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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 50 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 224 views
  • 57 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 665 views
  • 86 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 573 views
  • 89 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 533 views
  • 91 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 407 views
Jul
4th
2013

Re-Opening Commissions · 12:56am Jul 4th, 2013

hey all,

i've been writing up a storm lately, as you can probably tell from my recent postings. no comment on those stories atm. i've also got two sfw things sitting in the background that i'm hoping to post one day... we'll see about those as well.

that said, my project queue is almost completely clear, minus the story for Chuckfinley that i swear i will finish one day, and a sort-of self-indulgent sadfic about poetry. so, with that in mind:

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN AGAIN

the old rate applies, though it might change depending on how much demand there is. 8$/1000 words is undercutting a bit of the competition... but porn is porn. not to say i don't put effort into it. anyway, we'll see how things go. maybe no one wants any horse porn at the moment. just to reiterate: rates are $8 per 1000 words, and $2 for every 1k i go above the projected word count. this does not mean how many words you would like it to be. i'll aim to match your expectations, but i'm usually the best judge of how long something will need to be.

previous policies are in place as well: see the box on my user page for more info if you need it. elsewise, pm me with any questions; or, if you have a story you'd like written, send me a pm with the pairing, fetishes, and as much info as you can pack into your request. more complicated stuff may be subject to a rate increase depending on how much effort it will take on my part. as usual, i reserve the right to refuse any and all ideas.

hopefully this will keep me busy and well-funded until i spend all my money on school in the coming months.

thanks all for watching.

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Comments ( 15 )

>commissions darf to rewrite fallout equestria


edit: that would be $200,000!

1186183 So you're saying we'd need a kickstarter. :ajbemused:

1186184
Or we could just buy darf a house.

So a 2000 words story would be $16, but $18 if you happen to write 3000 instead?

1186197
yeah, as long as i agree the idea can reasonably be written in 2,000 words
not many ideas fall into that category though.

Heeee good luck this time around~ :pinkiecrazy::heart:

I am very tempted to commission a story.... Maybe next week.

1186184
we would end up raising about 20 million anyways...

Hmm... we'll see what happens after BroNYCon.

Or if I stumble into an unexpected windfall within the next few days.

1186880
just sell all the mousepads, man
i wanna know what secret fetish you'd harangue me into writing

1186885
Mousepad selling is slow, mang. And I don't even know what I'd want you to write. The possible fetishes are quite varied.

1186887
tell meeeeeeeee

1186888
That's mad private, yo.

1186916
what a square :duck:

Hi darf, just wondering whether you got my message. If you are still pondering or simply closed comissions again, that's fine.

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