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  • Saturday
    Season Six Episode Review: No Second Prances

    So...Trixie's back. And Starlight's here, too. In fact, the episode is pretty much a vehicle for the former villains, one of whom I enjoy in small doses and the other I still feel nothing but cold hatred towards.

    ...SO WHY DID I LIKE THIS SO MUCH?

    This is “No Second Prances.”


    TECHNICAL SPECS:

    Season: 6

    Episode: 6

    Written By: Nick Confalone

    First Aired: April 30, 2016


    REVIEW:

    To appreciate the hype of this episode, one must look back to the very beginnings of the show. Back when the fandom first emerged from the primordial cesspool that is 4Chan, there was only one season of FiM to overanalyze and overhype until people wished us dead. While the Mane 6 were celebrated for being well-realized characters in a toyetic cartoon, many fans clutched onto the background and guest ponies, crafting entire backstories and headcanons that one had to abide by, lest they be excommunicated from the herd. And one of the ponies latched onto the most was the Great and Powerful Trixie, a sort-of antagonist from a low-tier episode.

    While Trixie didn't really do much other than serve as part of the conflict, she had a lot of qualities that could really get fans excited. She was the only unicorn besides Twilight to have some kind of magic as her special talent, her personality contrasted perfectly with Twilight's, and there were quite a few that thought she was disproportionately punished by the episode in order to facilitate the moral. The creators liked her as well, and plans were immediately drawn up for her return...as an actual villain. “Magic Duel” was a Season Two script that wasn't used until the more-or-less slapped-together Season Three, and had Trixie go full tyrant and take over Ponyville, albeit while under the influence of a sanity-draining magic amulet. The episode ended with her seemingly forgiven and running away, returning a couple of times in the comics.

    Fast forward to Season Six. Starlight Glimmer, yet another counterpart to Twilight (making her the third one if you count Sunset Shimmer, which you should), is now the princess' student. And then an episode with no synopsis, simply called “No Second Prances,” is announced. We don't know what the episode's actually about until two weeks before it's scheduled to air, and yet everyone's thoughts are immediately drawn to Trixie. Then someone derped and released the preview clip a week early, spoiling that Trixie had indeed returned. Cue the fans celebrating...and also dreading that Twilight apparently didn't like Trixie, even after forgiving her for the Alicorn Amulet debacle. Nevermind that there's a difference between forgiving someone and actually liking them, but it still seemed rather odd.

    The episode itself starts with Twilight's newest passion: proper table setting. And I will open my review by stating, for the record, that table setting, silverware etiquette, and anything related to those two fields is worthless crap from a time when everyone had to have a rod surgically stuck up their ass from birth and must be abolished for the sake of our species. You don't need three different forks to eat dinner, people. Anyone who says otherwise is also an ally of serving tiny cakes with tea, another evil that must be destroyed. Slobs of the world, RISE UP!

    Anyway, Twilight's making a big deal out of this because Princess Celestia is coming for a dinner, and Twilight wants to show how great a teacher she is by having her student make a new friend in one day and bring her to dinner. (Needless to say, I am not going to like Twilight this episode.) Starlight's attempts fail, partially because she can't stop using magic for everything (even horrible things), and partially because of sheer bad luck/her past as a brainwashing tyrant. It's not until she goes to the spa to relieve her stress that she encounters Trixie, who has experience when it comes to conquering villages and being treated like crap because of your past sins. Cue Twilight trying to break the two apart because she doesn't trust Trixie, and doesn't trust Starlight to make good friends.

    To be fair, while Twilight is absolutely awful, she does bring up a good point. Starlight is still trying to get over her own dark past, so having someone who still struts around in public like she's the best thing since sliced bread isn't the best role model to have. On the other hand, Trixie's crimes are nothing compared to what Starlight did. Trixie enslaved a village, but only after she had been broken by society rejecting her due to two fanboys exposing her boasts, and arguably she only went completely wall-to-wall crazy after the amulet began corrupting her. Starlight destroyed Equestria multiple times over because her best friend left her. Just saying, I think Twilight's pinning the “bad influence” marker on the wrong side of the equation.

    Of course, Twilight turns out to be correct in the end. Trixie really was just using Starlight to one-up the pony that humiliated her – if she can't outclass Twilight when it comes to magic, friendship will do just nicely. The episode is vague, however, on whether this was her plan the entire time, or if it was something she came up with after learning who Starlight was. There's no indication that she was hunting Starlight down and faking a first meeting; the two simply run into each other while at the spa, and their conversation is nondescript grumbling about not being given a real second chance. It seems far more likely that Trixie was sincere in the beginning, and only shifted her priorities towards “beating” Twilight once she saw an opening. And then she shot herself in the hoof because Trixie is second only to Rarity when it comes to pork by-product.

    Trixie isn't behaving out-of-character, even accounting for the ending of “Magic Duel.” Even when she was begging Twilight's forgiveness, she switched right back to boasting about how humble she was. Even in the comics that followed, Trixie is still shown exaggerating her accomplishments, going so far as to take over a kingdom of very stupid dogs. She's still a creature of ego, she was still shown up by Twilight getting rid of the Ursa Minor, and even under the influence of a power-boosting artifact, she was defeated by a wooden gun Twilight using Trixie's own skillset.

    Now, the whole “killing yourself by performing the trick you know you can't do without Starlight's help” thing? That's a pretty...extreme reaction, more or less.

    Starlight is much better here, unwittingly stumbling into the Twilight-Trixie war when all she wants is a new friend. Okay, she didn't want a friend at the beginning, but she's overjoyed to find somepony who also has a dark past and is trying to make up for their past mistakes. (Trixie is likely doing so for the sake of her career, but still, the thought counts.) Her failed attempts to make friends elsewhere, besides making Mrs. Cake look like a bit of a jerk, help highlight how out-of-place she is amongst the Mane 6, so Trixie really is someone she can reasonably relate with. This is part of why it had to be Trixie here, even if it meant Twilight coming off more poorly than was likely intended. About the only other villain we have that is in Ponyville and actively “reformed” is Discord, and do note that I am being sarcastic when I imply that he's turned over a new leaf. Even when he's trying to bond with the Mane 6, he can't resist being a dick, especially to Twilight.

    All of this is wonderful character stuff, and the ending was obviously lovely and nice. Helping the episode along, though, is the very good comedy this week. Twilight's exhilaration over silverware setting is beautifully dorky, as is her obvious and overt attempts to pair Starlight up with ANYPONY besides Trixie. The rest of the Mane 6 mostly get a mandatory line, but are still amusing. Angel obviously loving the attention Starlight gives him, Trixie twisting the silverware into a little statue of herself, Cranky's stinger at the end...there is a lot to love here. I'm not really overly pleased with shoving in DJ-Pon3, Derpy and Cranky, as it brings back not-quite-wonderful memories of “Slice of Life,” but it accomplishes what the staff was going for.

