• Member Since 1st Apr, 2012
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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 50 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 224 views
  • 57 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 663 views
  • 86 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 573 views
  • 89 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 533 views
  • 91 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 407 views
Sep
1st
2013

not with a bang, but a whimper · 9:06pm Sep 1st, 2013

i'm back
(sort of)

expect horseporn in a couple days
also possibly other things.

after that, i dunno.

Report darf · 1,382 views ·
Comments ( 22 )

Good to have you back Darf. :twilightsmile:

Truth be told though, I follow you for much more than horseporn.

Everything ok? *offers a hug*

And there was much rejoicing throughout the land; except for the bottles of hand lotion and tissue boxes, who were eying each other with a sense of foreboding.

Hey it's darf and he's back! Look forward to seeing more horseporn

already got my handy dandy lotion ready.

sweet deal dude.

Don't scare me like that! :rainbowdetermined2:

Glad to know you've been writing a little. *hugs without asking*

Hardly a whimper; more of a blog post. Welcome back.

Welcome back, dude.

We all missed you.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Welcome back! :pinkiehappy:

I think you should start working on cats after your fics are done. Just cats. Not catfiction.

Cats. :derpytongue2:

Welcome back, and remember that when the goin' gets tough, you can rely on your friends. (And when your friends aren't good enough, come to us. jk)

bang boom pow

The darf is back! Long live the darf! :pinkiehappy: *Pinkietackles*

"expect horseporn in a couple days"

Don't really know what else i should expect. :moustache:

Giant robo lazer eye shootingy sqweewuls? :rainbowderp:

I wonder, was the title of this blog post inspired by the book of the same name, written by Theodore Dalrymple and subtitled "The Theory And Politics Of Decline"?

If so, good on you sir. I liked that book.

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