Jul
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2013
Blog Post. · 5:38am Jul 21st, 2013
So, earlier tonight I managed to get two complete strangers to dance with each other, and now they've made plans to start dating. The guy came up and thanked me. Now I don't know what it is, but for some reason, I can get people together pretty easily. And yet when it comes to finding a pretty girl for myself... Shit. That's like asking a fat guy to give up his cupcake for a celery stalk.
Just felt like sharing that little bit with you guys. Note: In my book, the girl was an easy 9/10 and the guy about a 5/10.
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Flint Easthoof · 368 views
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How are you always so relatable?
Anyways, I always seem to find myself in situations like that myself, and it never works out for me very well. Maybe we can find each other matches and the curse will be broken?
1224188 Will the curse be broken or will the results be like that of dividing by zero? o.O
1: Thats kawaii. 2: I want the two of you to put this theory to the test. 3: Have you tried turning your swag off and back on again?
1224327 lol I have swag?
1224367 Of course you do!
but don't let those stupid ass kids at the malls fool you 
They don't know what swag really is. You see, "Swag" as it were, is an acronym for "She wants a gentleman". This terminology was used amongst a series of good fellows who saw fit, to warn there brethren of what there potential interest wanted in a relationship, and you can trust me, I know a thing or two about being potential 
Furthermore, all fine young gentleman such as you or I have the hidden potential to shine out, and astonish the fine female (or male; I don't judge) gender, in ways of superior attraction through chivalrous actions! 
Do you understand now friendo? 
1224403 That was a bunch of fancy speak for 'there's a girl for you somewhere' I take it? because you and I both know that I'm about as much of a gentleman as... Well shit, I don't have any good examples. lol
1224414 Fair enough
Also, I just kind of went binge drinking for the past 8 hours, and in my head while writing that just went full 50's "how to" historical reference video for a second. Its 10 am here.. I need to go to bed now 
1224472 Shit, I envy you. I could go for a couple seven or eight shots of Jack right now. 7:20 am here.
1224478 It was a glorious time
FUCKING CELERY I LOVE THAT FUCKING SHIT
MAN UP AND EAT THE CELERY YOU PUSSY
Nice work though. Feels good, man.
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Oh god, I'd rather not cease to exist. Would it be like that, or would it just fail horribly?