Hasbrony, Mother of all Drama! · 10:40pm Oct 7th, 2013
I looked around, and found out there is no pony to personify "Hasbro".
So, I spent a good 5 mins in the pony maker, so I can introduce you to "Hasbrony, Mother of all Drama".
She's pink because... Well, you know why.
She's an alicorn because... Well, I think you also know why.
She loves kids, but they don't always love her back, as she can be clumsy with them. She has issues reconciliating that with her deep need for being adored.
She's extremely wealthy, but doesn't exactly know what to do with it.
She's quite judgmental of everything you do and will not shy away from using the magic of ceases and desists.
She's able to transform other ponies into alicorns without any reason or change historical events on a whim, in the name of a superior power called "Marketing".
She - and only her - can see and hear omnipotent and omnipresent creatures called "Stockholders". More than once, she sacrificed her longevity, or even the stability of the whole world under her protection to calm them down.
We don't know where she came from, but the rumor says she brought numerous worlds to their doom before reaching Equestria. It is also said she's becoming crazier by the minutes as pressure increases from her imaginary friends the Stockholders.
P.S.: Working on the next Azure story and it's going well. I got extra help on this one.
Hmm... how to respond...
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No, I... I don't think this is an accurate interpretation at all. I'd picture Hasbrony as having immense wealth and wanting to please children but not, exactly, fitting in. She's a tad creepy in the "please like me" sense, and doesn't quite get kids... but she makes decent toys, and the Fausticorn took pity on her and acts as a sort of babysitter guide pony.
1403054 I would agree that she loves kids, but is a bit clumsy with them.
If by "cease and desist", you are referring to Fighting is Magic, That was their own dumb fault for showing off the game at a large game expo. They should have known better but they went there instead and forced Hasbro's hand. They probably would never have done anything to the M6 dev team and the game had they stayed under the radar.
1403424 FiM is only one of many games that got a C&D. Hell, even the owner of a website (EquestrialGirls) got one.
I don't think Hasbro should be a pony, yet alone an alicorn. A draconequus would be far more fitting, considering how much chaos he/she/it has caused.