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  • 2w, 6d
    Fall of Equestria: Caribou Chantey

    So, I recently watched this funny clip from Key and Peele.

    I didn't really get the joke until the story about the doctor. That's one of the oldest riddles for illustrating gender stereotypes and it was so cliche as to be hilarious.

    It got me to thinking about the Fall of Equestria series of stories. People either love it or hate it. It's a guilty pleasure for me. I still marvel that a universe of anthro characters who are subjected to all manner of misogyny, and sexual torture can be approved without incident, yet a story set in an anthro universe involving sex between two consenting teenagers isn't allowed to be published.

    Underage sex is illegal in many places, but it's nowhere near as widely hated as rape. If clopfics involving underage human or anthro are banned, why not ban all rapefics? Why not ban all stories in which characters don't give expressed consent?

    Don't get me wrong. I'm not seriously advocating for increased levels of censorship. I'm just trying to draw attention to the inconsistencies. Banning underage human and anthro stories are done to protect FIMfiction from being accused of posting something viewed as illegal in many countries. Well, rape is illegal, too. If we can tell the difference between fictional rape in a story and actual rape in the real world, why can't we use that same mentality regarding underage clopfics? But I digress.

    There's hardly any middle ground regarding Fall of Equestria. Certain individuals go to impressive lengths to create anti Fall of Equestria stories in which the caribuo are crushed after a violent rebellion.

    This ties back into the Key and Peele Pirate Chantey sketch because the caribou are the biggest pillagers and rapists in all of pony fiction. I think it would be hilarious to have a short comedy set in the Fall of Equestria universe were all the caribou get together and sing about how important it is to respect mares. Just like the pirate sketch; you take the perceived expectations and turn them on their ear.

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  • 7w, 2d
    Episode 100 [Spoilers]

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  • 9w, 18h
    Klaus hand-drawn animated teaser trailer

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  • 11w, 4d
    Rest in peace B.B. King (1925-2015)

    The man known as the King of Blues is gone. B.B. King passed away. He was 89-years-old. His career as a legendary guitarist spanned nearly 70 years. He was a mentor to several famous guitarists, including Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Keith Richards. He named his guitar Lucille and shares the reason behind the name choice in the following video.

    Sadly, the thrill is gone. Rest in peace, B.B. King. You will be missed. Fortunately, your memory will live on in the hearts of those whom you have touched with your music.

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  • 12w, 4d
    Slight delay with the next Rule 34 Update

    I was wondering how long it would be before a scheduling conflict prevented me from posting the latest Rule 34 data on the 10th of the month. Regrettably, I will be unavailable to complete the May 2015 Rule 34 update by my usual time.

    Things are different now than when I first began chronicling crass content. Back then, rule34.paheal.net had no way to look up images based on when they were posted. This meant that in order to have the most accurate data, I had to regularly check in each month to see how much porn had been generated since the last update. This also meant that I couldn't go back and look at previous months without excessive amounts of work sifting through all the images.

    After working with the mods for the site, I was able to encourage the creation of new search features, including by date. I was no longer forced to check back every month and I could have even more accurate data.

    There's not really a need for me to post my rule 34 updates on the same day of the month. The data will be just as accurate whether I post it on the 10th or any of the following days. It just won't be as timely. I've done my best to stick to the same release schedule for years. This will be the first time where I can guarantee that the finished product will be a little late.

    In the meantime, let's revisit one of my early blog topics: The motion picture ratings system.

    Here are a couple videos which help to illustrate the broken state of the current ratings system.

    Feel free to discuss movie ratings policy in the comments, or anything else pertaining to this post.

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  • 15w, 3d
    MLP Season 5: Episode 3-4 observations

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  • 16w, 4d
    MLP Rule 34 Update: April 2015 / The Baby Wars

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  • 16w, 4d
    Hilarious in hindsight

    15 comments · 368 views
  • 17w, 8h
    R.I.P. Stan Freberg (1926-2015)

    10 comments · 212 views
  • 21w, 11h
    MLP Rule 34 Update: March 2015 / Carnal Communication

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  • 22w, 4d
    Live Long and Prosper...

