Muh new OC, Prince Crying Vengeance Edgy Swag IV · 3:13pm Apr 1st, 2013
Hai guiz, say hello to my new OC Prince Crying Vengeance Edgy Swag IV (OC, do not steal!)
Right, so okay, basically, apart from being super kawaii desu desu, he was a born alicorn and is destined to be the Seventh Element of Harmony, the Element of Darkness. He is the Chosen One to balance the light and the dark in the world, but nobody liked him because he was different and a bit evil so they snapped his horn off and bit his ear and even his family abused him because he wasn't normal. His parents by the way are Luna and Discord, and Luna even put the spirit of Nightmare Moon into him, so he became all evil and stuff even though he didn't want to be. Fuelled by hatred, he murdered Luna in cold blood and now has to live with the mental anguish of having killed her. Stricken by the battle of good and evil inside of him, he succumbed to insanity, and forgot who he was and died of grief. But Celestia, being the glorious Sun Goddess she is, decided to give him a second chance, that's when he woke up in Ponyville for no reason whatsoever. Did I mention he's super kawaii desu and can shoot lasers from his eyes? He's also bisexual by the way, DON'T JUDGE HIM! He is proud of it as well LUV & TOLER8! If you're sraight that means you hate gays amirite?! So yea, no haters here or I'll report you. Anyway, Prince Crying Vengeance Edgy Swag IV (OC, Donut Steel!) owns a dakimakura of Twilight Sparkle because she's his waifu forever. The only problem is that he's cursed now to always cause harm even though he only wants to be loved and so he tragically kills Twilight in her sleep while screaming "why?!" because he can't stop himself. So he takes his own life and dies 4realz this time and goes to pony heaven to receive his redemption and have lots of sex with cute anime characters.
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BROHOOF FOR EPICNESS! /)^3^(\
So what do you guys think? This is the best story idea evar. Pls comment but no haters 'kay, my life is depressing enough without having to deal with constructive criticism, heaven forbid.
*Right, on a serious note, if any of you actually took a single word of the above abomination seriously, you should be ashamed.
Okay, THANK YOU! One single april fools day joke that isn't a variation on 'i QUIT DiS FANDOM FUKK U ALLL!!1'. I will suck your dick for this.
I ran this character through a few Mary-Sue tests, and he scored bottom percentile in all of them. You might want to make him a little more unique, per example by making his backstory a lot darker.
Gallifrey, i will give you three blowjobs for that oc.
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All these offers of oral sex in less than five minutes. I should make awesome OCs more often.
OC of the millenia right there
I can't offer you sexual favors, but I can offer you baked goods. Want some home-baked bread for this?
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ALL the baked goods!