ONE YEAR OF AWESOME (Take two.) · 3:13am Jul 27th, 2013
Dammit, I had to re-write this blog after getting two-thirds of the way through it because I somehow hit back to the previous page. FUCK! Anyway, let's get on task.
It's my one year anniversary since joining this site!
It's been a great year so far writing. I've become a much better writer through out the year if you look at my beginning work to how I write presently. I've made a few accomplishments, failures, and even made a few connections with others. Writers, editors, and artists I can call... What do you call people you've never met but can still call friends. Internet friends? That means you NightmareKnight, BronieMan305, Thardoc, and Shadowflame. How about we look at a few accomplishments, stories I've been working on and will/won't work on, and any other little tid-bits.
Accomplishments
-Write five stories
-Get 202 followers
-Follow 14 people
-Cry like a bitch after reading My Little Dashie
-Get a story featured
-Created a group or two. Keep Calm and Shamelessly Advertise.
Stories that have been submitted
Element of Willpower: July 28, 2012. HiE, a bit of Comedy, Dark, Adventure
This was my first story, the one that really got me writing. I once thought to myself, 'Hey, what if there were other Elements other than the Elements of Harmony? There must be others out there.' And that's what I stuck with. I started thinking all kinds of ideas and scenarios for this story, just my own little universe to play around with, that is until I read Rust's story The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog. After reading that I was given the inspiration to start writing my stories. I had more in the first edition of this blog but for the life of me I can't remember what I wrote.
A Bleeding Heart, Painful Past: Nov 9th 2012. Humanized, Dark, Romance, Adventure, Crossover, Alt Universe.
Wolves are my favorite animals, so a werewolf is my favorite monster. And I feel like they've been getting dwarfed in the monster industry seeing as though vampires are now a 'thing'. Fuck you Stephenie Meyers, you ruined vampires. So, the protagonist in this story is a werewolf with a disturbing past, and now he's been dropped into Equestria. Literally. He befriend the girls and opens up a little at a time to them, reviling who and what he is, what his life was once like, why his past is so depressing. But the better question is why was he sent to Equestria and why was he the only one? Or is he?
Light Crash's Last Flight: Jan 3rd, 2013. Anthro, Romance, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Alt Universe.
This is no doubtly my least known work. And the most different. I mainly write stories that are HiE and Adventure, that's why I feel like it's such a nice change up of what I normally write. I thought of this idea after the episode leaked episode 'Wonderbolt Academy'. This story is actually the very episode, but with a few changes. I've added my own OC to the story as well as change the ending to something more depressing. It's a nice story, something that's not a feel good sort of story, but something that you just want to read. I know that doesn't make much sense, but look the movie Titanic, people keep re-watching it and keep crying. Except me, I laugh so hard every time I watch it.
Burning Souls: Jan 30th, 2013. HiE, Romance, Crossover, Comedy, (future Adventure)
If you're following me, then it's most likely because of this story. Thank you to everyone who read it so that it was able to get into the feature box. And to contradict that, why would you like it to make it that good? This story was supposed to be a side project to work on every now and then. Now 1600+ people are demanding moar. The one time I don't want a story to get so much recognition, it just had to get one-time famous. Still, I'm glad I was able to get one featured. It was originally supposed to only be Drex, but I felt like adding a second protagonist. The reason why a chapter hasn't been updated since forever ago is because I can't seem to put the ideas from my head into words on a keyboard. Seriously, I have the chapter planned, I just can't write.
Tower of Pimps!!: May 17th, 2013. Crossover, Comedy, Random
Most definitely my most hilarious work done. If you don't know what Roosterteeth or Achievement Hunter is, get out, Youtube it, watch the videos ther for however long it'll take, then come back. As the title suggests, this has everything to do with the Tower of Pimps from Achievment Hunters' Minecraft Let's Plays. Basically, this one shot is about the Tower going to Equestria and chaos erupting in the Achievement Hunter office. As you may think, rage, curiosity, shenanigans, and Gavin being yelled at are in store.
Stories for the future/May never get around to working on
If people actually want me to make these, I'll release the first chapter and see how the pilot goes.
Equinevalent Exchange: Comedy, Crossover, Adventure
After opening The Gate of Truth, Edward Elric dooms himself, his brother Alphonse, and a number of others whom he calls friends and foes to be taken to the other side of The Gate. The odd thing is that when they arrive, they wake up to see they are some place they did not expect. What's more, with only their souls and minds sent to the other side, they have been given new bodies, those of ponies.
Yeah dun goofed Ed, yeah dun goofed.