    ...But seriously, how does Celestia keep her mane like that?


    CONCLUSION:

    Outside of Trixie's suicide attempt (which is more than likely just overthinking things), the episode was great. It made good use of a returning character, featured some good comedy, and has a wonderful charm of its own. I won't call it the best of the season so far, seeing as we're not even a third of the way through, but it's definitely up there.


    Next time, the Wonderbolts return. And they will likely still be horrible ponies. Joy.

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  • 1w, 2d
    Happy Birthday to Me

    I was hoping to surprise everyone with a chapter...but hopefully it will be ready this weekend, or soon after that.

    Normally, this is where I would play that Simpsons clip where Moe puts his depression to the tune of "Happy Birthday," but I just ate a one-pound burger and finally watched The Force Awakens, so no, not this year. Besides, that's pretty much how I feel every day, so why should today be special?

    See you soon with actual content.

    25 comments · 105 views
  • 2w, 5d
    Season Six Episode Review: Gauntlet of Fire

    Last week we had a CMC episode, which was okay. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can finally turn our full attention back to our six beloved pon-

    Wait, this is a Spike episode.

    ...

    COME BACK, CMC!


    TECHNICAL SPECS:

    Season: 6

    Episode: 5

    Written By: Joanna Lewis and Kristine Songco

    First Aired: April 16, 2016


    REVIEW:

    For the second week in a row, we have a sequel episode. This time, the setup stretches all the way back to Season Two, where we were “treated” to Spike's first attempt to discover more about his species. It ended with him declaring that dragons are all dicks and he was much better off as a pony. Looking back, this is a pretty damn horrifying moral that could be taken a lot of wrong ways, but more importantly, the episode itself came off as wasted potential. So now we have a second stab at the idea, only with more dragons and the emphasis placed on a specific event rather than Spike's existential dilemma.

    We finally get a bigger view of dragon culture, and while it's pretty much in line with what we've seen before, the episode helps to expand it a bit so that it feels a bit more like an actual society. They're still focused almost entirely on strength, ruthlessness, and toughness, but it's also implied that at least part of this is filtered in from the top-down. If the current Dragon Lord had to go through the same trial to claim his position, then it's likely the dragons have been putting up similar gauntlets for generations. The dragons we've seen in Equestria have apparently been content to huddle in caves with their mountains of gold and jewels, caring little for anyone that might be affected by their presence and attacking anyone they perceive as an intruder, so it's probably natural for them to consider someone that could kick their butts to be their leader. Also, all of the dragons we see besides Torch and Spike are about Garble's height, implying they may all be dragon teenagers. Perhaps the Dragon Lord is recruited young so they can rule for a long period of time.

    So many questions remain...

    The other thing we see about dragons is that they really, really don't like ponies. Even excusing the plan to steal all of Equestria's pillows (which would then be destroyed after one night, considering all those spikes and scales they have), not a single dragon seems alarmed by Garble's plan to essentially declare open warfare on ponykind and reduce Equestria to ruin. And yes, Garble is back from “Dragon Quest,” again serving as the main antagonist, and he's even worse than before. Back then, his behavior could have potentially been excused as just being a dumb teenager, albeit a psychotic one. Here, he's very open about his hatred for ponies. Thankfully, the episode actually remembers to punish him for his asshole ways, as he spends most of the story being tossed around by the various traps, is soundly beaten in a fight, and finally has to humiliate himself every step of the way out because Spike is apparently into ironic punishments.

    Besides Torch (who is mostly around to set up the plot and emphasize dragon culture's emphasis on power), we have a newcomer in the form of Princess Ember. Character-wise, she's very straightforward. She's not allowed to compete because her father thinks she's too weak and small (the “because you're a girl” is slightly implied, but we also see what appears to be other female dragons competing, so it's not like Dragon Lord has to be a guy), so she goes in disguise to prove she isn't just another princess. She doesn't understand friendship and breaks her deal with Spike so she can go after the prize herself, but then immediately changes her mind because she suddenly likes it. I'm not completely “meh” on her like I am with Starlight, as she's at least novel as a different kind of dragon (plus she didn't destroy the timeline multiple times and get away with it), but I also wasn't feeling much for her this episode.

    Not that it will matter. The shippers will tear her apart before she ever appears again. RariSpike is a resilient monster.

    If I had to pick out a problem this episode, it was how basic the plot is. The show has done this story multiple times. We saw Rainbow Dash and Pinkie do it with Gilda. We saw Twilight do it with Sunset and Starlight. We even saw Discord go through something similar in “Twilight's Kingdom.” A character doesn't understand friendship, thinks it makes them weak, or is otherwise hostile to our friendly heroes, only to discover the error of their ways and embrace the awesomeness of friendship. That doesn't make the episode bad – it actually pulls most of these steps off very well – but it still feels rather formulaic for this series.

    On the plus side, there's Spike. Unlike so many of his other appearances, he doesn't suddenly drop fifty points in competency or intelligence simply because he's the main character. He knows from the beginning that he's in over his head, and still joins the competition because he wants to protect his friend. While he's still useless in the final struggle against Garble, it's because he's a baby going up against someone much bigger, stronger, and more bloodthirsty than him. The episode is obviously not going to end with him as Dragon Lord, but it does show him as the brave little guy that will do anything for the sake of his friends.

    As for Twilight and Rarity...I dunno. On the one hand, the two are hilarious. Rarity acknowledging the luminescence of unicorn magic made for an amusing opening, and her numerous disguises were funny in their own way. Twilight is in top form here, positively squeeing over all the stuff she's learning. They are a very superfluous part of the episode, with their only contribution past the opening being to serve as a tiny part of Princess Ember's development, but they also serve as some nice comic relief. Except for that last joke. That was not funny at all, Rarity. Not in an “I'm offended” sense, but literally unfunny in every conceivable way. The upcoming episode where your store is ruined shall be your punishment.


    CONCLUSION:

    As far as Spike episodes go, this one was better than the usual fare. Spike was competent throughout, and there were some good laughs. Compared to the rest of the show, though, it's rather middle-of-the-road. Outside of some new insight into dragons (which is, again, mostly just the old insight expanded a bit) and a new character, it's a typical episode of pony.

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  • 3w, 5d
    Season Six Episode Reviews: On Your Marks

    Hey, it's a new episode! And it's about the CMC! And it's written by Dave Polsky! Why am I excited about this?!

