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  • Tuesday
    On the Contrary, we have this Reckless Shell Armored problem going on

    I spent a total of 12 seconds coming up with that title please read what I have to say if you play competitive Pokemon at all.

    So, Gen 5 starter hidden abilities. They're out. Samurott gets Shell Armor, Emboar gets Reckless, and Serperior gets Hype-ary. I'm gonna go into some detail of what each one can accomplish now.

    First off, Shell Armor Samurott. Let me tell you, Samurott in the competitive universe is fucking useless. Bad stat arrangements, poor and bland movepool, walled by a Cacturne, a terrible ability, and just... it's bad. Don't use it. Shell Armor improves Samurott NONE. It makes it so it can't get crit when it was never a defensive Pokemon to begin with. You're gonna die at any rate. Do yourself a favor and never use Samurott. Ever.

    Next we have Hyperior with Overhypontrary. I'm going to say it right now. Contrary Superior is not that good. There you go. I said it, but boy is it far from useless. The farthest Serp is even going to WISH to make to is Underused, and even then it's walled by an offensive Pokemon and can't even kill MegAbomasnow at +2 with Modest Hidden Power Fire. Not only that, Leaf Storm only has 8 PP so if you get stalled or outpredicted in a defensive match, GG. HOWEVER, If it's fresh on the field, Serp is a very good CroCune destroyer, and one worth some attention. It also is very easy to set up +2 on most things. Forretress can't wall it because Hidden Power Fire. Donphan can't wall it because Grass. Krookadile can't wall it for the same reason, and you best hope your Scarf Jirachi can land that flinch because otherwise it's down the drain with an Hidden Power Fire. Overall, not a bad choice if you're desperate for a Grass Type.

    Oh boy, onto the main attraction. Reckless Emboar is a freaking monster. Reckless with 123 base attack along with Flare Blitz, Head Smash, Wild Charge is just insane. They really made Emboar fantastic, though not invincible. A lot of Overused Pokemon still wall it and it takes a lot of recoil, but otherwise, Emboar is POWER.  Use Emboar in any tier he's allowed in, it's guaranteed he's gonna do some BIG damage. With the moveset Wild Charge, Flare Blitz, Superpower, and Grass Knot, there is nothing that is not weak to at least one of those unless you are Sableye but even then you can't burn wall a fire-type. Only regular damage from Stealth Rocks, faster than many good sweepers out there, Grass Knot solves Swampert and many ground types in general due to their weight and he does have base 100 special attack. Wild charge kills flying types. Psychic types have low defense unless Slowbro but then Wild Charge and Grass Knot. Just, Emboar is a beast. MAKE. HIM. KNOWN. Scarf Emboar, ladies and gentlemen.

    And that's all three of them.

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  • Friday
    Ohayocon in 1 week

    hjtsrjsjrydrweaweiuykuylouio I wanna go so fukken bad holy nuts. I'm going as the big man himself, Ganondorf if you know. Only problem right now is my hair is too dark for the orange hair gel so we actually need spray. Otherwise, HUAH!

    Arfengargle I am so pumped. There will be pictures.

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  • 1w, 1d
    Curiosity... for like the umpteenth time

    What are your top five favorite video games of all time and why? Just curious. For me,

    5. Sm4sh

    Smash for 3DS and WII-U is probably the best to date followed by Melee in my dumb opinion. It has tons of new characters everyone (mostly) wanted, and it plays like heaven. Ganon is just how I like him, as is Luigi and Yoshi is a monster, and that's all of my mains. GG Sakurai.

    4. Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal

    If you don't know, I'm not necessarily... fond of Gen 1. I just really don't like it. What I absolutely adore is that literally Gen 2 fixed 80% of all the problems gen 1 had and you can literally VISIT gen 1 aftergame. Truly I believe this game has the best aftergame of all video games and for a good reason.

    3. Donkey Kong Country: Diddy's Kong Quest

    With my two favorite Kongs out on the same adventure Donkey and Diddy had in the first one but with even more to experience, there's nothing like kicking back, relaxing, and playing a good ol' playthrough of DKC2. I don't think I need to explain why it's amazing from a critical standpoint. Fluent controls, N64 graphics on a SNES, fantastic music, good difficulty. Just an all around great game.

