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  • 1w, 6d
    Fall of Equestria: Caribou Chantey

    So, I recently watched this funny clip from Key and Peele.

    I didn't really get the joke until the story about the doctor. That's one of the oldest riddles for illustrating gender stereotypes and it was so cliche as to be hilarious.

    It got me to thinking about the Fall of Equestria series of stories. People either love it or hate it. It's a guilty pleasure for me. I still marvel that a universe of anthro characters who are subjected to all manner of misogyny, and sexual torture can be approved without incident, yet a story set in an anthro universe involving sex between two consenting teenagers isn't allowed to be published.

    Underage sex is illegal in many places, but it's nowhere near as widely hated as rape. If clopfics involving underage human or anthro are banned, why not ban all rapefics? Why not ban all stories in which characters don't give expressed consent?

    Don't get me wrong. I'm not seriously advocating for increased levels of censorship. I'm just trying to draw attention to the inconsistencies. Banning underage human and anthro stories are done to protect FIMfiction from being accused of posting something viewed as illegal in many countries. Well, rape is illegal, too. If we can tell the difference between fictional rape in a story and actual rape in the real world, why can't we use that same mentality regarding underage clopfics? But I digress.

    There's hardly any middle ground regarding Fall of Equestria. Certain individuals go to impressive lengths to create anti Fall of Equestria stories in which the caribuo are crushed after a violent rebellion.

    This ties back into the Key and Peele Pirate Chantey sketch because the caribou are the biggest pillagers and rapists in all of pony fiction. I think it would be hilarious to have a short comedy set in the Fall of Equestria universe were all the caribou get together and sing about how important it is to respect mares. Just like the pirate sketch; you take the perceived expectations and turn them on their ear.

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  • 6w, 3d
    Episode 100 [Spoilers]

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  • 8w, 1d
    Klaus hand-drawn animated teaser trailer

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  • 10w, 4d
    Rest in peace B.B. King (1925-2015)

    The man known as the King of Blues is gone. B.B. King passed away. He was 89-years-old. His career as a legendary guitarist spanned nearly 70 years. He was a mentor to several famous guitarists, including Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Keith Richards. He named his guitar Lucille and shares the reason behind the name choice in the following video.

    Sadly, the thrill is gone. Rest in peace, B.B. King. You will be missed. Fortunately, your memory will live on in the hearts of those whom you have touched with your music.

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  • 11w, 5d
    Slight delay with the next Rule 34 Update

    I was wondering how long it would be before a scheduling conflict prevented me from posting the latest Rule 34 data on the 10th of the month. Regrettably, I will be unavailable to complete the May 2015 Rule 34 update by my usual time.

    Things are different now than when I first began chronicling crass content. Back then, rule34.paheal.net had no way to look up images based on when they were posted. This meant that in order to have the most accurate data, I had to regularly check in each month to see how much porn had been generated since the last update. This also meant that I couldn't go back and look at previous months without excessive amounts of work sifting through all the images.

    After working with the mods for the site, I was able to encourage the creation of new search features, including by date. I was no longer forced to check back every month and I could have even more accurate data.

    There's not really a need for me to post my rule 34 updates on the same day of the month. The data will be just as accurate whether I post it on the 10th or any of the following days. It just won't be as timely. I've done my best to stick to the same release schedule for years. This will be the first time where I can guarantee that the finished product will be a little late.

    In the meantime, let's revisit one of my early blog topics: The motion picture ratings system.

    Here are a couple videos which help to illustrate the broken state of the current ratings system.

    Feel free to discuss movie ratings policy in the comments, or anything else pertaining to this post.

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  • 14w, 4d
    MLP Season 5: Episode 3-4 observations

    8 comments · 314 views
  • 15w, 4d
    MLP Rule 34 Update: April 2015 / The Baby Wars

    20 comments · 2,435 views
  • 15w, 4d
    Hilarious in hindsight

    15 comments · 360 views
  • 16w, 18h
    R.I.P. Stan Freberg (1926-2015)

    10 comments · 210 views
  • 20w, 21h
    MLP Rule 34 Update: March 2015 / Carnal Communication

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  • 21w, 4d
    Live Long and Prosper...