    This is “On Your Marks.”


    TECHNICAL SPECS:

    Season: 6

    Episode: 4

    Written By: Dave Polsky (story), Dave Polsky & Josh Haber (writing)

    First Aired: April 9, 2016


    SYNOPSIS:

    The Cutie Mark Crusaders are faced with an existential dilemma: now that they have their cutie marks, what are they supposed to do with their lives? They can't pursue cutie marks anymore, nopony in town really needs their help with a serious issue, and the three don't share a lot of the same hobbies. Finally, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle decide they should try having fun on their own.

    Apple Bloom takes it well...


    REVIEW:

    Remember when I totally spoiled “Crusaders of the Lost Mark” for everyone and pissed you all off? Yeah, that excitement faded really fast. It was amazing to actually see the CMC finally reach a conclusion to their arc...but then I started actually thinking about the episode. Or rather, the three episodes they crammed into one and held together with musical numbers, leaving an episode that looked like one of those glue-covered pine cones with the googly eyes six-year-olds make. That was the payoff? After so many hints about where their talents lie, their talent ends up just being telling people they're living their lives wrong? And that's not even getting into the “Diamond Tiara is instantly forgivable because her mommy is horrible.” I wrote a freaking novel-length fanfiction about another snot-nosed unicorn getting redeemed in order to avoid pulling that crap.

    I'll get to “Crusaders” one of these days, but suffice to say, the CMC were in a bit of a limbo state after that. Would they remain the Cutie Mark Crusaders? Would they have to disband, like how they kicked Babs out the minute she got her mark? What would be their new role in the show? That's where this episode comes in and tries to provide some answers.

    The first act feels...off. It feels like it's reaching too far into the CMC's past, back when they really were one-dimensional ponies obsessed only with getting cutie marks. Subsequent seasons still kept their pursuit of the marks, but also spent more time building up the fillies as individuals, had them just hanging out and having fun, and showed that their lives didn't completely revolve around a puberty metaphor. But here, all of the flashbacks are to Season One episodes. Everything they do is specifically related to getting marks, and now that they have them, finding out what they're supposed to do with them. Bulk Biceps' appearance hints at the episode possibly going the way it did with Trouble Shoes last season – exploring how a pony's cutie mark can mean different things depending on how you look at it – but Bold BigFlank's Bulk's so simple a character that his problem is solved instantly.

    So we're left with a first act that's not all that impressive. The rest of the episode, however, is much better, as the focus shifts back to the CMC as individual ponies and how they work together – that is, not at all. It's no secret that the three have different interests and ideas of what's fun, but in the past they were able to ignore all that because they were all interested in getting magic butt tattoos. Now that the common ground they had is lost, the three are confronted with how different they are as ponies. This leads into one of the episode's actual morals: you don't have to like the same things as your friends to be friends.

    This leads into the second moral, which is exemplified by Apple Bloom's descent into pure angst. (Appropriate, considering the puberty metaphor and all.) Remember that one of Apple Bloom's biggest fears from “Bloom and Gloom” was of the Crusaders falling apart, leaving her friendless once again. Well, she did have Twist back in Season One, who also left Apple Bloom feeling alienated once she got those peppermint sticks on her butt. Considering how close the Apples are, there are a lot of hints to indicate that Apple Bloom has a fear of rejection or abandonment, which is why Scootaloo's perfectly valid and logical suggestion is treated like a kick to the rear. She also may have a fear of change, as she wants to keep things the way they were when they were blank flanks and just trying things to see if they could stumble across their special talent. A shame that it's resolved so quickly:

    Apple Bloom: I'm emo and hang out in the dark because you said we can't be friends anymore.

    Scootaloo: I never said that.

    Apple Bloom: I'm happy again!

    Well, she is still a kid, after all.

    Apple Bloom's failure montage is amusing, but mostly highlights just how much finding her purpose in life consumed her. Being a part of the Cutie Mark Crusaders formed a huge part of her identity, and she has trouble breaking out of that comfort zone. The montage, her dismissal of an obvious opportunity to use her special talent, and the CMC reconvening leads into the second moral: you don't have to be good at something to have fun doing it. Scootaloo tries sky diving, and is good at it. Sweetie Belle tries crocheting, and admits that she's terrible at it, but she still had fun and wants to try again. Apple Bloom herself eventually realizes this, now that she's had time to reflect and isn't (insert joke about Linkin Park, black clothing, or writing crappy poetry on tumblr here). Again, this is a good lesson.

    The third moral is centered around yet another new character, Tender Taps. It's very obvious and a little forced considering how the episode was going, but he's the first foal the CMC help get marked. His only problem is that he's got stage fright, which is easily fixed. This leads into the third moral: it's good to try new things and expand your horizons. Yet another good lesson. They are on a roll this week.

    Oh, and Apple Bloom has a song. It's okay.


    CONCLUSION:

    I started out not really caring for the episode, but I found myself enjoying it a lot more as it went along. There's a lot of good stuff here, and it helps lay the groundwork for keeping the CMC around now that their previous goal has been resolved. It's a bit predictable and simple, but I had fun this time around with those precocious fillies.

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  • 3w, 6d
    Season Six Episode Reviews: The Crystalling

    Well, I didn't finish Season Four, and I barely got less than halfway through Season Five...but hey, let's do episode reviews again. Sixth time's the charm.

    So in the interest of playing catch-up, let's look at the season premiere, “The Crystalling.”


    TECHNICAL SPECS:

    Season: 6

    Episodes: 1+2

    Written By: Josh Haber

    First Aired: March 26, 2016


    REVIEW:

    So here we are. Friendship is Magic has ran for six seasons and almost six years by this point. That's a tremendous run for any series, but for a children's show – particularly one aimed at shilling toys – it's astonishing. And yet, when a show has ran for so long, there are certain...temptations that plague creative types. The staff gets bored or runs out of material with who they have, so they strive to add something new to the mix. New characters, new areas, new anything just to shake up the formula. FiM also has to deal with the pressure from Hasbro, who will sell those crystal palaces no matter how many tree libraries they have to blow up.

    So imagine my everlasting joy when I saw that the premiere would confirm that Starlight Glimmer is here to stay, there was going to finally be that baby Alicorn they've been teasing for years in the toyline, and the premiere would be about them and not the main characters.

    In case you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm.

    Let me be as clear as possible: I HATED HOW THE SEASON FIVE FINALE ENDED. I thought I had hated before, but nothing could match my rage at those last ten minutes. Starlight Glimmer destroys space and time over and over again...because her best friend got shipped off to private school and left her alone. And everyone instantly forgives her. I'm totally for redemption and forgiveness, but Discord got more of a redemption arc than she did. Those last few minutes almost killed the whole show for me for a while, but I decided to wait and see how things were handled in the next season premiere.

