Oh look at that number! · 4:27am Dec 2nd, 2013
--Oh, hey Vegeta, how is your Christmas shopping going?
--Hey, thanks for asking! Anyway it's....
--It's what? Is something wrong?
--Y-Your followers... IT'S OVER NINE HUNDR--
--Whoa, whoa, hold on there 'ol buddy.
...but its over 900. I gotta do it.
--No, you're not supposed to crush the scouter unless its over 9000.
--...
--Fine.
--Oh Vegeta, you so silly.
Thanks for all the followers guys! I'm going to do something really special when I hit 1000.
We'll do some fun little TF fics where I take reader requests and such. Fun for the whole family! Well, okay, knowing me, it probably won't be safe for the kids
Oh, and huge thanks for helping me hit 2000 likes on Five Score! That's a big number! That number is at least as big as the number of cups of coffee I drink during finals week!
Post nudes.
Heh. I still think your profile is cute as hell. Also, it IS 900, it's not over it quite yet ^^
Hey, hey ,hey, psst. You're still gonna do that whole broodmare TF thing I saw you make a post on some group some...months ago, right?
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Exactly! That's the thing I want to do when I hit 1000.
I have a fic compilation, which each chapter dives deep into a different fetish, and the readers tell me what chapter to do next each week. I already have chapters written for TF/TG, tentacles, pregnancy->brood mare, and rape.
I just need some time to polish those chapters and get it published! I figure ~1000 will be a great time for that, and at my current pace it shouldn't take more than a month or so.
Hopefully my other fic will be about done by then so I can focus fully on this new thing.
Gurr. Finals Week. Christmas can't come fast enough. Congraduation Spectrum. You earned.
Also can I sexy a sexy dragon TF. Since i know you love your gender bending, you can have RD become Rainbow Blitz and penetrate one of the mane six. As much as I hate to see Rainbow Dash loose her assets, good M/F stories are hard to find these days.
Now too think of an idea of what too do when I reach two hundred followers. only 17 more too go.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Just in time for the holiday season~!
1563718 That sounds great but will you be able to skip chapters and understand the story. Rape and foalcon are big nooos in my book but especially foalcon. I know people who like foalcon aren't all pedo's but I don't know, I just rather leave the debauchery too the adult ponies.
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No worries, each chapter will be a self contained story, and you will be able to skip any chapter you don't like the theme of
No no no THANK YOU! For writing such awesome stuff.
Seriously though you're one of my favorite authors
Hopefully you'll hit 1000 soon, can't wait to see those fics.
Stay classy
If you want to cheat, the original Japanese manga has vegeta yelling 8000, 9000 just looked and sounded better in the english dub.
Vegeta, you've got the meme wrong. I expect things will really start happening when it finally does go over 9000
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The counter is exactly 901 now.
I would like something with a similar premise to Present Sins actually. But if you don't like stories I'll be fine.
--Sollace
Oh Twisted, you are a hoot. And I still cannot get over how cute that pony is, it is even worse (better?) with the Santa hat on.
And we can say you have 901e1 followers, Vegeta can crush a scouter then.
It's exactly 901.... if Vegeta doesn't, I will *spawns a scouter* it's over NINE HUNDEREEEEEEEEEED!!! *crushes scouter*
1,000 follower special: "Five Score Multiplied by Ten"
Humans turn into ponies that are ten-stories tall. Humanity is driven to the brink of extinction, as the pony libido was also multiplied by ten. Cars, tanks, airplanes—nothing vaguely phallic shaped is safe from the rampaging cartoon characters.
From deep inside the Cheyenne Mountain complex, the last hope of humanity lies with one man: Twisted. The government is going to rebuild him—faster, stronger. . . ponier. Transformed into a giant pony, he must venture deep behind enemy lines. Alone, and beset on all sides by horny ponies, he must make it to the Empire State building, dethrone Celestia, and end the pony reign of tyranny.
This idea is on the house.
2000 cups of coffee? Wow
So what was ascending like?
....for semi obscure reference
Vegeta...