    Rest in Peace, Mr. Nimoy. (1931-2015)

    For nearly 84 years, he helped to show people where it's at.

    6 comments · 168 views
  • 23w, 4d
    To Celestia, from bondage

    Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! In an effort to counteract the negative depiction of BDSM in the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie, I wrote a short poem about the potential joys of BDSM entitled To Celestia, from bondage.

    Those more familiar with poetry will notice that I was inspired by a romantic poem written by Richard Lovelace in 1642 entitled To Althea, from prison. It contains one of the most iconic lines of verse: "Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage."

    May your Valntine's Day be filled with expressions of love.

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  • 23w, 4d
    R.I.P. Gary Owens (1934-2015)

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  • 24w, 3d
    So much left to do for the upcoming Rule 34 blog post...

    I have so much left to do to finish this month's Rule 34 Update. Three days before its due, I decided to change the topic. Originally, I had planned to talk about the importance of communication as it relates to intimate relationships. I thought it was a natural progression from last month's topic, which focused on Mr. Rogers teaching children how to express their feelings and emotions. The need for meaningful communication becomes more imperative as we grow older, especially with those to whom we are close in a romantic sense.

    But that topic is going to have to wait until next month. Another issue, which is more timely, demands my attention. I'm going to talk about fanfiction, Fifty Shades of Grey and BDSM relationships.

    Research which would usually take me weeks to compile will have to be finished in two days in order to make it on time. I can do it, but it's going to be a lot of work completed in not a lot of time. Please think of me and send good vibes my way.

    Clap if you believe!

    6 comments · 210 views
  • 25w, 3d
    Further motivation to finish my stories.

    8 comments · 186 views
Feb
5th
2013

It's the fifth of the month, so you know what that means...

That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis on clopping!

Specifically, I'm talking about Rule 34 statistics. For those of you who have missed the previous entries into this series, I've archived them below.

August 2012

September 2012

October 2012

November 2012

December 2012

January 2013

As of Feb. 5, 2013, here's the state of Rule 34, according to Rule34.paheal.net:

Pokemon still holds the lead with 56,775 images. 1,581 new explicit images were added during January, giving Pokemon a 2.8% increase in porn from last month.

Touhou is in second place with 34,190 images. 896 new explicit images were added during January, giving Touhou a 2.6% increase in porn from last month.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is in third place with 24,168 images. 1,497 new explicit images were added during January, giving My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a 6.6% increase in porn from last month.

DC Comics is in fourth place with 18,918 images. 633 new explicit images were added during January, giving DC Comics a 3.3% increase in porn from last month.

Street Fighter is in fifth place with 14,581 images. 302 new explicit images were added during January, giving Street Fighter a 2.1% increase in porn from last month.

Marvel Comics is in sixth place with 13,770 images. 266 new explicit images were added during January, giving Marvel Comics a 1.9% increase in porn from last month.

Naruto is in seventh place with 13,762 images. 613 new explicit images were added during January, giving Naruto a 4.6% increase in porn from last month.

Sonic Team is in eighth place with 11,301 images. 215 new explicit images were added during January, giving Sonic Team a 1.9% increase in porn from last month.

Digimon is in ninth place with 10,095 images. 148 new explicit images were added during January, giving Digimon a 1.4% increase in porn from last month.

For the first time since I've been recording these numbers, My Little Pony did not produce the highest monthly number of explicit imagery. That honor goes to Pokemon, which churned out more spank material in January than any other intellectual property. Pokemon actually managed to double their monthly amount of porn when compared to their December numbers. This huge increase was due to the January 8 announcement of Pokemon 'X' and 'Y.'

The games are set for an Oct. 2013 release. Expect to see Pokemon's porn numbers continue to climb in the coming months as more new characters from the games are revealed.

I don't know what this says about the brony fandom. What's the reason behind the decreased porn production? Was season three of MLP so underwhelming that pornographers within the fandom felt less inspired to create new art?

Part of the problem was the reduced number of episodes this season. As a result, there were fewer new characters introduced.

King Sombra has 80 explicit images.

Uncle Curio has 1 explicit image.

The Saddle Arabian Delegates have 5 explicit images.

Babs Seed has 88 explicit images.