    As for Flurry Heart, I'm largely okay with her presence now. Adding a baby or otherwise “cute” child is a marketing gimmick as old as television itself, so I was expecting something on the level of when the Fairly Oddparents spawned. Instead, Flurry Heart is legitimately cute and largely harmless. She's incredibly overpowered and responsible for most of the episode's problems, but it's a fairly logical progression of baby powers from what we saw in “Baby Cakes.” Remember that Pound was able to carry Pinkie around while flying and Pumpkin could phase through walls and levitate herself, so a foal with the power of an Alicorn would be a major catastrophe until the surges stopped. Also helping matters is that we're likely not to see her for a good amount of time, so she's not being constantly flashed around for the studio audience to gush over.

    The Flurry Heart plot manages to find a way to work in just about everyone. The Mane 6 alternate between caring for the baby and warning the idiot tourists to run for cover. Shining Armor is adorable as the sleep-deprived new father. Pinkie makes sense as the one who connects with Flurry Heart the most. Even Celestia and Luna actually stand up and help protect the Crystal Empire. Even better is that the episode largely manages to tie all these disparate parts together, even if Shining's role is largely cut off by the end of the first half.

    The real plot of the episode revolves around Starlight, Spike, and the friend that left, Sunburst. For all the grief I give Starlight for her horrible redemption arc, I did like her alternating between frustration and terror at the prospect of meeting Sunburst after so long. As for the “wizard” himself, I guessed the twist almost immediately upon seeing him, but otherwise found him largely inoffensive. I genuinely like the idea behind his character, reminding us that just because someone seems fated to excel doesn't mean they will, and that someone can study something for years and still not be able to actually do it. I just wish it wasn't quite tangled up with a character I'm already inclined to cringe at.

    Something that I thought was interesting was how Spike interacted with Starlight. The little dragon is always a helpful fellow to the Mane 6, but it typically has an air of a child wanting to be useful to the grown-ups. This is particularly true with how he works with Twilight. His very identity is centered around being her Number One Assistant, and while he'll snark and snap some sense into her during her mental spirals, he's still typically treated as someone below or subservient. And now we have Starlight, who is in largely the same position as him thanks to being Twilight's student. The two seem to work almost as equals in the scheme of things, and Starlight slipping into her scheming and conniving side could be taken as her allowing herself to be a bit more open around someone she doesn't perceive as being “above” her in some way.

    This could also be me being totally wrong, but that's just how the two came off to me. Plus, Starlight using Spike's ego to buy herself some time was solid gold. We need more ponies eating popcorn, dang it!

    Also, Twilight's parents finally talked. And they were fine.

    Twilight also had a bit of a subplot regarding her role as a teacher. It flashed by so quickly that it's barely worth mentioning, but it also provided some of the biggest laughs in the episode. Twilight is still a list-obsessed nerd, after all, and her lessons are structured accordingly. Of course, she learns not to be so controlling and let her student think for herself, which is what Celestia's done whenever she's thrown her to the lions. Just a reminder: Twilight is now the Princess of Friendship. I think the lesson plan's pretty effective.


    CONCLUSION:

    Overall, this wasn't the greatest pair of opening episodes, but it was still an enjoyable start. Most of my hangups are of a personal nature, save perhaps for the episode being a bit too low-key for my tastes. I'm still not a fan of Starlight, and I'm not particularly looking forward to seeing more Sunburst. Flurry Heart is cute, but again, she's tolerable as long as they don't try to shove her into the focus like so many kid characters. It's not a pair of episodes I would especially seek out, but it kept my faith alive for a little while longer, and that's good enough for me.


    Next time...I dunno. Maybe whenever I feel like it.

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  • 4w, 3d
    Sunset Shimmer and Horses

    20 comments · 259 views
  • 4w, 5d
    What we learned today

    1. Maud Pie is a seething volcano of rage. Never give her a reason to erupt.

    2. Pinkie Pie is still a good sister, but needs a lesson in proportionate use of explosive party ordinance.

    3. Rarity will continue to expand her business rapidly, until she suddenly realizes she has overexpanded and is unable to support her vast fashion empire. By the time that happens, her entire business will collapse, she will be laughed out of the industry, and she will spend the rest of her days living on the streets, eating out of dumpsters, and finally dying alone and forgotten...

    Or she'll continue to expand at a steady rate, become the biggest fashionista in Equestria, and live a wonderful and fulfilling life.

    5 comments · 163 views
  • 5w, 5d
    And now we have a baby

    That's it, show's over. Everyone kindly move along, nothing to see here. Some other horrible cartoon did the same plot point long ago, so now FiM is doomed to the same fate.

    (Episode was actually fine, btw. Not great, but enjoyable. Still don't like Starlight being there, but it worked for this plot.)

    Also, more background characters are getting voices. Nice.

    8 comments · 225 views
  • 5w, 6d
    Our wait shall soon be over...

    It's only a little while longer. Soon, we will be basking in the everlasting glory that is that most wonderful of programs. It's been a long wait, and we've doubted this day would ever come, but we shall finally come out of the night and into the glory of the dawn.

    Yes, my friends...

    Part 4 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure starts next week!

    ...

    Oh, and Season 6 of FiM begins tomorrow.

    ...Why must all the good stuff come at once?

    3 comments · 74 views
  • 7w, 2d
    Little Sunny Chapter 5 Follow-Up

    Yes, I know it's been over a week since the chapter came out. I've been busy getting constant reminders that I am ruining people's lives because they're too damn lazy to pick up a phone and report they moved to Kansas or whatever, so things have been a tad chaotic.

    Anyway, this chapter was originally planned entirely around Sunset getting drafted into doing modelling for Rarity - because regardless of her current species, Rarity is Rarity. The original intent was that it was actually a paying gig, and Sunset took the job not because Rarity guilt-tripped her into doing so, but because she thought she could help raise funds to get the parts they needed to build the new magic storage device. This was primarily changed because something where children actually get paid would require a lot more buildup and management than what could be allowed, plus there would be questions about the legality of it all, and it was just funnier to have Rarity beg and plead in her dramatic way.

    (And in case you were wondering if the original made Rarity any better...no. She had neglected to tell Sunset that the "payment" was a gift certificate for the boutique, making it useless for what she actually wants. Sunset would then have settled for sizing up what bones to break first.)

    If the scene with the kids seems rushed and hackneyed, that's because it is. I really don't have much more to say other than that it will lead to something.

