Because he is a tyrant and running this site in manners similar to the Nazi party of Germany circa 1943. He must be stopped and I am employing both the Texas Rangers and Nigerian Navy to assist me. Obviously when he is executed for war crimes and treason against the crown America's economy will prosper once more and I will be a special guest on the Rush Limbaugh show.
So apparently once again it looks like I am headed to the wondrous state of Illinois in my never ending search of drugs and sex and various other illicit activities. Oh and I get to stop in the wondrous city of pizza and murder for about 12 hours while I wait on the oh so reliable Amtrak too! YIPPEE!
How the fuck do I get myself into these sexy misadventures?
>not using site_url
>gay
burn in hell you unicorn supremacist!
unicorns are only good for one thing, and one thing only severing their earth pony masters!
count me in, Unicorns are the best race. pegasi are second class and earth ponies' only purpose in life is to do the jobs nopony else likes to do.