DERPLY'S DARK PAST (aka, 100 Watchers Special Baby!) · 11:06pm Jul 25th, 2013
*Jumps to the left*
*Takes a step to the right*
*Puts hooves on hips*
*Brings knees in tight*
*Pelvic thrusts...*
*... Which fails horribly, causing the time-warp to becoming unstable, thus dooming all of creation to a never ending hell dimension where the souls of man are laid bare as they are forced to wage foolish battles against one another until the blighted star known as their sun reaches the end of its eternal lif-*
... I think I forgot where I was going with that... oh well!
Sooooooo, yeah! 100 watchers! Hot damn! Pretty good for a guy who only has two fics, one of which being a one shot!
... Well, okay, that's actually a bit of a lie. I have more then one fic under my hat, and I'm NOT talking about that one canceled one or all the unfinished ones I have sitting in my "to publish" box.
No... I'm talking about something I've been trying to forget for ages now... something I've been hiding from you all.
But, since you've all been so wonderful to me this past year and so patient... I think it's finally time for me to tell you about... *pause for dramatic effect* MY PAST... AS A MARIO FANFICTION WRITER!!
*Dramatic lightning*
Yes... the link I have provided to you is the address of the very first website I ever contributed to. It was over ten years ago, yet the fics I wrote as a wee lad still remain. Shady Parakoopa was my name (give me a break, I was TEN!) and a quick search in their "Fun Fiction" section (bleh!) will reveal to you my very first main fic, which had TWO sequels: The Shadow Paper Mario series (yes I used to be THAT kind of "author" X_X).
I warn you though he or she who is foolish enough to dig up the past, even though these fics once graced that site's equivalent of Fimfic's "featured stories" list, these were my very, VERY first attempt at creative writing! What does that mean? Well, it means these fics contain...
Script Format! (OH GOD IT BURNS!)
Crappy OC's! (THE HORROR THE HORROR!)
Grammar Errors up the Butt! (HOLY... well, actually, that's not too different...)
Over 200K words EACH!!( THAT'S... that's actually par the course)
And, the most horrific of all, I turned an established family friendly universe into a hellish NIGHTMARE!!! (... *coughcoughcou-ACogInTheMachine's silly great grandfather-gh*)
Take a look and laugh at my expense if you wish! Hell, I even ENCOURAGE it! Let us all laugh at he who would one day use his practiced hands to create the stories you've enjoyed
Thank you all once again for your support! I hope I can continue to entertain you!
-Derply
P.S. Um... well this is embarrassing. I guess I kinda sorta do have one OTHER dark secret in my pocket... I used to be part of the Abridged Community back when it once was flourishing!
What's the Abridged Community, you might ask? Well have you ever heard of LittleKuribo or Team Four Stars? How about Yugioh Abridged or Dragon Ball Z Abridged? If you haven't, then I'll explain. Abridging was a movement years ago on youtube where people would get together and condense anime shows into short parodies of themselves. Mostly people copied the jokes the first Abridged series, Yugioh, made and called it a day.
I didn't though, and here's my proof. Enjoy it! IT'S @#$%ING TERRIBLE XD
P.S.S. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WATCH WITH HEADPHONES YOUR EARS WILL BBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!
haha, yiss.
All you awkward are belong to me.
....You know...I actually like ACITM....I don't see the problem in turning a loving paradise into hellish nightmares...It happens all the time in my head...(only in the reverse order), and is quite fun-fun-fun. Now here's something I think we'll all enjoy scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw5548-43a.jpg 25.media.tumblr.com/592213f19ed4d842a74a7bda2b3d3e7f/tumblr_mo71pezm8G1s0sz7go6_1280.png scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw4802-1335873716050.jpg
I look forward to the next chapter of ACITM, whenever it becomes available, (want more Cogy, though), And wish you luck in your endeavors, Friend, ManlyDerp, in all that you accomplish.
ISA
(P.S. Shameless Self-Promotion Time. I have a site. It is called pathofen.blogspot.com. It is awesome. It contains Poetry with reference towards FIM. It is awesome. It needs more people to come to it. Good Day.)
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Pardon me I have nothing to say!
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"WTF"... that, my good gents, is both what you are supposed to say AND feel at this very moment
Well, this was unexpected...
I'm gonna go back to what I was doing.
Have a nice day/night.
PS: In the interest of not being a totally useless comment, allow me to help show what abridging is all about:
Congrats on the big triple digits, bro. You earned every one of them. Frankly, the fact you're still not at 3 or 4 hundred is a sad state of affairs--you deserve to be more well known to the fandom. Your stuff's great.
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Ah well in that case congrats on the 100 followers!
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*Hugglz* This comment did NOT deserve to be buried liked it was