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  • Thursday

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  • 1w, 2h

    that feeling when you're scared as heck because the class isn't in the normal room and your car battery overheated and wont start so you cant drive to get help on what the hell is going on. And then you realize that it was field trip day but you couldn't be there because your car battery exploded.

    I love Monday.

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  • 2w, 3d
    This Sounds about Right

    [9/16/2015 4:49:21 PM] ♫>RDR7<♫: duude

    [9/16/2015 4:49:24 PM] ♫>RDR7<♫: the competitive sonic chat for smash

    [9/16/2015 4:49:26 PM] ♫>RDR7<♫: literally all they do

    [9/16/2015 4:49:28 PM] ♫>RDR7<♫: is talk about Amy's ass

    2 comments · 26 views
  • 2w, 6d
    300? jeez man

    I know about 30% are inactive, 5% are banned, and 3 or 4 have killed themselves, but 300?

    Damn guys, thanks.

    Also Listener is a good friend and he was my 300th follower lol.

    Go follow him too kthx

    5 comments · 36 views
  • 3w, 36m
    Man college is tiring

    Man I'm sorry guys I can really only put in 200-300 words a day and/or edit any. I'm tryin' but this shit is exhausting lol. I am working on it, though, so don't worry.

    2 comments · 19 views
  • 3w, 6d
    flanchan is a haxer/News

    [10:13:42 PM] Flanicus-Chanicus: Ya I'm gonna doxx u

    [10:13:47 PM] Dunsparce: pls no

    [10:13:49 PM] Dunsparce: forgiv sin

    [10:13:52 PM] Flanicus-Chanicus: Too l8

    [10:13:55 PM] Dunsparce: pls

    [10:13:59 PM] Flanicus-Chanicus: They're on their way

    [10:14:06 PM] Dunsparce: reported

    r4port her for hax pls she is mean

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    Soon will new Wario chapter be done so that is a thing that is happening. Turtle Troubles is still being revamped and the new story is in development as well. Stuff to look forward to. Since college is a thing it may take a little bit but hey, I'm werkin' it.

    1 comments · 31 views
  • 4w, 3d
    True dat, Chudat!

    I lost a bet so I was forced to put Chudat as my avatar for a week.

    This is Chudat and he's a bitch and it's funny.

    Look at the terror this man rains. He invokes fear into us all.

    Chu fear.

    0 comments · 23 views
  • 4w, 3d
    I don't know if I've ever told you about my ridiculous MLP headcanon

    It's pretty wank, mostly because it's a tyrant Celestia theory, but this is it. I'd like to hear you guys' weird MLP headcanons, too, as well as your thoughts on mine. They're fun to think about.

    Long ago, 1000 years ago, Princess Celestia ruled over Equestria like she does today, only, she is secretly a power hungry tyrant wanting to find the right powersource to rule over all. She uses the "bearers of friendship" to her advantage, them being Chrysanthemum and her pony followers, Sombra and the crystal empire, Discord, and Luna. They are the mane 6 of the past, if you will. They eventually find out about Celestia's plan and try to revolt. Chrysanthemum and her followers are cursed, Sombra is banished to... wherever he went to. Discord is frozen in stone and his people were wiped out, and Luna is banished to the moon. Now, she's repeating the process... with Twilight and the gang. Except this time she's NOT gonna lose.

    That's right, all the villain attacks have been attempts to shut her down before her plan goes too far.

    Now, I have a few points to back up my theory.

    1. Notice how Luna never helps with villains even when she wants to.

    2. Notice at the end of the episode where Discord is reformed Celestia has a horribly worried look on her face like this has happened before. That can't be unintentional.

    3. Notice how every villain was conveniently banished 1000 years ago.

    4. Notice how Hades' minions are constantly attacking from the Underworld, Tartarus, but Hades is not a villain, lore wise. He just handles the dead, good or bad. Methinks he's attacking for some other reason.

    I know, I know, I'm overthinking My Little Pony, but overthinking it is hilariously fun! I may delete this blog if I end up making the story about this, but I doubt I will make a story about it, with all I have to do already.

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  • 4w, 4d

    Okay, so you know how every chapter involves him getting a job and failing at it? I've got the best idea for the last chapter, whenever it comes around.

