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  • Wednesday
    The 99-Million-Year-Old Erection and VR Vag

    8 comments · 180 views
  • 16w, 3d
    A change to Rule 34 Updates

    Due to a work schedule with ever-increasing demands, I will have to consolidate my Rule 34 updates; at least for the foreseeable future. Starting in November, they'll be coming out every other month. The next blog post will contain data for October and November.

    After doing this for three years, real life is finally catching up with me and It's becoming increasingly difficult to make time for ponies. Rest assured, I'm as big a brony as I ever was and have resolved that I won't leave the site until I've told all my unfinished stories.

    Special thanks to Infinion, who makes my Rule 34 updates look as amazing as they do with his awesome charts. Together, we've put out 281 images to date and I've given him 2,952 cells worth of data to make it.

    7 comments · 132 views
  • 18w, 3d
    MLP Rule 34 Update September 2015 / Porkyman

    18 comments · 670 views
  • 21w, 3d
    Unexpected delays...

    It seems lately that the only thing as consistant as my Rule 34 updates is a notice indicating that said updates will be a little late. Rest assured that my Pokemon retrospective will be worth the wait.

    2 comments · 141 views
  • 25w, 6d
    Rule 34 Update coming soon / Ponies Anthology 5

    The August Rule 34 update will be released tomorrow. Thank you for your patience.

    While you wait, please feel free to enjoy the latest installment in the Ponies Anthology series.

    4 comments · 152 views
  • 29w, 4d
    Fall of Equestria: Caribou Chantey

    So, I recently watched this funny clip from Key and Peele.

    I didn't really get the joke until the story about the doctor. That's one of the oldest riddles for illustrating gender stereotypes and it was so cliche as to be hilarious.

    It got me to thinking about the Fall of Equestria series of stories. People either love it or hate it. It's a guilty pleasure for me. I still marvel that a universe of anthro characters who are subjected to all manner of misogyny, and sexual torture can be approved without incident, yet a story set in an anthro universe involving sex between two consenting teenagers isn't allowed to be published.

    Underage sex is illegal in many places, but it's nowhere near as widely hated as rape. If clopfics involving underage human or anthro are banned, why not ban all rapefics? Why not ban all stories in which characters don't give expressed consent?

    Don't get me wrong. I'm not seriously advocating for increased levels of censorship. I'm just trying to draw attention to the inconsistencies. Banning underage human and anthro stories are done to protect FIMfiction from being accused of posting something viewed as illegal in many countries. Well, rape is illegal, too. If we can tell the difference between fictional rape in a story and actual rape in the real world, why can't we use that same mentality regarding underage clopfics? But I digress.

    There's hardly any middle ground regarding Fall of Equestria. Certain individuals go to impressive lengths to create anti Fall of Equestria stories in which the caribuo are crushed after a violent rebellion.

    This ties back into the Key and Peele Pirate Chantey sketch because the caribou are the biggest pillagers and rapists in all of pony fiction. I think it would be hilarious to have a short comedy set in the Fall of Equestria universe were all the caribou get together and sing about how important it is to respect mares. Just like the pirate sketch; you take the perceived expectations and turn them on their ear.

    29 comments · 361 views
  • 34w, 12h
    Episode 100 [Spoilers]

    7 comments · 531 views
  • 35w, 5d
    Klaus hand-drawn animated teaser trailer

    9 comments · 268 views
  • 38w, 2d
    Rest in peace B.B. King (1925-2015)

    The man known as the King of Blues is gone. B.B. King passed away. He was 89-years-old. His career as a legendary guitarist spanned nearly 70 years. He was a mentor to several famous guitarists, including Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Keith Richards. He named his guitar Lucille and shares the reason behind the name choice in the following video.

    Sadly, the thrill is gone. Rest in peace, B.B. King. You will be missed. Fortunately, your memory will live on in the hearts of those whom you have touched with your music.

    1 comments · 154 views
  • 39w, 2d
    Slight delay with the next Rule 34 Update

    I was wondering how long it would be before a scheduling conflict prevented me from posting the latest Rule 34 data on the 10th of the month. Regrettably, I will be unavailable to complete the May 2015 Rule 34 update by my usual time.

    Things are different now than when I first began chronicling crass content. Back then, had no way to look up images based on when they were posted. This meant that in order to have the most accurate data, I had to regularly check in each month to see how much porn had been generated since the last update. This also meant that I couldn't go back and look at previous months without excessive amounts of work sifting through all the images.

    After working with the mods for the site, I was able to encourage the creation of new search features, including by date. I was no longer forced to check back every month and I could have even more accurate data.

    There's not really a need for me to post my rule 34 updates on the same day of the month. The data will be just as accurate whether I post it on the 10th or any of the following days. It just won't be as timely. I've done my best to stick to the same release schedule for years. This will be the first time where I can guarantee that the finished product will be a little late.

    In the meantime, let's revisit one of my early blog topics: The motion picture ratings system.

    Here are a couple videos which help to illustrate the broken state of the current ratings system.

    Feel free to discuss movie ratings policy in the comments, or anything else pertaining to this post.

    4 comments · 182 views
  • 42w, 1d
    MLP Season 5: Episode 3-4 observations

    8 comments · 389 views
  • 43w, 1d
    MLP Rule 34 Update: April 2015 / The Baby Wars

    20 comments · 4,778 views
  • 43w, 2d
    Hilarious in hindsight

    17 comments · 440 views

Here's my latest story. Soarin' the Butt.

This story began with the title and evolved from there. On the surface, this clopfic may appear to have many similarities with another one of my stories, Daddy's Boy.

Both take place in alternate universes. (Daddy's Boy had human characters, while Soarin' the Butt has anthro characters.) Both feature a submissive teenage male who is emasculated and forced to dress like a girl.

There are other similarities to Daddy's Boy, but there are also many differences.

Daddy's Boy is told from the victim's perspective. Soarin' the Butt is written in the third person.

Daddy's Boy was striving to be much darker in tone. Soarin' the Butt has more alliterations and is more jovial.

Daddy's Boy takes place during the course of nearly a decade. Soarin' the Butt's story takes place within the span of a year.

Daddy's Boy has one sexual predator involving gay incest between father and son. Soarin' the Butt has two sexual predators involving chicks with dicks.

I don't want anyone to think I'm repeating myself. If anything, this just shows a recurring theme in my writing of males who are emasculated and forced to dress as girls.

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#2 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Soarin' the Butt has more alliterations and is more jovial.
Twow just drove his head through a wall without knowing why.

#3 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Can say the description disappointing me somewhat. But eh, least  you had fun doing them hopefully.

#4 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

unf, twink Soarin'.

#5 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: I'm not going to read this :


#6 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Where's the source for that pic. The one above. I know you have it, and I know it's NSFW

#7 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Alliteration, ah? I always attempt to add an abundance of alliteration to any title. Anyway, all of us should follow this story. Always.

(I lost effort around "title")

#8 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Should I just...make plans to riff this now?

#9 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·


Clop first. Riff later. :pinkiecrazy:

#10 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1314417 Adding it to the riff queue.

#11 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Confession: I saw this blog within minutes of you posting it, and I only just got the pun in the title. :derpytongue2::facehoof:

#12 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Well, I just glanced at this blog post again after reading it for the first time several, several hours ago.

Just got the "in the butt" joke.

#13 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·


Hey, so did I!

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