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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 50 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

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  • 57 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 663 views
  • 86 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 573 views
  • 89 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 533 views
  • 91 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 407 views
Aug
9th
2013

PFV Interview and some housekeeping · 7:48pm Aug 9th, 2013

howdy all

as seems to be the custom when these things happen, i'm obligated by ethereal demand to say that A Single Step was posted to the Ponyfiction Vault. you can click on that linky thing to read my interview, super-extra-special-early edition—and of course, next week, the one that everyone will see will go up on fimmyfics proper.

so.

i'd always kind of hoped or dreamed that something i'd write would get the nebulous honor of some guy saying 'this is pretty good'. like all goals in life, i have to say the euphoria that came with it was kind of fleeting—but, that being said, it makes me sort of happy when i think about it, if for nothing more than saying that i've contributed something worthwhile to a community i care about.

anyway.

Bad Horse wrote this blog thing about 'Why we write?' for One Man's Pony Ramblings. he originally asked for my help putting the post together, but scrapped the stuff i came up with when it wasn't easy to fit it cohesively with his own writing; i don't know if i'll get permission to post my own essay on the same topic, or what. in any case, it's a subject i thought was worth discussing, and Bad Horse is a cool dude who says neat things. so go check it out, if you feel like it. if i get the okay, i may share parts of my version later.

lastly, my favorite ponyfiction author in the world AP wrote a story about... well, it's pretty obvious. it made me really upset to read but that's good because life is a process, and if we run from the things that upset us we'll never overcome them. i can't say it was as impactful as Pink, Blue, and Ivory, but i think it's a meaningful story that people should read anyway. herein lies the link

to anyone wondering about new stories: i'm having a bit of a rough spot. life is really tough and shitty right now and honestly i feel like my stomach is eating me from the inside out. i've gotten scraps and half-finished drafts of about five or six stories right now (mostly porn), but can't convince myself to finish any of them. i dunno how long this new block'll last, or what will make it go away, but i promise i'll try hard to put out some new content when i can get over my shitt feelings.

thanks everyone for reading, as usual.

catch you on the flip side.

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Comments ( 13 )

Oh god, I just saw Rocko from Boondock Saints with that last line.

Hope you get over the block soon.

Ever need to talk, just ask, yeah?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Congrats, brother! You damn well deserve it, a hell of a lot more than I did. :ajsmug:

Also, AP's new story... I didn't get it. I thought I did, but... I don't. I know, I'm a plebeian, a simpleton, a rube.

Comment posted by Octavia Harmony deleted Aug 9th, 2013
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the nebulous honor of some guy saying 'this is pretty good'.

I kind of want to put this on a plaque or something. Looking back, I'm a little surprised at what the Vault has become in the minds of the community, because that's exactly what it is.

Hang in there, bro. We're here for you if things get nasty. :rainbowkiss:

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it's about depression, man

oh god, e.e. cummings. yeah, i forgot there was even such a person. i wish i was smart enough to understand poetry.

anyways, congrads! here's hoping you get over that block soon. you know which story i'm eagerly anticipating :pinkiehappy:

Love ya :heart: feel better when you can feel better :ajsmug:

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lol

I got THAT part. I meant labeling it as cancelled and stopping mid-sentence. Is it some kind of metaphor for suicide? Or maybe just stopping because there's no will to go on?

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pretty much, yeah
you don't need to think too hard about it
if someone is depressed, they probably won't feel the compulsion to finish something
honestly the ending was the most upsetting part for me
because
yeah

anyway, it's whatever. as long as you got enough out of it to understand, that's probably all you need

> if i get the okay, i may share parts of my version later.
You mean from me? Anything you do is okay with me, darf. :trollestia:

Maybe you'll feel better if you use capital letters. They always make what you're writing seem more important. It's like speaking in a British accent.

Once again, congratulations! The variety of accolades you've gotten is a sign of your range as an author. The ease with which you can shift styles and still write at the top of your game is inspirational.

I think you might be running out of ponyfic awards to shoot for, though. What's your next goal?

(thank you also for the name-drop and i'll try to push more fic out)

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JUST DON'T USE TOO MANY OF THEM OR YOU'LL SOUND AMERICAN

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