Lightning Dust has 33 explicit images.

Ginger Snap has 7 explicit images.

(The debate regarding the filly scout's name appears to have been settled. I think Ginger Snap's a fine choice.)

The combined total of new porn images from characters introduced in season three makes up less than one percent of MLP porn.

The sad thing is, the porn numbers for January would've been even lower if it hadn't been for the Twilight alicorn drama. When Twilight Sparkle was confirmed to be an alicorn at the end of January, the brony fandom saw a momentary spike in productivity as artists rushed to flood the Internet with alicorn Twilight porn.

As of this writing, there's still two more episodes left before the end of season three. Hopefully, we can go out with a bang before the long wait until season four starts.

The Naruto juggernaut has lost some momentum since last month, but shows no signs of stopping. The series is only eight pornographic images away from catching up to Marvel comics.

It's safe to assume that by next month the Shonen Jump All-star will have jumped into sixth place. Believe it!

I'd also like to welcome back Digimon, who kept straddling the line after dropping below 10,000 explicit images last month. The series is now back on track and will hopefully be able to maintain a slow but steady climb from here on out.

Here's an update on Rule 34 images for the mane six:

Twilight Sparkle :twilightsmile: has 3,734 images. 195 explicit images were added during January, giving her an 5.5% increase from last month.

Rainbow Dash :rainbowdetermined2: has 3,328 images. 156 explicit images were added during January, giving her a 4.9% increase from last month.

Pinkie Pie :pinkiehappy: has 2,902 images. 145 explicit images were added during January, giving her an 5.2% increase from last month.

Fluttershy ::yay: has 2,795 images. 149 explicit images were added during January, giving her a 5.6% increase from last month.

Rarity :raritystarry: has 2,310 images. 130 explicit images were added during January, giving her a 5.9% increase from last month.

Applejack :ajsmug: has 2,247 images. 145 explicit images were added during January, giving her a 6.8% increase from last month.

Special thanks to Infinion, who made these nifty graphs of the data I collected.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the third-largest porn producing intellectual property on the Internet. That's quite an achievement for a fandom this young. Bronies have climbed the ladder of porn to reach the heights which only two other fandoms have seen. We're all familiar with Pokemon and its iron grip on the number one spot, but today I'd like to talk about the phenomenally-popular series perched on the second place rung directly above My Little Pony.

Of all the series' on the 10K+ Porn Club, nearly all of them are familiar to a western audience, with one possible exception.

Sandwiched in between Pokemon and My Little Pony is a series called Touhou. Some of you may be unfamiliar with it.

In this day and age where the big knobs at Nintendo and Hasbro pull the strings for Pokemon and My Little Pony, respectively, it's sometimes hard to believe that Touhou could become such a world-wide phenomenon without a big studio backing.

Touhou goes against the grain, while still managing to become one of the most popular game series ever, with a rabid fanbase. It's not the result of cleverly calculated marketing, but a labor of love by one extremely talented man named Junya Ota, better known as ZUN.

The Touhou Project is a series of Japanese computer games in the "bullet hell" genre. The series is made by the development team Team Shanghai Alice, whose sole member, ZUN, is responsible for all the graphics, music, and programming. The Touhou Project was inducted into the Guinness World Records in October 2010 for being the "most prolific fan-made shooter series".

This video helps to further explain Touhou's influence.

In the games, players fly around in a 2D space, firing at enemies that appear while avoid their attacks. This might sound simple enough, until you see the game in action.

In Touhou, all the characters are underage girls. The lack of any males has resulted in all the characters being shipped with one another. Remind you of any other series?

Like the brony community, Touhou fans are famous for their fanmade content. Music remixes from the games, fanmade games of various genres and tons of fanart. Some bronies have even begun to ponify Touhou fan videos.

Here's the Touhou fan video for contrast.

Much like the My Little Pony and Pokemon fandoms, Touhou's fans produce an inordinate amount of fanart. It's no surprise then that the Touhou porn produced would be exponentially high as well.

In spite of its relative obscurity when compared to the other titles on the list, Touhou definitely earns its spot. It may never be a household name like Pokemon or spawn blockbuster movie franchises like Marvel or DC comics, but Touhou has a fandom which rivals all others.

