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Aquillo


Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

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Jun
25th
2013

>Tfw Cadence is a vending machine in Equestria Girls · 10:14pm Jun 25th, 2013

All is forgiven, Hasbro.

Well played.

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Comments ( 14 )

Nonsense. That vending machine is clearly Sweetie Bot.

:rainbowlaugh: HA! That's hilarious.

Is she actually in the movie as well?

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Nope. There is no human!Cadence in the movie. Just a conspicuously decorated vending machine.

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Shhhh... Just let it happen, man.

Though I, for one, am pretending the green's a reference to when Cadence was actually Chrysalis.

Why has my princess been reduced to this?

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So that she can legally sell Trixie crackers

I will take some consolation in the fact that "Vice Principal" outranks "Vending Machine."

Probably. :applecry:

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I think the sad thing is that Cadence's design still outranks both human Princesses

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I just realized. This has to be Chrysalis, not Cadence. Think about it:

Ask for her ade, and you get something which purports to clear away headaches and restore energy but quickly leaves you in a spiraling cycle of exhaustion and dependence.

Then you get change.

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BbbBbut my headcanon :fluttercry:

Accurate sounding explanation, though I'm more curious as to what item they've cast Shining Armor as.

I notice that she vends bananas. Principal's orders?

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