    WarioWare Inc.

    Hell yes

    3 comments · 25 views
  • 4w, 5d
    The Competitive Ganondorf Skype Chat is Amazing

    [2:38:56 PM] Sykka Morre: Nah, drug's don't have anything to do with that. That's just my good old motor dysgraphia.

    [2:39:12 PM] Sykka Morre: Not like I was born with crap fingers or anything xD

    [2:39:17 PM] Anton: See sykka is a physical retard as well

    [2:39:24 PM] Dunsparce: lol

    [2:39:24 PM] Anton: Not just mental

    [2:39:31 PM] Sykka Morre: ^^ this

    [2:40:07 PM] Dunsparce: I just started to think about how Ganondorf would teach a health class

    [2:40:09 PM] Dunsparce: and it was funny

    [2:40:54 PM] A2ZOMG: teen pregnancy can be solved with a Warlock Punch

    [2:40:58 PM] Dunsparce: LOL

    [2:41:34 PM] Sykka Morre: So can stupidity.

    [2:41:41 PM] Sykka Morre: I think both require this cure.

    [2:42:10 PM] Dunsparce: I'll warlock punch an unborn baby anyday

    [2:42:33 PM] A2ZOMG: The best contraception is a Flame Choke.

    [2:42:55 PM] Dunsparce: or lay them down and a volcano kick should do it

    [2:43:11 PM] A2ZOMG: Prevents unwanted pregnancies like a charm

    [2:43:39 PM] Dunsparce: "See how this dark lord stopped a pregnancy! Doctors hate him!"

    [2:43:56 PM] Sykka Morre: I'd just use my power to weed out the stupid and weak.

    [2:44:06 PM] Dunsparce: so yourself

    [2:44:12 PM] Sykka Morre: Like parents who overfed their child to disgusting levels.

    [2:44:20 PM] Anton: "Find out how this dark lord was able to make his grab range better"

    [2:44:28 PM | Edited 2:44:32 PM] Dunsparce: lol

    [2:44:43 PM] Dunsparce: What even is this chat anymore

    [2:44:44 PM] Sykka Morre: Wow Dunsparce, if you were jman i'd actually like you for this.

    [2:45:01 PM] Sykka Morre: This is how it always is, don't be daft.

    [2:45:56 PM] Dunsparce: Who cares about matchups, lets talk about how Ganon can perform an abortion without medicine

    [2:46:19 PM] Dunsparce: I love this chat

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  • 4w, 5d
    Top 5 Worst Characters in Smash 4

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  • 4w, 6d
    The Top 5 Smash 3DS/Wii U Underdogs

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  • 5w, 4h
    Remember when blogs were about story updates or general fun stuff

    me too.

    stop with the illuminati bullshit. My 6 year old brother is more mature than that. I'd like to read about updates without retards in my feed thanks.

    Jesus I've unfollowed 25 people so far.

    33 comments · 120 views
  • 5w, 5d
    Regarding Turtle Troubles

    Yeah I'm back with this. Chapter two has been revoked and is under complete overhaul. It will be released within the week or until I'm happy with it. The plot is relatively changing in the chapter. For now, I'm going to improve on Bowser's social life in Ponyville. Should be interesting. He'll learn a lot about where he is and how hungry he is and stuff. Yeah.

    1 comments · 21 views
  • 5w, 6d
    Convension to Equestria Because of Cosplay

    Is the worst idea any writer can think of STILL godamn around? Jesus christ think for two seconds. If you ate a magic potato and it sent you there, that would be literally more logical and fun than "oh I went to a con as Pikachu and wow look im in Equestria as a Pikachu!". Or how about you make the fucking crossover without your dumb ass in it because nobody cares about what you would do if you were _____ in Equestria. I wanna know what _______ would do in Equestria without your lame input.

    Christ, the stupidity.

    5 comments · 46 views
  • 6w, 1d
    'Ey I'm on my own

    I'm in college. OSU les goo.

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  • 6w, 4d
    Godammit North Carolina it's too early for this

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  • 6w, 4d
    How do cats work

    Mine begged to be let out of my room for like 15 minutes and when I did she came back in 3 seconds and fell asleep on my couch.