    The stuff with the bike is also something I can't get into just yet, but it will be important. And I know Sunset having a motorcyle and being cool and all that is cliche, but...she did motocross, so I guess it kind of fits. The scene at the not-Walmart was also going to include Sunset getting separated from Twilight and lost, but it felt out of place given her current age, so I cut that part out.

    You also may have been noticing that the story has focused a lot on Sunset and Twilight, and not so much on the others. Part of it is just the ease, since it makes it easier to repeat the last three fics I wrote because I'm a damn hack. (Well, two...we know what happened to the third.) The other part...well, what will be going down starting next chapter. Remember when I posted that pic where the two Twilights were yanking on Sunset's arms? Imagine that, but with an eight-year-old Sunset, and instead of implied shipping, it's over friendship and Sunset's future. Yep...things will be getting a little dark later.

    (Not "I skinned my best friend" dark, but still dimly-lit.)

    Also, just in case anyone had any questions about Twilight's little flashback, I imagined she and the Humane 5 sounding normal, but her family sounding like they came out of a Godfrey Ho movie. I don't know why, but it amused me, so that's how the scene played in my head.

    Next time, it's Twilight in stereo! And...Sunset will be there, too. (The next chapter will likely end up focusing mostly on the Twilights, if out of necessity. Just a head's up.)

    1 comments · 136 views
  • 9w, 9h
    New chapter this weekend (hopefully)

    I'm hoping to have the next chapter done by the end of Sunday. (Pacific Standard Time) I've pretty much given up on it ever being good, so hopefully it will be presentable enough to keep hope alive.

    On the plus side, after this is finally over, the real story begins. Kinda. Sorta. It's complicated.

    3 comments · 129 views
  • 11w, 3d
    Gravity Falls is finally over

    After the constant delays, Disney's horrible scheduling, and a second season that felt like two seasons worth of content shoved together (and took as long to finish due to the previously-mentioned horrible scheduling), Gravity Falls has finally finished. The finale was excellent, wrapping things up on a bittersweet-but-triumphant note. It was a fun ride, and I'll miss it, but...I won't miss having to wait months between episodes.

    On the plus side, new ponies in May.

    I wish I had a chapter to go with this blog post, but something someone said is making me realize this entire story was a hideous mistake, so...I'm still plugging away at it. Plug plug plug. Pluggidy pluggidy plug.

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  • 15w, 6d
    Let's Discuss Waning Moon

    Well, it's been far, far too long. It's time I stood up and discussed what's going on with the one story everyone wants me to continue.

    Waning Moon was supposed to be the third and final part of the "MLA Trilogy," as it were. It was supposed to pick up from the story threads left in Bringing Up Blueblood and My Little Alicorn, wrap everything up with a little bow, and be the end. As it stands, however, Waning Moon has basically languished in limbo, along with a good chunk of my other works. I've been called out over and over on not updating the story, and people have been asking when it will continue.

    So, what the heck happened?

    To put it simply, I rushed a half-baked story into production and released it before I really knew what I was doing.

    Waning Moon is a massive pile of plots. We have Princess Luna eclipsing Princess Celestia in popularity. We have the Arcanus E Draconus going missing. We have Pinkie Pie and Blueblood investigating the theft. We have the Cutie Mark Crusaders essentially serving as scoutmasters to the fillies from Canterlot. We have Twilight losing faith in her mentor over the previously-mentioned evil book. We have Kuchen living in Ribbon's head. That's not to mention Trixie, the battle of the Dash-Fluttershy fanfillies, the blood feud between the Cakes and Ribbon's parents, and everything else that didn't even get off the ground.

    To put it simply, it's too damn much. I try to put it down on paper, and the story comes out a bloated mess. But here's the worst part.

    There is no reason for filly!Luna to be here.

    If I cut Luna's plot out entirely, the main plot would be completely unaffected. The book would still be stolen. Pinkie would still solve the crime. The ending revolved around Celestia and her efforts to make things right, not Luna's. Even the whole "somepony's trying to kill Luna" subplot could be excised without affecting anything, and considering how much the end point of that plot kind of squicks me out now, that would probably be an improvement.

    So what we had is an uncoordinated, overstuffed mess of a story, with a billion plotlines that I had to keep intersecting to give the illusion that they all went together, and with Luna serving no importance other than being there to be cute.

    ...

    I am going to be perfectly honest with everyone here. I am a hack writer. I write sub-average to average fanfiction about pastel cartoon horses. Before this, I wrote self-insert fanfiction that I'm glad has been scrubbed from history. I will never write or publish an original work. I will never be a famous or successful author. When I eventually die, no one but my family will notice or mourn me. I am not one of the greats of the fandom, and I never shall be. I am unskilled, untrained, and most of all, undisciplined. And the main thing I write is about characters being turned into children, so there's probably something wrong with me.

    But I have standards.

    My Little Alicorn may have been conceived as a silly little bit of fluff, but when I was challenged to make it better, I worked to make it into something that at least had a little meaning behind the antics. Bringing Up Blueblood was an unnecessary sequel, but I enjoyed exploring redemption from a slower angle, and trying to make one of the most disliked characters in FiM at least somewhat likable. Little Sunny may be more of the same, but I am taking the time to explore the way a world unused to magical accidents would respond to such a transformation, as well as hopefully putting a new spin on a plot hook that's become increasingly common since Friendship Games.

    Even my non-MLA stuff attempts to be stronger than it probably is. And That's Terrible was Celestia battling Lex Luthor over cake, but was purposely written to be as over-the-top Silver Age as possible. Eye of the Hurricane (which will be finished) is largely about why you shouldn't try to take shortcuts to improving yourself. A Taste of Meat is mostly an excuse to make a cannibalism joke, but there's still at least a little substance beyond that. Point is, I don't like my stuff to come across as pointless or empty. I really do try to be better than that.

    And that's why Waning Moon crashed and burned for me.

    I have struggled for years to get back into writing that story, but I simply cannot manage it. I would like to do a "Luna is regressed" story, but I feel like it needs to be of a higher quality than what I am giving you. Everyone that takes time out of their day to read a chapter to one of my stories deserves to have something better than what I am providing. And that's why Waning Moon is (officially) going on Hiatus.

    When I start writing about Luna again, it may be in a new fic. It may be a continuation of Waning Moon. I may just jump to the sequel story involving Lofty joining the Royal Guard. But I want to give everyone the filly Luna story they deserve. You have all earned it.

    I'm sorry I disappointed you all.

    - IAH

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  • 16w, 5d
    Chapter Four is done

    I have finally finished this chapter.

    It will be up tomorrow.

    And now I must get sleep.

