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Some random Pinkie-induced rambling. · 5:33pm
Hypothesis for today: Every philosophical theory can be communicated with cupcakes (dessert, not the fic).
Example 1: Plato
Somewhere out there, exists an ideal cupcake, that is The one true cupcake. We only have access to fake cupcakes (which are also mighty tasty), but we still remember about the one true cupcake we had tasted before we were born.
Example 2: Wittgenstein
We shouldn't ask what is a cupcake, but what do we use cupcake for. It's not important what it is, as long as it's tasty.
Example 3: Nietzsche
Cupcakes are tasty, but we have to abandon them to try and achieve the overcupcake. The overcupcake will be overtasty.
Example 4: Sartre
We are free to eat cupcakes if we want. But we are self-deceiving ourselves that we are forced to eat muffins. Well newsflash – we can eat cupcakes.
Example 5: St. Augustin
There is no such thing as a bad cupcake. There may be a lack of a good cupcake, but never a bad cupcake.
Yeah, my brain is melting. I blame this overly cute Pinkie.
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Just saw this. *Slow Clap*
Ugh. If anyone had this post flashed on the notifications for a second time I'm sorry. I just added a few missing articles, and I thought it would work just like editing a story (and from what I can tell doing some small edits in the story won't make it pop up as new chapter). I'm not so sure anymore if blog also works that way, so I'm gonna put this apology for spam just in case.
Descartes: All sensations beyond my own cupcakes could be produced by an omnipotent force intent on deceiving me. However, that force cannot simulate the pastries in my oven. I bake, therefore I am.