Q&A Round Three - The Answers! · 9:08pm Apr 2nd, 2013
Once again I got lots of questions, so without further ado here are the answers!
DaemoN67
Whose chode is supreme, knighty's or Poultron's?
According to urbandictionary, a chode is the area between your balls and butthole (otherwise known as the 'gooch'). So I'm gonna say that Poultron's chode is supreme. 
Please don't ban me!
TheSlayer048
Why did you start writing?
To see if I could do it. Turns out I could. 
dragondarkfire
You're not going to move Twilight out of Ponyville like a lot of people do in their stories after she becomes an alicorn, are you?
Nope, she's staying in Ponyville with Geo, their kids and their friends... as well as a few Royal Guards.
ocbaker
What was THE BEST April Fools joke you came across this year?
For me, it was Google Nose. That made me laugh out loud.
Did you believe any?
Nope.
Were there any that you thought were jokes but were real?
I thought that this was a joke, but it is in fact true. In case you can't read the article, it was a report about 300 fleas from a German flea circus being wiped out by cold weather.
teslakana
How many stories in the Geoverse are you planning to do in total?
I honestly don't know. 
Vetnern
25 QUESTIONS?!
Ugh... all right. Let's do this.
What was your opinion on The Bells of Saint John?
Never heard of it/them.
Are you a fan of the movie Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief?
Never seen it.
Snickers or Mars? Discuss why.
Mars because I don't like nuts.
Are you looking forward to the release if Kick-Ass 2?
Never saw the first one.
3 Favorite authors on the site?
Mandroid, TwilightsmyMare and Seven81493. And you as well ya big lug.
If you could write an episode for the show, what would it entail?
Something with Luna. WE NEED MOAR WOONA.
Are you a fan of the band Gorillaz? If not, explain why.
My favourite Gorillaz songs are DARE and Feel Good Inc.
What would you do if Lauren Faust showed up at your house?
Ask her to introduce me to Tara Strong.
What would you do if Lauren Faust was killed outside of your house?
I would lead a manhunt for her killer.
What would you do if Lauren Faust killed you outside of your house?
... die? 
Any current thoughts so far?
You're a prick for asking me all these questions.
Are you looking forward to any games in the near future?
Killzone 4, Mafia 3 and GTA V.
Is there anything you can look back on and be proud of?
... next question! 
Do you plan on having kids in the near future?
LOLNOPE.
Do you prefer Sausage or Bacon?
Bacon, obviously. What kind of stupid question is that?
What is the best thing you have written on the site?
Personally, A Season Of Adventure. Statistically, That Nagging Feeling.
What is the best thing you have read on the site?
Shit... I have so many favourite stories it's hard for me to choose! But if I had to I would have to say Ascend. It's just so well-written!
What is your favorite group on the site?
The Elements of Adorableness of course! As well as The Geoverse.
Given the chance to make a new smiley face for the site, what would it look like?
More cute Woona smileys!
What is your favorite movie?
Ted.
Who is your favorite actor/actress?
Seth McFarlane. Guy may make you cringe, but god DAMN if he isn't funny about it.
Who is your favorite director?
Michael Bay.
Seriously though, it's Quentin Tarantino.
Do you prefer bacon above egg or egg above bacon?
Egg above bacon.
What will you be doing tomorrow?
Raging at my mobile internet for not working.
Who will you be doing tomorrow?
Nobody. 
wolfman93
Since Twilight is an alicorn is Geo going to find some magical way to stop his aging so that he can stay with her for all eternity?
That question may or may not be answered in a future story.
Seven81493 
Do you have any childhood heroes?
None that I can remember.
What is your favorite romance one-shot on the site?
Oooh, sneaky. Uhhh... it has to be Warm Reward - a Twixie one-shot with plenty of d'aaaaawwwwww.
If you could meet any actor/actress, be it regular or voice, who would it be and why?
Tara Strong, because she voices mai waifu Twilight Sparkle.
A wild Rarity appears in your room, what do?
Get her to teleport me back to Equestria so I can meet Twilight.
Do you plan on bowing down to our Mistress and Savior, Twilightclopple?
Of course I do! *bow*
Ikemtz16
Besides Mafia 2, what other games do you play and/or want to play?
I also play Killzone 3 and Saints Row: The Third.
How many stories do you have left to write?
In the Geoverse? I honestly don't know.
Are you considering having more friends?
Of course I am!
Tim
What makes a good writer?
Good grammar and spelling, as well as a good idea.
listener
With everything going on, what will you do?
Answer these questions and go get a drink.
Do you believe in the youth of this age, or the wise?
The wise. I don't know very many youths.
What was the most difficult question I could ask you?
The square root of infinite.
Twentington
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
What April Fool's jokes have you seen that you thought were in poor taste?
I tend to stay away from those, so I can't really answer this.
Ever played a good April Fool's prank?
See above.
MurderOfAKiller
How did you come up with your username?
Many moons ago, I was signing up for a Hotmail account. At the time, MSN was still using profiles. And of course, that meant I needed a nickname. The one I wanted (which I can't remember) was taken, and 'GeodesicDragon' was a suggested alternative. So I took it, and I've been using it ever since. I think I've had it for 12 years now, probably longer.
What is the only thing that light can not escape?
A black hole... or my epic mass.
How much dirt is in a perfectly hemispherical hole with a radius of 5 meters and is 2.5 meters deep?
Am I confusing you yet?
Er... no?
Right, that's yer lot.
Like it or lump it.
The answer to my question about dirt is: Zero cubic meters of dirt.
Great, now I have to read Warm Reward! Thanks for the suggestion, wuv woo!
A video game I'm looking forward to is Watch_Dogs. Take Deus Ex, Assassin's Creed, and GTA, and mix them all with Person of Interest.
Your a question answering machine my friend.
975528
Blame Vetnern.
Also, did you happen to spot my favourite three authors?
975532 I did and thank you greatly. I am honored you like my story. Considering we're both in love with the same mare...
I really need to catch up on your stories, I've read some but I need to get all of them read.
I thought perhaps in the future sometime Twilight... And Twilight might be fooling around with interdimensional travel spells and we might run into one another... Awkward!!
975554
As it happens, I have actually considered a crossover with another author's TwilightxHuman story.
975566 Nice! I look forward to seeing it.
975575
Sorry, I wasn't exactly clear on that.
I meant to say I've considered the idea, but I can't find any author willing to collab with me.
975584 Ooooh!
I might be able to help you there. But no rush really, still plenty of storyline for me to go through to catch up to you lol 
now......TO THE NEXT Q AND A!!!
Where have I heard of this before?
And there is 0 dirt in a whole
976610
Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
"Thou shalt lobbeth thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
977294 You forgot to count to three.
977379
I was merely quoting my favourite part of that line.