    Sleep is good.

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  • 18w, 8h
    Happy New Year

    Another terrible year is behind us, and a new one is coming.

    Sorry the chapter's not done. I ended up scrapping everything I did the last couple days because I wasn't happy with it. Sorry. Still hoping to have it done by the end of the weekend. I will NOT fall behind again. Nothing in the world can stop me now!

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  • 19w, 3d
    This weekend in a nutshell

    So I got up on Friday morning, ready for a busy day at work followed by a long weekend of writing. "I'm going to have this chapter done by Christmas," I said to myself.

    What I did not know is that the Nerd Gods were angry. I had already turned my back on far too many geeky activities over the last year. I had stopped playing board games. I had stopped playing online games. I was going to skip Babscon next year for financial reasons. I had not seen a single Marvel movie since my move. And now I wasn't going to the opening weekend for Star Wars?

    Such transgressions demanded punishment, so at exactly two hours into my shift, the gods did bellow, "Lo, his butt shall be glued to the toilet seat, unable to depart for but a scant moment before having to rush back and relieve himself. And then he shall be better come Monday morn so that he shall not miss a moment of employment." And it was so.

    So yeah...kind of hard to write when your guts are twisting into a corkscrew-like shape. Aiming for New Years now. Hopefully the Nerd Gods are not that petty.

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  • 20w, 12h
    For those going to see the new Star Wars this weekend...

    I wish I was with you. :fluttershysad:

    Oh well, I can always catch it once the crowds die down. That, or I'll drop dead of a heart attack in the parking lot like I almost did when I went to see The Peanuts Movie on Thanksgiving. Just please, don't screw this up, Abrams.

    ...And the prequels weren't that bad.

    *runs away*

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  • 20w, 5d
    So...next chapter's late...

    Mostly because I've been working and re-working it in my head and on paper, trying to make it seem like less of a waste. Unfortunately, the fourth chapter is largely more plodding that probably should have been in the last chapter, but I can't skip it because it helps set up the fifth chapter, which is where things really begin to go into Crazy Land, which is really more of a barony. Plus, you know, there's work and all. Open Enrollment is here, people are calling to complain about everything, the media and politicians are openly wishing your career dead, and your workplace's human resources department lies to you over and over, instills false hope, and then shows up a week later to dash those expectations, all while claiming that they overpayed you by hundreds of dollars every other month and demanding the money back to cover their asses, and then not sending your paycheck with everyone else's and refusing to let you sign up for direct deposit because they keep finding new "overpayments" to levy against you. Not to mention the crushing loneliness as you watch all the happy families around you prepare for the holidays and realize you're a nobody with no family for hundreds of miles trapped in a job you hate, a hair's breadth from financial collapse, and with no hope for the future because you have no skills that are actually usable.

    In other words, I'm still working on the chapter. I may delay it a bit longer so I can get the forth and fifth chapters out at the same time, if only to make myself feel a bit better. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go stare at the darkness and wonder how my life got to this point.

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  • 22w, 5d
    Season Five Wrap-Up

    So, Season Five is finally over. As we prepare to wander about aimlessly until the next season (and movie) grace us, it's time to take a look back at what has transpired this year and see what to make of it. So let's go, shall we?


    The Good:

    Continuity: While other seasons have had references to previous episodes, as well as a couple sequel episodes, the references, callbacks, and continuations felt much stronger here. This helped give the series more of a connected feel and presented, at least, the illusion that things were progressing for our heroines. They even referenced one of the chapter books, bringing some bits of the expanded universe closer to the main one.

    Progression: Going hand-in-hand with continuity, some of the cast actually managed to advance on their goals. We had the typical episode about Rainbow Dash flying with the Wonderbolts (her "reserve" status is lessening bit by bit), but we also had Rarity finally getting her Canterlot shop (and being allowed to keep it, surprisingly), the CMC getting their cutie marks (even if it was rushed beyond all compare), and Twilight actually performing some princess duties that didn't just involve unfurling a banner or sitting and looking pretty.

    Emotion: This is highly subjective, but this season seemed to hit at the emotional level more than most of the others. The show has been full of heartwarming and heartbreaking moments since day one, but several of the episodes this time around ("Amending Fences" especially) hit that core harder than what has come before. Even episodes that make no logical sense ("Crusaders of the Lost Mark") work by going for affecting the audience on an emotional level.

    Fluttershy: It's odd to single out a specific character, but Fluttershy this season was largely fantastic. While still shy, nervous, and quiet, she also presented more of a sense of strength than she had in most other seasons - and even then, those previous moments were confined to her episodes. It seems that she's internalized that lesson from "It Aint Easy Being Breezies," and is now able to stand her ground when Discord tries to throw her friend into a puppet universe, or when Rainbow Dash blows up a factory to keep Tank from hibernating. It was a very good season for her overall.


    The Bad:

    Redeeming Villains: This season did it, and it did it badly. Discord's redemption continues to be handled poorly, and Gilda was a bit rushed outside of some solid interactions with Pinkie - who was the one that didn't need to forgive her, because Pinkie largely forgives anyone for anything. But none of that holds a candle to Starlight Glimmer, who was introduced as a cult leader out to impose her philosophy on the world, and then decided to destroy all of history (and kept planning to do so after seeing that the Mane 6 had to be together or bad things happened)...and is not only forgiven, but seems to be joining with the rest of the Mane 6.

    The Map: The Cutie Map (for lack of a better term) was handled a bit better than the keys in Season Four, but it was still underutilized. After making a big deal about it in the premiere, there were only three actual map-related adventures (with a fourth episode running alongside one of those adventures), and the whole thing was hastily wrapped up with no real payoff. The Cutie Map is still around, though, so it may play a role in seasons to come.

    The Finale: The season had the worst closing episode of the entire series so far, and nearly all of that is because of the last ten minutes. Before that, the finale was a goofy time-travel story of dark alternate timelines. After the reveal of Starlight's motivations, the whole thing comes crashing down. Bad form, all around.


    Final Thoughts:

    Overall, this season ranks just behind Season Two in terms of favorites, and would have been the best if it weren't for the critical mishandling of the finale and the dismal duo of "Princess Spike" and "What About Discord?". After a tumultuous third season and a rocky fourth, this season feels a lot more consistent, connected, and developed than the show has for a while. Most of the cast is given something to do - I can't think of any Mane 6 that felt truly left out this season, as even Applejack managed to get that precious episode that didn't involve farming or her family. As for what's to come...I don't know. If Glimmer joins the main cast, it could be good or bad. If she becomes a supporting character a la Spike and the CMC, it could be good or bad. We'll be busy killing each other over it during the hiatus, so who knows what'll happen?