    Explain cats somebody please.

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Oh yeah, my main player. He's fantastic in every way and there's not much to him. Without further ado: Ditto

Let me get this to you:

Gen 1: horrible

Gen 2: horrible

Gen 3: horrible

Gen 4: horrible

The majority of Gen 5: horrible

Gen 6:

I would like to nominate Ditto for one of the best Pokemon ever to exist throughout Pokemon history. With it's hidden ability, Imposter, released, it has become stunning. It is an absolute masterpiece of a Pokemon, and here's why:


Counters almost EVERY Mega Evolution

Choice Scarf lets it counter most sweepers

Imposter copies opponent's stat boosts like Dragon Dance and Quiver Dance

Transforms as soon as it comes out

Mega Evo occurs before switch outs, making copying Mega's an easy task

It's cute as hell


Locked into one move with only viable item

HP sucks so it's still rather frail when it transforms due to HP not changing

5 PP on every move via transformation

Literally, those are its only downfalls, 1 move choice and HP. Moves isn't too much of a problem because it's basically a 1 Pokemon counter and a semi sweeper, most likely not staying in for long. Otherwise, it is one of the best Pokemon of all time. It literally counters Pokemon like Cloyster, Dragonite, Salamence, and even Talonflame.


For the love of Arceus, folks! USE THIS THING! It's easy to raise, EV's other than HP are not needed, and there's no move pool needed! It's the lazy man's way of winning, and it is absolutely beautiful. Ditto is, without a doubt, my favorite Pokemon to use. I guess the only way to counter Ditto is to get something that can't kill itself easily and has good bulk and healing powers, say, Torterra or Chansey. Chansey and Blissey are Ditto's worst nightmares actually, because of no changed HP and healing on their end. Literally that's about it.

EVs: 252 Hp

Item: Choice Scarf

Ability: Imposter






^^^^ literally that's it. That's all you have to do to kick ass. Amazing.

Next week: the first request I deemed worthy out of the 10 I got! This is a bat. You may ask, what is it? Golbat? No, I did that a long time ago. Noivern? What chu talkin' about that thing's gonna be Underused at the least. Probably Overused. That leaves one thing: the NU sweeper nobody ever sees coming. That's right, it's the cute piggy bat. Next week, we cover Swoobat.

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#1 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

About time this old participant got something going for it.:pinkiesmile:

#2 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1576410 I know. I love Ditto. IT'S SO CUTE :raritydespair:

#3 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1576422   What is a choice scarf and where do I find one?

#4 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1576427 Choice Scarf limits you to one move, but makes your speed x1.5 allowing Ditto to outspeed sweepers like Mega Gengar and finish it off fast because Ditto also copies their ability, in Mega Gengar's case, Shadow Tag. You can get it for BP in the Battle Maison in Kiloude city.

#5 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1576437   You should do Magicarp at some point.  That thing's the stiznit!

#6 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

I always felt that Pinkie Pie would fit perfectly with Ditto given its powers of imposter. :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·


The series is for Pokemon that are never used, but still preform well, like Ditto, Swoobat, and Eletabuzz. Magikarp is a pre-evo that was made to be terrible. Its only attacking moves, Tackle, Flail, and Bounce, work off it's ridiculously low physical attack stat. Even more, I think Bounce on him is illegal in gen 6, so he's also stopped cold by Ghosts, not that he was much of a threat to begin with.

Yes I know you were kidding, but I can't help myself; I love going into lecture mode.

#8 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh shiet

#9 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

It never occurred to me just how combat-viable Ditto is.

#10 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1576569   I was serious actually.

#11 · 95w, 3d ago · · ·

Ditto is now much more than a breeding machine.

#13 · 95w, 2d ago · · ·

I salute you. Ditto and Swoobat are amazing. Swoobat with simple, calm mind, and that psychic move that gets stronger with every stat boost. Ditto you just explained. :pinkiehappy:

I really like that glitched imposter blissey. That thing was OP as hell. I hate my friend for showing me it and using it on my shuckle with it holding leftovers. Stall out the rear from that alone and I just happen to give it power trick and trick room was active already. :facehoof:

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