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This is based off FMA Brotherhood in case anyone is wondering.
The (Un)Intentional Adventures of Greed and Aphrodite: Anthro, Romance, Comedy, Slice of Life
Meet Greed, despite his name, he's not actually greedy at all, all he truly wants is a little excitement in his life. And the gods, or in this case god, has answered his prayer.
Meet Aphrodite, the actual Godess of Love. She wants a little fun in her never ending life, so she meets Greed and gives him the Token of Lust. A charm that makes the opposite sex find the charmed pony irresistibly attractive. The only thing she asks in return is to stay with him and experience the mortal life.
And so now every mare in Ponyville wants Greed, every stallion wants Aphrodite, and anyone jealous wants either of them dead.
Let the shenanigans begin
Sunrise:
Seven hundred years after the six bearers of the Elements of Harmony passed away, three things have happened to Equestria.
1. Celestia and Luna still rule.
2. Equestria is still as peaceful as ever.
3. A pony who doesn't want to be a hero will overthrow Equestria's new tyrant king and bring Equestria back into peace.
Only one of these is true.
I'll Kill Them All
Starwaver, a troubled pony with a hidden past. He always seems angry for some reason. But whenever somepony tries helping him, he shuns them away.
Now his hatred seems to be directed on six special ponies in a town called Ponyville, a peaceful little place with few complaints. And now those few complaints will soon turn to minor annoyances after what he has planned. He's scheming to kill each of the bearers of the Elements of Harmony.
But even with their lives threatened, they still try reasoning with him. Trying to show him the good, wonder, and friendship in the world, not the anger, darkness, and loneliness. But it's the darkness that is the only thing he has. The darkness is the only thing he has ever known.
Just who is this mysterious colt? Why does he want to kill Twilight and her friends? And what would a certain Princess of the night have anything to do with him?
Distort's Adventure Though the MLP Fics on FimFiction.net
Distort, the unrevealed son of Discord. Less evil, just as chaotic, and a hundred times more fun. And being just like his old man, he finds ways to amuse himself by causing chaos. But he doesn't cause disharmony among ponies by torturing them in the most hilarious way possible. No, he's an adventurer!
By using his chaotic power he screws over the fourth wall more than Pinkie could dream of accomplishing. How so? By being self aware. He knows he's the figment of someone else's imagination, and he knows what others write about.
So he breaks through the fourth wall and puts himself in other authors' stories and has fun by causing trouble, mischief, hilarity, and sometimes help. But he doesn't stay for long, he's always on the move. Waiting to jump into some poor, unexpected author's story and make it his own.
But why should he have all the fun? Why don't you join him?
Once Was
Ephialtes is a soldier in the Celestial army. Admirable, commendable, and very loyal. Many look up to him in admiration, but even with thousand of eyes on him daily, he cares for only one set. Lace, his marefriend, they've been in love with one another for a long time. Their life has been far from perfect, but they've always been together through thick and thin.
But after a surprise visit from someone, something, he never expected to meet in his life, his entire reality comes crashing down. Friends turned enemies would call him 'traitor'. Enemies turned friends would call him 'brother'. A threat turned Queen would call him 'son'. But he calls himself by one name:
Changeling'
Goodbye, Partner
Cliffjumper; loyal, dependable, friendly, and like his name suggests, will usually leap before he looks. He is a living robot, with emotions and a conscious hailing from a planet called Cybertron. Well, was a robot, now he doesn't know what he is. He was captured by Decepticons, and they turned his signal offline, extinguishing his spark forever to soon join the Allspark. That is, until Megatron fuses his empty shell with dark energon. Instead of going to the Allspark, he is instead sent somewhere he would have never guessed. Once he was an robot in disguise, now he seems to be a bi-pedal bull.
Boy, that quite a bit ain't it? Well that's all the time I have for today, until next time mates!
P.S. I got a pie in the face today. Then I ate said face pie. It tasted like self cannibalism with lemons!
P.P.S. Should that be on a shirt? 'It tasted like self cannibalism with lemons!' Tell me I'm not the only one thinking that.
Congrats on the milestone man, I'm happy for you
Oh and Dat Gif XD
Wow, you actually got people to comment on your one year anniversary blog. I envy you
Anyways, thanks for the recognition. Also, I would love to see your take on the FMA fic. I toyed around with the idea of writing one myself about three months back, but the only thing I had going for it was the running gag of Ed's height complex. Still, it'll be interesting to see where you could take it.
Are you implying with that last fic idea that TFP Cliffjumper is Iron Will?
Nice to know you had a better anniversary than me.
Happy anniversary <3