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  • 6d, 19h
    Rest in peace B.B. King (1925-2015)

    The man known as the King of Blues is gone. B.B. King passed away. He was 89-years-old. His career as a legendary guitarist spanned nearly 70 years. He was a mentor to several famous guitarists, including Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Keith Richards. He named his guitar Lucille and shares the reason behind the name choice in the following video.

    Sadly, the thrill is gone. Rest in peace, B.B. King. You will be missed. Fortunately, your memory will live on in the hearts of those whom you have touched with your music.

    1 comments · 63 views
  • 2w, 9h
    Slight delay with the next Rule 34 Update

    I was wondering how long it would be before a scheduling conflict prevented me from posting the latest Rule 34 data on the 10th of the month. Regrettably, I will be unavailable to complete the May 2015 Rule 34 update by my usual time.

    Things are different now than when I first began chronicling crass content. Back then, had no way to look up images based on when they were posted. This meant that in order to have the most accurate data, I had to regularly check in each month to see how much porn had been generated since the last update. This also meant that I couldn't go back and look at previous months without excessive amounts of work sifting through all the images.

    After working with the mods for the site, I was able to encourage the creation of new search features, including by date. I was no longer forced to check back every month and I could have even more accurate data.

    There's not really a need for me to post my rule 34 updates on the same day of the month. The data will be just as accurate whether I post it on the 10th or any of the following days. It just won't be as timely. I've done my best to stick to the same release schedule for years. This will be the first time where I can guarantee that the finished product will be a little late.

    In the meantime, let's revisit one of my early blog topics: The motion picture ratings system.

    Here are a couple videos which help to illustrate the broken state of the current ratings system.

    Feel free to discuss movie ratings policy in the comments, or anything else pertaining to this post.

    4 comments · 116 views
  • 4w, 6d
    MLP Season 5: Episode 3-4 observations

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  • 5w, 6d
    MLP Rule 34 Update: April 2015 / The Baby Wars

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  • 6w, 2h
    Hilarious in hindsight

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  • 6w, 2d
    R.I.P. Stan Freberg (1926-2015)

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  • 10w, 3d
    MLP Rule 34 Update: March 2015 / Carnal Communication

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  • 11w, 6d
    Live Long and Prosper...

    Rest in Peace, Mr. Nimoy. (1931-2015)

    For nearly 84 years, he helped to show people where it's at.

    6 comments · 150 views
  • 13w, 6d
    To Celestia, from bondage

    Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! In an effort to counteract the negative depiction of BDSM in the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie, I wrote a short poem about the potential joys of BDSM entitled To Celestia, from bondage.

    Those more familiar with poetry will notice that I was inspired by a romantic poem written by Richard Lovelace in 1642 entitled To Althea, from prison. It contains one of the most iconic lines of verse: "Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage."

    May your Valntine's Day be filled with expressions of love.

    3 comments · 172 views
  • 13w, 6d
    R.I.P. Gary Owens (1934-2015)

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  • 14w, 5d
    So much left to do for the upcoming Rule 34 blog post...

    I have so much left to do to finish this month's Rule 34 Update. Three days before its due, I decided to change the topic. Originally, I had planned to talk about the importance of communication as it relates to intimate relationships. I thought it was a natural progression from last month's topic, which focused on Mr. Rogers teaching children how to express their feelings and emotions. The need for meaningful communication becomes more imperative as we grow older, especially with those to whom we are close in a romantic sense.

    But that topic is going to have to wait until next month. Another issue, which is more timely, demands my attention. I'm going to talk about fanfiction, Fifty Shades of Grey and BDSM relationships.

    Research which would usually take me weeks to compile will have to be finished in two days in order to make it on time. I can do it, but it's going to be a lot of work completed in not a lot of time. Please think of me and send good vibes my way.

    Clap if you believe!

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  • 15w, 5d
    Further motivation to finish my stories.

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  • 17w, 1d
    Ponies in Space + A New Story!

    13 comments · 326 views
  • 18w, 2d
    Bull sires half a million offspring before his death

    25 comments · 472 views
  • 18w, 3d
    Ooops! Noah is Gone...

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  • 18w, 5d
    MLP Rule 34 Update: January 2015 / A Good Neighbor

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  • 21w, 2d
    FIMfiction changes

    "I don't think it's any secret anymore that the site is going general fiction sometime in the near future. This means pony branding is going to have to go anyway, so whether I had any other reasoning, this was an inevitable change." -Knighty

    Clarification was added later.

    " will always be for ponies

    The Fimfiction you know and love (or hate) will always be like this. It will always only show MLP stories. If you're a user who only cares about MLP, you have nothing to worry about because nothing is going to change for you." -Knighty

    How does everyone feel about this? Is anyone interested in writing and or reading fanfiction on this site devoid of My Little Pony?

    While the future of FIMfiction may be uncertain, I'm confident that bronies will continue to find ways to express their creativity and love for My Little Pony. Merry Christmas and a Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!

    27 comments · 421 views

Here's my latest story. Soarin' the Butt.

This story began with the title and evolved from there. On the surface, this clopfic may appear to have many similarities with another one of my stories, Daddy's Boy.

Both take place in alternate universes. (Daddy's Boy had human characters, while Soarin' the Butt has anthro characters.) Both feature a submissive teenage male who is emasculated and forced to dress like a girl.

There are other similarities to Daddy's Boy, but there are also many differences.

Daddy's Boy is told from the victim's perspective. Soarin' the Butt is written in the third person.

Daddy's Boy was striving to be much darker in tone. Soarin' the Butt has more alliterations and is more jovial.

Daddy's Boy takes place during the course of nearly a decade. Soarin' the Butt's story takes place within the span of a year.

Daddy's Boy has one sexual predator involving gay incest between father and son. Soarin' the Butt has two sexual predators involving chicks with dicks.

I don't want anyone to think I'm repeating myself. If anything, this just shows a recurring theme in my writing of males who are emasculated and forced to dress as girls.

Bronystories · 604 views · Edited 90w, 2d ago · Report
#2 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

Soarin' the Butt has more alliterations and is more jovial.
Twow just drove his head through a wall without knowing why.

#3 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

Can say the description disappointing me somewhat. But eh, least  you had fun doing them hopefully.

#4 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

unf, twink Soarin'.

#5 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: I'm not going to read this :


#6 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

Where's the source for that pic. The one above. I know you have it, and I know it's NSFW

#7 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

Alliteration, ah? I always attempt to add an abundance of alliteration to any title. Anyway, all of us should follow this story. Always.

(I lost effort around "title")

#8 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

Should I just...make plans to riff this now?

#9 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·


Clop first. Riff later. :pinkiecrazy:

#10 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1314417 Adding it to the riff queue.

#11 · 90w, 2d ago · · ·

Confession: I saw this blog within minutes of you posting it, and I only just got the pun in the title. :derpytongue2::facehoof:

#12 · 90w, 1d ago · · ·

Well, I just glanced at this blog post again after reading it for the first time several, several hours ago.

Just got the "in the butt" joke.

#13 · 90w, 1d ago · · ·


Hey, so did I!

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