.


    3 comments · 37 views
  • 13w, 5d
    Ganon's not in Zelda Wii U

    "we are experimenting with a new villain!"

    Oh yeah, Miyamoto? Well I'm experimenting with your mom you dickhead.

    People like Ganon, you dimwit.


    6 comments · 52 views

Oh yeah, my main player. He's fantastic in every way and there's not much to him. Without further ado: Ditto

Let me get this to you:

Gen 1: horrible

Gen 2: horrible

Gen 3: horrible

Gen 4: horrible

The majority of Gen 5: horrible

Gen 6:

I would like to nominate Ditto for one of the best Pokemon ever to exist throughout Pokemon history. With it's hidden ability, Imposter, released, it has become stunning. It is an absolute masterpiece of a Pokemon, and here's why:


Counters almost EVERY Mega Evolution

Choice Scarf lets it counter most sweepers

Imposter copies opponent's stat boosts like Dragon Dance and Quiver Dance

Transforms as soon as it comes out

Mega Evo occurs before switch outs, making copying Mega's an easy task

It's cute as hell


Locked into one move with only viable item

HP sucks so it's still rather frail when it transforms due to HP not changing

5 PP on every move via transformation

Literally, those are its only downfalls, 1 move choice and HP. Moves isn't too much of a problem because it's basically a 1 Pokemon counter and a semi sweeper, most likely not staying in for long. Otherwise, it is one of the best Pokemon of all time. It literally counters Pokemon like Cloyster, Dragonite, Salamence, and even Talonflame.


For the love of Arceus, folks! USE THIS THING! It's easy to raise, EV's other than HP are not needed, and there's no move pool needed! It's the lazy man's way of winning, and it is absolutely beautiful. Ditto is, without a doubt, my favorite Pokemon to use. I guess the only way to counter Ditto is to get something that can't kill itself easily and has good bulk and healing powers, say, Torterra or Chansey. Chansey and Blissey are Ditto's worst nightmares actually, because of no changed HP and healing on their end. Literally that's about it.

EVs: 252 Hp

Item: Choice Scarf

Ability: Imposter






^^^^ literally that's it. That's all you have to do to kick ass. Amazing.

Next week: the first request I deemed worthy out of the 10 I got! This is a bat. You may ask, what is it? Golbat? No, I did that a long time ago. Noivern? What chu talkin' about that thing's gonna be Underused at the least. Probably Overused. That leaves one thing: the NU sweeper nobody ever sees coming. That's right, it's the cute piggy bat. Next week, we cover Swoobat.

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#1 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

About time this old participant got something going for it.:pinkiesmile:

#2 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576410 I know. I love Ditto. IT'S SO CUTE :raritydespair:

#3 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576422   What is a choice scarf and where do I find one?

#4 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576427 Choice Scarf limits you to one move, but makes your speed x1.5 allowing Ditto to outspeed sweepers like Mega Gengar and finish it off fast because Ditto also copies their ability, in Mega Gengar's case, Shadow Tag. You can get it for BP in the Battle Maison in Kiloude city.

#5 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576437   You should do Magicarp at some point.  That thing's the stiznit!

#6 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

I always felt that Pinkie Pie would fit perfectly with Ditto given its powers of imposter. :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·


The series is for Pokemon that are never used, but still preform well, like Ditto, Swoobat, and Eletabuzz. Magikarp is a pre-evo that was made to be terrible. Its only attacking moves, Tackle, Flail, and Bounce, work off it's ridiculously low physical attack stat. Even more, I think Bounce on him is illegal in gen 6, so he's also stopped cold by Ghosts, not that he was much of a threat to begin with.

Yes I know you were kidding, but I can't help myself; I love going into lecture mode.

#8 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh shiet

#9 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

It never occurred to me just how combat-viable Ditto is.

#10 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576569   I was serious actually.

#11 · 85w, 4d ago · · ·

Ditto is now much more than a breeding machine.

#13 · 85w, 3d ago · · ·

I salute you. Ditto and Swoobat are amazing. Swoobat with simple, calm mind, and that psychic move that gets stronger with every stat boost. Ditto you just explained. :pinkiehappy:

I really like that glitched imposter blissey. That thing was OP as hell. I hate my friend for showing me it and using it on my shuckle with it holding leftovers. Stall out the rear from that alone and I just happen to give it power trick and trick room was active already. :facehoof:

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