    I enjoyed the season, and I hope for more pony adventures when the show returns.

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  • 22w, 5d
    This episode in a nutshell...

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Feb
19th
2013

Today the Brony Documentary group released a trailer for the extended interviews bonus, with extra footage of Tara, De Lancie and Faust. Most of it's pretty much your basic stuff, but...watch what Faust says...

In case you're lazy, she says that she had planned out destinies for the different characters, and mentions Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Twilight specifically. The first two are self-explanatory: Rarity gets a dress shop in Canterlot and Rainbow Dash joins the Wonderbolts. Those are pretty blindingly obvious, and have been built up to over the course of the show. But then she gets to Twilight...who was going to be Celestia's successor. Yes, successor. As in, princess. She also tweeted after the hype machine kicked into gear that this wasn't in her plan, so that seems to imply that this would have happened at some point in time, but not in the middle of the series' run.

This actually adds credence to the idea that MMC was going to be the series finale. After all the staff turnover and with DHX picking up so many projects, Hasbro cuts their losses and orders thirteen episodes to fill out the sixty-five needed for syndication. That way, they can just sell the airing rights after the fact and make a fortune. But when the show remained popular (and possibly because shows like Care Bears didn't take off like they had wanted), they decided to renew it for another full season. The only problem is that this meant MMC was already in production, and it would most likely be too late and too expensive to pull the episode and totally redo the ending.

So what does this actually mean? Not much, really, but it does give some more insight into the show's conception. And perhaps it can show that Hasbro isn't wrecking Faust's vision like so many claim they are.

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#1 · 167w, 3d ago · · 2 ·

Uhm... okai... not sure what to say...

#2 · 167w, 3d ago · 2 · 15 ·

Twilight replace Celestia.....this just in: Twilight Sparkle new worst pony.

#3 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

:c

#4 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

This new info and the current state of affairs... it could still happen. o_o

#5 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

Now I think about it, it explains the wierd ending off Wonderbolts Academy. If season 3 would be the last season and everypony off the mane 6 would get their dreams, then Wonderbolts Academy could be one off the episodes about Dash getting her dream. At the end Dash would be accepted as Wonderbolt.

This maybe also explains the remors before season 3 about Flutters changing in a dragon and Rarity getting a duet with Octavia. Flutters changing in a dragon would help her overcome her fear of dragons and help her learn to stand for herself. Rarity meeting Octaia would almost certainly happen in Canterlot. It would help Rarity to get a shop opened in Canterlot.

#6 · 167w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

None of this really surprise me.  Twilight taking up a role as Celestia's successor has always to me seemed a very likely destination for her character arc -- either that or becoming the royal arch-mage/vizier, but now that she's an alicorn the former seems to be the only viable path, and it's not a bad path.

Now exactly how well this will play out over the course of next season (and however many more season might potentially come after that), well, only time will tell.

#7 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

So wait, this implies its our fault. We the fans got this so popular that it warranted MORE episodes and seasons! While Faust's original vision for the work was good, it wasn't multiseasonal enough for US.

This is very interesting. You know what? I would love to see her "fanfic" on the endings for our characters the way she had intended.

#8 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

It's been heavily speculated that the reason this season was thirteen episodes, or one half, was so the other half would go to funding Equestria Girls, and that it never had anything to do with the syndication limit at all. Hasbro knows that ponies is pretty much the life blood right now, so they are broadening their horizons and syndicating FIM for the future.

As for the video itself, a bit surprising given Lauren's reaction on Twitter. Sure, she was never expecting Twilight to actually become royalty herself, but replacing the ruler of the entire kingdom is pretty much becoming royalty, anyway.

So yeah, "ruining Faust's vision?" No, not really.

More like broadening it out while keeping both corporate parties (Toy branch vs Show branch) happy.

#9 · 167w, 3d ago · 1 · 1 ·

It means that we really are in a Babylon 5 - style scenario, looking forward to a season of fillers, hastily-conceived plots and episodes from the scrap pile.

FWIW, I'm hoping that Rainbow and Rarity both reject their automatically-assumed 'destinies'.  It would fit well into the message of the show if they decide that their relationships with their friends and their places in the community in Ponyville was more important to them than celebrity, recognition and even wealth.  "I'm happy here, with my friends.  Money and fame couldn't replace that!" would be a nice message with which to round out the show.

#10 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

Yeah, that is interesting.  Perhaps if we had known this two weeks ago, a lot less people would've freaked out..  (By the way, did you know that kludge is a word?  Because autocorrect seems to want to replace every other word I type with that today.)

#11 · 167w, 3d ago · 7 · ·

So everyone saying Lauren Faust didn't want Twilight to be a princess can shut it? (Sorry, I get more than a little tired of people using her to justify their own arguments.) Huzzah!

#12 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

As long as this burns hundreds of fanfics, then I'm okay with it. :twilightsheepish:

#13 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

What I want to know is how they're going to pull themselves out of this hole they accidentally dug. If they did, like you said, intend for the show to end there, but renewed the show for another season due to unexpected popularity, they've got to find some way to keep it going, right? If they're creative, I'm sure they can find a decent way to prevent hitting a dead end.

#14 · 167w, 3d ago · 4 · ·

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HAH! Sorry, that was mean wasnt it to all of the people who say "messing with Lauren's vision" and "Hasbro is teh dvil," and "Princesses are just pwetty and historically dont do anything (princess Grace, Diania, and Catherine just got DISSED! Though I thank them for giving me the chance to research the real princesses in the real world and see what they did for real and their real lives)? So basically, what we have on our hands is another "DBZ, Kim Possible" scenario where something that was only meant for a particular length (Dragonball was only meant to go for the first arc, and KP was meant for only the 65) and then it got so popular that they decided to keep things going. I wonder if that is another reason for the 13, so Megan and the group could set up an arc  and plot things out slowly to get everything set up. Meanwhile Hasbro goes for the spin off that they want.

My question is this then...Die hard fans, where were you when Danny Phantom was canceled? Why was I stuck with only 3 seasons, 53 eps, and two awesome made for tv movies? Why didnt you save this show? Heck, Hey Armold fans...where were you guys when Nick decided to be the biggest A-holes on the planet and left us the world's second biggest cliffhanger (first place belongs to the always awesome and rewatchable...Berserk). Some of these shows need closure

#15 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

she wants the CMC to get their cutie marks, and they didnt, a thing that will happen in season 4? :trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft::rainbowdetermined2::duck:

#16 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

On the subject of destinies, I've made a blog post of my own.

