Hello, dick-ness, my old friend... · 9:34pm Nov 21st, 2013
It's been brought to my attention that a certain someone has resumed activity on FIMFiction. I will post no links and say no names (I got some shit for that before), but I'm sure most of you will know who it is if I simply refer to him as the Illiterate Hypocrite (or Fucking Dickbag; I like either).
I have no idea how to feel about this. I'm flipping between elation that my first and oldest hate has resurfaced, or dread that I probably have an active enemy again. Either way, if "Digital Harmony" suddenly earns a new downvote, I will know EXACTLY who it is. And don't any of you smartasses try to pull something just because I said that, because if that red bar goes up within a few days, someone's going down, and I'd rather not have it be someone I like.
Actually, speaking of "Digital Harmony," I'm starting to reach a comfortable point where I can start writing that again! I PROMISE that has nothing to do with him being back, since I pulled the doc up long before I heard the news. Fingers crossed, I'll actually have something for you by the end of the month. Might nab another co-writer, too, if it'll get things running more smoothly...
Also, just in case our Favorite Deletionist finds this blog... you're unblocked if you want to reply. I'd feel bad about bitching about you on the site, directly or otherwise, if you didn't have the ability to counter me. That's how being the bigger man works, dear.
I've come to suck you off again...
... Wait...
Does "Illiterate Hypocrite" happen to be darf?
His wrath hath returnedth
1527281 No. He's not my first and oldest hate. This guy and I... we go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.
1527291 Awe, fuck man! I know who you're talking about!
I'll leave a little hint in the comments: My comment on his page has been deleted.
Yay for plans~
Let's see how far you get this time, yes? 
I know who it is
My favorite Peurto Rican. I missed the Dawn.
Well, thanks, Prime.
Now all I can see is a slow zoom-in on you, played by Will Arnet in a black fright wig, while “The Sound of Silence” plays in the background. I hope you’re happy.