    2. Earthbound

    Trippy, fun, Spankedy. That is all.

    1. Amnesia, A Machine for Pigs

    I honestly did not like the first Amnesia. It felt very bland, the story was dry, and I can't see anything ever. That's not scary, it's annoying. If you like not seeing anything and a confusing ass story, I guess the game's for you...? (Although the insanity meter and the constant battle for oil was kind of fun). However, A Machine for Pigs is quite different. Everyone said it was worse from the first game, but I feel it is inappropriate to judge a different kind of game on its different predecessor. This is more story based, the first one is more action based. Nothing wrong with that, but Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs is more than just a story. It's truly one of the greatest experiences I've ever had. If you let yourself become immersed in the atmosphere and put yourself in Mandus' shoes, literally the game becomes absolutely jaw dropping. It taught me that even if I've done some nasty and stupid things in the past, the rest of my life should be devoted to redeeming myself. I love it.

    What's your top 5?  

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  • 1w, 3d
    Your ass is kong

    I'll be here all week

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  • 1w, 5d
    Gee, It Sure Is Boring Around Here With All The Links on For Glory

    I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

    Kickin all of those For Glory Link scrub's asses!

    1 comments · 22 views
  • 1w, 5d
    Luigi's Misfires are not always useful

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  • 1w, 5d
    Favorite Video Game Music Track?

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  • 1w, 6d
    Something to confess...kinda...uhh....yeah. I kinda cheated you all.

    Yeah this channel has an ASSLOAD of stories on it I want to finish but I just can't bring myself to it. And even then, there's a great story idea I just REALLY wanted to get out, and I did. On an alt.

    For a single account with no likes, the story is doing fine, but I wanted to apologize for not telling you. With the alt I just really wanted to focus on one story and one story alone, and I couldn't do that on this thing. So yeah.

    I can't say sorry enough from hiding a fic from you. I just wanted to write it so bad that I just....fmarfhgehipghs.

    If you do want to read it, it's here:

    Shadow of a Dark Lord

    I wanted to start over, as there's only two stories that I really even want to continue, being Shadow of a Dark Lord and Glitz Pit.

    I just hope y'all can forgive me for doing this. As I looked back on this place during my departure from it, I realized this wasn't just a fanfic site. It's designed so it's social media, and a lot of people here aren't actually full of crap and act like actual people. Minus the odd 0 followers with 17 Pinkiesmiles on their comment. I just wanted to write it so bad. I am a bastard and you should hate me for it

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  • 2w, 8h
    Holy crap

    Gaur Plain's best parts

    Mechanical Rhythm's best parts

    You Will Know Our Names best parts



    pls marry k

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  • 2w, 5d
    Shameless Website advertising. AKA where I will be most active


    Smashboards is for anyone who is interested in Smash Bros. news. It's a nifty site that doesn't have shit programmers or looks. It's a nice place that I will be spending my time. Follow me if you wanna hear what's up with my life every now and again and new wifi battles.

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  • 2w, 6d
    The similarities

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  • 2w, 6d
    What the heck Regigigas

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  • 2w, 6d
    Update on XenoUpdates

    K first off all my bud made this for my other bud for her bud-day and that's sweet so czech it out n' thumbs it n' shiet

    Also I've had the flu for the past 8 days so that's why no Xenoblade updates. Sorry friends.

    1 comments · 18 views
  • 3w, 1d
    Who are your mains for every smash game?

    SSB64 MAINS:

    Captain Falcon (Primary)

    Luigi (Secondary)

    Donkey Kong (Secondary)


    Ganondorf (Primary)

    Donkey Kong (Secondary)

    Samus (Secondary)

    Mewtwo (Secondary)


    Ganondorf (Primary)

    Captain Falcon (Primary)

    Donkey Kong (Secondary)

    Lucas (Secondary)

    King Dedede (Secondary)


    Ganondorf (Primary)

    Donkey Kong (Primary)

    Mewtwo (Secondary)

    Lucas (Secondary)

    Roy (Secondary)


    Shulk (Primary)

    Ganondorf (Primary)

    Donkey Kong (Secondary)