    Rest in Peace, Mr. Nimoy. (1931-2015)

    For nearly 84 years, he helped to show people where it's at.

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  • 24w, 3d
    To Celestia, from bondage

    Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! In an effort to counteract the negative depiction of BDSM in the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie, I wrote a short poem about the potential joys of BDSM entitled To Celestia, from bondage.

    Those more familiar with poetry will notice that I was inspired by a romantic poem written by Richard Lovelace in 1642 entitled To Althea, from prison. It contains one of the most iconic lines of verse: "Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage."

    May your Valntine's Day be filled with expressions of love.

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  • 24w, 4d
    R.I.P. Gary Owens (1934-2015)

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  • 25w, 3d
    So much left to do for the upcoming Rule 34 blog post...

    I have so much left to do to finish this month's Rule 34 Update. Three days before its due, I decided to change the topic. Originally, I had planned to talk about the importance of communication as it relates to intimate relationships. I thought it was a natural progression from last month's topic, which focused on Mr. Rogers teaching children how to express their feelings and emotions. The need for meaningful communication becomes more imperative as we grow older, especially with those to whom we are close in a romantic sense.

    But that topic is going to have to wait until next month. Another issue, which is more timely, demands my attention. I'm going to talk about fanfiction, Fifty Shades of Grey and BDSM relationships.

    Research which would usually take me weeks to compile will have to be finished in two days in order to make it on time. I can do it, but it's going to be a lot of work completed in not a lot of time. Please think of me and send good vibes my way.

    Clap if you believe!

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  • 26w, 3d
    Further motivation to finish my stories.

    8 comments · 188 views
Aug
28th
2013

Here's my latest story. Soarin' the Butt.

This story began with the title and evolved from there. On the surface, this clopfic may appear to have many similarities with another one of my stories, Daddy's Boy.

Both take place in alternate universes. (Daddy's Boy had human characters, while Soarin' the Butt has anthro characters.) Both feature a submissive teenage male who is emasculated and forced to dress like a girl.

There are other similarities to Daddy's Boy, but there are also many differences.

Daddy's Boy is told from the victim's perspective. Soarin' the Butt is written in the third person.

Daddy's Boy was striving to be much darker in tone. Soarin' the Butt has more alliterations and is more jovial.

Daddy's Boy takes place during the course of nearly a decade. Soarin' the Butt's story takes place within the span of a year.

Daddy's Boy has one sexual predator involving gay incest between father and son. Soarin' the Butt has two sexual predators involving chicks with dicks.

I don't want anyone to think I'm repeating myself. If anything, this just shows a recurring theme in my writing of males who are emasculated and forced to dress as girls.

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#2 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

Soarin' the Butt has more alliterations and is more jovial.
Twow just drove his head through a wall without knowing why.

#3 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

Can say the description disappointing me somewhat. But eh, least  you had fun doing them hopefully.

#4 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

unf, twink Soarin'.

#5 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: I'm not going to read this :

:rainbowkiss:

#6 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

Where's the source for that pic. The one above. I know you have it, and I know it's NSFW

#7 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

Alliteration, ah? I always attempt to add an abundance of alliteration to any title. Anyway, all of us should follow this story. Always.

(I lost effort around "title")

#8 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

Should I just...make plans to riff this now?

#9 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1314415

Clop first. Riff later. :pinkiecrazy:

#10 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1314417 Adding it to the riff queue.

#11 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

Confession: I saw this blog within minutes of you posting it, and I only just got the pun in the title. :derpytongue2::facehoof:

#12 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

Well, I just glanced at this blog post again after reading it for the first time several, several hours ago.

Just got the "in the butt" joke.

#13 · 100w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1314441

Hey, so did I!

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