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Dear Fimfiction,

It is with bittersweet regret that I must speak to you today.

As of today, I, knighty, will no longer run and maintain Fimfiction.net. Instead, I relinquish full control of the site to my best friend and homosexual life partner , Poultron.

I'm making this decision for a number of reasons; chief among them is the fact that I've grown tired of the site. I've been asking for months for a proper sequel to My Little Dashie, and you guys just haven't written enough of them. In addition, after the recent changes to the site went over less than well, a disgruntled Fimfiction user hired a contract killer to bludgeon my fingers. As a result, I have been unable to code for weeks, and am dictating this post through my secretary, Wlah.

I see this as a mostly positive change in the long run. Getting away from ponies will allow me to pursue my true passion of opera singing, and I've heard that Poultron already has some great changes planned for the site - you should be able to see some of his ideas implemented before the end of the day.

To everyone on the site: thank you for years of fanfiction, and for your hours of sanctimonious bitching at the free website I gave you. I know that Poultron will carry the same spirit of passive conflict avoidance I tried to hold myself to, and I wish him and you all the best in Fimfiction's future.

Until the next great fandom,

knig-knog out.

Comments

[ShagDragon]

k bye

[Armalite]

God speed Knighty. God speed.

[ISKV]

All Hail Pony Overlord!

[Shadowflash]

Knighty, pls.

[ocbaker]

See you tomorrow Knighty

[CommissarAJ]

Wait? What?! You're...

*looks at current date*

Oh right.

[nonameguy0010]

*cough* dat date *cough*

p.s. wtf is a gold member?

[Elusive Phoenix]

Alright, I'll see you again tomorrow...

[Nordlichter]

see you in a week

[EricKilla]

[CluelessBrony]

How did you know about the contract killer I sent after you?! Obviously he didn't do a very good job, if you found out...

[Vengeance383]

Wut?

[PacotheTac0]

Happy April 1st to you too, Knighty. By the way thanks for my gold account. I'm sure that discount on the new FiMfiction store page will come in handy.

[shortskirtsandexplosions]

Now's the best time for me to announce the fact that I've been Device Heretic on an alt all along.

[Unknownlight]

Aw, that's sad. Good luck with all your future endeavours!

...Until April 2nd, because if you're not back by then I'll be hiring a contract killer of my own.

[ocbaker]

Finally my FiMFiction GOLD account has arrived! lol

[Verdigris]

Sorry to see you go, dude. Take care, and I for one will welcome you back.

[DiveBomb]

Wait IT'S NOT EVEN TOMORROW YET

[Elastas]

cool story bro see you when the jimmy neutron reboot comes in and makes us write erotica full steam

[Shadowflash]

Also:

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[Chaotic Note]

As of April 1st, 2013, I, knighty, will no longer run and maintain Fimfiction.net. Instead, I relinquish full control of the site to my best friend and homosexual life partner, Poultron.

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[SixRoller]

Lolwut.

[WovenWord]

Oh dear, tell me it's not Comic Sans again.

[Sylocat]

962795 That explains... a little.

[NotATree]

Hmmmmmm that seems reasonable.

[cunning_linguist]

Eh, this place was Squaresville anyway. Later, losers.

[clonezero]

You will probably be missed! Farewell!

Now can anybody tell me why I only see one gold brick beside my name? I paid for more than that!

[ocbaker]

If you refresh the comments your Gold Bar Goes away lol

[Posted]

Can I anticipate an Equestria Girls section soon after Lord Poultron assumes control? I can suggest some excellent banners to advertise the new section after it opens.

[Nackte Hintern]

Goodknight sweet prince

[Eldorado]

Obvious April Fools joke is obvious. 0/10.
I could do better than this when I was five.

[Bazing]

Good luck with ur future!

[Shadow Bolt]

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[q97randomguy]

Since I don't really know where else to ask this...
Is this why I'm suddenly a "Gold Member"? Also, what does that even mean?
And if this is actually real and not a prank because it's April first wherever you live, have a good life.

[NLR Lightning Bolt]

I will miss you my good sir

[XenoJohn]

i'll miss you

[Meeester]

Best April 1st post from any site.

[Bad_Seed_72]

It's 4/1 over on your side of the pond already
I'm enjoying my "gold member" status until it switches back to normal!

[KMCA]

962795 You shut your filthy mouth! Device Heretic is our king, I won't tolerate your blatant impersonation of the one true author on this site

[Vengeance383]

What's with this gold member thing? Is it something new I missed?

[Fiddlebottoms]

On the one hand, yes, I do own a calendar.
Like, srsly, they're pretty cheap.
Most people own them.

On the other hand,

I've been asking for months for a proper sequel to My Little Dashie, and you guys just haven't written enough of them.

I laughed.

Still, ur a faget op.

[MoldyShishkabob]

HECK YE- er, what?

KTHNXBAI

[Posted]

962783

If either you or someone in your name donated to knighty on his tumblr you should have Gold Member status soon if not already. It will give you access to additional features and restricted sections of the site in the future.

[Frederick the Saiyan]

962801 It is in Britain though, where knighty lives!

There was also some sort of ad earlier about a Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover, so the British get going early, I suppose. XD

[RainbowBob]

Guess I should admit now I'm actually Elvis.

[Irongalley]

Knighty is best pony.

[Westphalian_Musketeer]

I know that Poultron will carry the same spirit of passive conflict avoidance I tried to hold myself to, and I wish him and you all the best in Fimfiction's future.

It's good to know you're at least aware that you can be a lazy bard sometimes.

EDIT: Hey! Gold Status! Kick Ass!

[Dunsparce]

962795 WELP

[Gamesadict]

Jesus, I had completely forgotten what day it was tomorrow.

Well played, Knighty.

[Dragonas77]

Have fun until tomorrow!

What the Hell? Anyone know about the Gold Member thing?