    Zelda (Secondary)







    King Dedede


    Captain Falcon



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Oh yeah, my main player. He's fantastic in every way and there's not much to him. Without further ado: Ditto

Let me get this to you:

Gen 1: horrible

Gen 2: horrible

Gen 3: horrible

Gen 4: horrible

The majority of Gen 5: horrible

Gen 6:

I would like to nominate Ditto for one of the best Pokemon ever to exist throughout Pokemon history. With it's hidden ability, Imposter, released, it has become stunning. It is an absolute masterpiece of a Pokemon, and here's why:


Counters almost EVERY Mega Evolution

Choice Scarf lets it counter most sweepers

Imposter copies opponent's stat boosts like Dragon Dance and Quiver Dance

Transforms as soon as it comes out

Mega Evo occurs before switch outs, making copying Mega's an easy task

It's cute as hell


Locked into one move with only viable item

HP sucks so it's still rather frail when it transforms due to HP not changing

5 PP on every move via transformation

Literally, those are its only downfalls, 1 move choice and HP. Moves isn't too much of a problem because it's basically a 1 Pokemon counter and a semi sweeper, most likely not staying in for long. Otherwise, it is one of the best Pokemon of all time. It literally counters Pokemon like Cloyster, Dragonite, Salamence, and even Talonflame.


For the love of Arceus, folks! USE THIS THING! It's easy to raise, EV's other than HP are not needed, and there's no move pool needed! It's the lazy man's way of winning, and it is absolutely beautiful. Ditto is, without a doubt, my favorite Pokemon to use. I guess the only way to counter Ditto is to get something that can't kill itself easily and has good bulk and healing powers, say, Torterra or Chansey. Chansey and Blissey are Ditto's worst nightmares actually, because of no changed HP and healing on their end. Literally that's about it.

EVs: 252 Hp

Item: Choice Scarf

Ability: Imposter






^^^^ literally that's it. That's all you have to do to kick ass. Amazing.

Next week: the first request I deemed worthy out of the 10 I got! This is a bat. You may ask, what is it? Golbat? No, I did that a long time ago. Noivern? What chu talkin' about that thing's gonna be Underused at the least. Probably Overused. That leaves one thing: the NU sweeper nobody ever sees coming. That's right, it's the cute piggy bat. Next week, we cover Swoobat.

Dunsparce · 460 views · Edited 59w, 4d ago · Report
#1 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

About time this old participant got something going for it.:pinkiesmile:

#2 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576410 I know. I love Ditto. IT'S SO CUTE :raritydespair:

#3 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576422   What is a choice scarf and where do I find one?

#4 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576427 Choice Scarf limits you to one move, but makes your speed x1.5 allowing Ditto to outspeed sweepers like Mega Gengar and finish it off fast because Ditto also copies their ability, in Mega Gengar's case, Shadow Tag. You can get it for BP in the Battle Maison in Kiloude city.

#5 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576437   You should do Magicarp at some point.  That thing's the stiznit!

#6 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

I always felt that Pinkie Pie would fit perfectly with Ditto given its powers of imposter. :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·


The series is for Pokemon that are never used, but still preform well, like Ditto, Swoobat, and Eletabuzz. Magikarp is a pre-evo that was made to be terrible. Its only attacking moves, Tackle, Flail, and Bounce, work off it's ridiculously low physical attack stat. Even more, I think Bounce on him is illegal in gen 6, so he's also stopped cold by Ghosts, not that he was much of a threat to begin with.

Yes I know you were kidding, but I can't help myself; I love going into lecture mode.

#8 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh shiet

#9 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

It never occurred to me just how combat-viable Ditto is.

#10 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1576569   I was serious actually.

#11 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·

Ditto is now much more than a breeding machine.

#13 · 59w, 3d ago · · ·

I salute you. Ditto and Swoobat are amazing. Swoobat with simple, calm mind, and that psychic move that gets stronger with every stat boost. Ditto you just explained. :pinkiehappy:

I really like that glitched imposter blissey. That thing was OP as hell. I hate my friend for showing me it and using it on my shuckle with it holding leftovers. Stall out the rear from that alone and I just happen to give it power trick and trick room was active already. :facehoof:

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