I notice someone down-thumbed my previous post.  I'd be grateful if whoever that was could tell me (by private message if you prefer) what you didn't like; I'm genuinely interested in your opinion, okay?

#17 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

>>846166

I'd be okay with that, more Scootaloo is never a bad thing :twilightsmile:

#18 · 167w, 3d ago · · ·

>>846235

they just annoy me now because we have seen them do their talents in many episodes and sweetie belle straight out says that even if she is a good singer she refuses to think its her special talent and tries to be like her big sister, you wont get the same cutie mark as your sister, the show shows that nopony can have the same talent, and all of the older ponies know their talents as well, but they arent allowed to tell them because they have to find it on their own, but they wont ever find it on their own if they keep listening to scootaloo trying to get a cutie mark like rainbowdash. I like them, and find them funny, but i dont like how they refuse to acknolodge that their special talent is what they refused to do for the talent show.

#19 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

i will still regard this the s3 season finale as the actual finale when this show finally ends. the fact that twilight suddenly gets wings when i skip this episode before s4 we will solve when we get there.

#20 · 167w, 2d ago · · 8 ·

>>845936

Sorry, Luna's already taken that spot.

#21 · 167w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

>>846007

Possibly, or possibly not. The problem with Babylon 5 was that everything was resolved before the sudden renewal, while here, there's still a lot of ground to possibly cover. And in any case, it's kind of hard to have filler when your show is more of less slice of life, the very definition of filler.

Also, the idea you had for Rarity was kind of what happened in "Sweet and Elite." She goes to Canterlot, makes some huge waves thanks to a high-profile pony falling in love with her work, and feels she has to lie about her friends and origin to avoid being cast out. In the end, she learns that you should always be proud of where you're from. If the show had ended, that could have been a decent ending for her.

>>845988

More like broadening it out while keeping both corporate parties (Toy branch vs Show branch) happy.

It also ties into the claim made back in Season 2 that the show's creators had input on the toys. Although given how rushed the finale was, it's also possible that the change was still mandated, but since they still had Lauren's idea lying around, they decided to work that interpretation into the finale as best they could. It's honestly a shame they couldn't devote the entire episode to it, but at least they'll be addressing what happens now in the next opener.

#22 · 167w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

>>845955

> it could still happen.

"Only on the Hub"?

Sorry, I couldn't resist :facehoof:

#23 · 167w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

I never understood the argument that "this isnt what Faust wanted!". Honestly I dont really care what Faust wants since she isnt apart of production anymore and even if she was I would still judge each episode as I do now. Would be like saying Disney didnt follow George Lucas's vision in their new Star Wars movie. Regardless of if its a flop of success, I don't care what Lucas's vision was since he isnt a part of it.

This info does give us some insight into Hasbro's thinking and I guess that does make me a little less angry. Though I am still way more disappointed than angry. I've been back to watch the songs of that episode several times and the greatest crime is wasting such perfect material and plot with such a convoluted episode. I would have rather them shot for an average episode and just it ending up below average than to have all these amazing scenes and touching moments wasted because of time constraints. Now every time I watch Twilights "I've got to find a way", the groups "A true true friends" or "Celestias  ballad", I can't completely enjoy them because all I can think about is what might have been.

#24 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>846543

That isn't an exact analogy as Mr Lucas is supposedly going to be a story consultant on Episode VII (hopefully he'll convince J J Abrams not to turn the entire cast into hormonal teens).

Still, I do get your point; Lauren hasn't really be involved with MLP: FiM since the end of Season 2 and has only ever been credited with writing episodes 1x01 and 1x02, the pilot two-parter.  Although it still owes a lot to her vision, it's a lot bigger show now with a lot more different creative visions involved.

#25 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

Hey look a Faust Tweet

#26 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>846625 uh the heck is that a comment to?.....

#27 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>846663 in reference to it 'Not being so far from Fausts vision'

#28 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>846675 no i mean what is faust commenting about? all that link shows is a blank da page with her post on it.....

#29 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>846692 ... What could the "Almighty Faust" be talking about when she says that? :facehoof: Especially so soon after we get a 4'th alicorn. Especially knowing she doesn't approve of Cadence being an Alicorn

#30 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>846725 but that post was dated a year ago , and i didn't know anything on what faust had to say about cadence.....

#31 · 167w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Personally i never was a fan of "Destiny". but i do believe that people can only go so far with their free will.

Meaning that because ones cutie mark is one thing, why does that mean they are tied to doing it?

It understandable if, per say a pony is a singer, or a baseball player, that they would be best doing what they do best, but what about if it isnt, like why can't ponies have free choice?

The thing im hitting at is mainly the royal guard. Does it mean that all of the royal guards are practically aryans, born and raised to guard the princess like roman storm troopers? or could they be stallions who had tallent, and careers, but they decided to join the military?

I remember one of my favorite stories of all time is a cup of joe by the Descendant, in it, Pony Joe was a soldier in the equestrian aremy and became a royal guard and then dcided to open his doughnut shop with the money he earned.

still though, cutiemarks related to fighting and killing by fanfiction writers are immediately poor characters in my opinnion. THink outside the box, there are ways to rationalize it.

#32 · 167w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>847030 I kind of view destiny in stories a lot like I do love; I don't believe in either of them, but in order for the story to make sense you have to pretend that they exist...well, most of the time, at least :pinkiesick:

#33 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

You continue to post interesting things, I'm glad I follow you.  :twilightsmile:

#34 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

You know I'm still confused at this prospect of hating on princesses and calling them weak, and yet the show has Luna and Celestia around! That makes little sense!

#35 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

Well, I hope they realize how stupid it would be to cancel the show at this point. With the fans it has produced and the money they make off of it, why would they stop it and pray that care bears is going to somehow replace it?

#36 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

Good to know, thanks!

#37 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>845933

I'm not sure either really, I'm still absorbing this... wow...

#38 · 167w, 2d ago · · ·

>>846007

>>846536

interesting that 2 other people would bring up Babylon 5, but that's exactly what I'm reminded of too.

Babylon 5 was a sci-fi TV series about a space station called Babylon 5.

Near the end of the show, they blew up the space station.

So there was no more Babylon 5, and everybody's plots were pretty much resolved, it was supposed to be the end of the story.

......and then the show was picked up for another season - and it was terrible.

I'm not saying that's where MLP will go, Babylon 5 was a serial TV drama and MLP is a kids show about candy colored ponies.

MLP can be different, this doesn't have to be an "endgame" story for it.

This show isn't even the kind of thing that even has an "ending", it's more like any episodic cartoon show and it just runs until there is no longer any interest in it. Like Family Guy or The Simpsons, they just get into something new next week .

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