As of this writing, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is scheduled to air in Japan by April of this year.

One can only dare to dream what kind of content will emerge if Touhou fans embrace Friendship is Magic.

Clever marketing and big name studios are all well and good, but Touhou just goes to show that a creative spark is the most important part of anything worthwhile.

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#2 · 129w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

Good thing worst pony has the least porn.

I may check out Touhou now.

#3 · 129w, 1d ago · · 2 ·

There needs to be more Soul Caliber r34! I mean, have you seen Ivy? Or Taki? Hell, even Talim!

#4 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

How do you manage to pull this of every month? It's incredible just how seriously some of us take our porn.:pinkiehappy:

zel
#5 · 129w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

I was always pointing out how similar Touhou and MLP fandoms are, but noone seems to really understand.

Well, there are differences though, seeing as Touhou is more music and comic oriented instead of mlp's fanfic direction.

>>797911 Poor soul, you have no idea what are you getting into.

#6 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

Huh... my birthday is the day you go over clopping... I'm cool with that.:twilightblush:

#7 · 129w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

So, this Touhou is basically MLP with Humans?

#8 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

...That's a lot of spank material.

#9 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>797931 My anus is prepared.

#11 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>797964 Broken link.

#12 · 129w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

>>797899Dat gif!:rainbowlaugh:

And wow, I didn't even know what Touhou was. But a game where all you do (so far that I've seen) is fly around and shoot ships while dodging the lasers of said ships... how is there r34 of that? Unless I'm missing something here.:trixieshiftleft:

zel
#13 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>798015 Impossibiru, must be dropbox's fault.

>>798022 You doubt japanese ability to make porn out of everything?

(Oh, also, they are not ships. They are girls too)

zel
#15 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>798032 Works fine on my end

eh

penis

#16 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>797911 Applejack is best pony, because Applejack is best person. Stetsonswag all the way, baby :ajsmug:

#17 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

I don't think that the shortened season will be too much trouble.

EQD has just confirmed a season 4 featuring a full 26 episodes

Link

I'm still seeing a wide selection of names for the filly scout. For the moment I am still calling her Thin Mint, though that may have to be regaled to a nickname as most stories now call her either Ginger Snap or Tag Along.

#18 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>798117 I refuse that statement, however Applemac and Jacklebloom are best ships.

#19 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>798164 You're forgetting GrannyBloom and Big Mac x Baby Applejack. Also, can't help but think there's an American Pie spoof fic in the Apple family somewhere... Big Mac x Apple Pie?

#21 · 129w, 23h ago · · 2 ·

I never thought of the world embracing the magic of friendship.

I wonder what Japan will think... :rainbowderp:

...maybe they'll hate it like 4chan.. 4chan is Japanese...

#22 · 129w, 23h ago · · ·

>>798122

Mmm, Thin Mint is best pony cookie.

#23 · 129w, 22h ago · 1 · ·

>>798488

4chan is American.  You're thinking of 2chan.

#24 · 129w, 22h ago · · 1 ·

TL;DR Barely anything changed from last post :trollestia:

I'm actually planning on getting Pokemanz Y version.

#25 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

>>798581 Oh. Well. Time to go die now.

#26 · 129w, 17h ago · · ·

You sir, take your smut seriously.

#27 · 129w, 4h ago · · ·

How do people not know that Fluttershy is sexiest pony?

:fluttercry:

#28 · 128w, 5d ago · · ·

BUCK YEAH DIGIMON

Back in MY day... :trollestia:

#29 · 128w, 2d ago · 1 · 1 ·

Lol why is producing this much pony porn something to be proud of?:rainbowlaugh:

#30 · 128w, 18h ago · · ·

It's gonna take years before mlp takes it's rightful place on top of this porn pyramid.      

#31 · 126w, 6d ago · · ·

If Japan becomes brony tjhan there is going to a shit ton by shit ton of canary from Japan's raving artists... or we are condemned by them...

#32 · 76w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Holy balls. Just stumbled onto these blogs of yours, and they're fascinating. They need way way more love.

#33 · 76w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1814670

Thanks! There's actually another Rule 34 update scheduled for tomorrow!

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