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Black Kyurem


I am the ultimate anti-brony!

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Feb
3rd
2013

The End of the Bronies · 6:23pm Feb 3rd, 2013

Since you refuse to cease your fighting
All through the brony fandom

I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread

Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield

I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord...


Once I called you bronies
Once I thought the show you loved to see
Was all you ever wanted

I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down


And even now I wish that you still loved these ponies
Serving as her foe as you can see
Is the last thing that she wanted

I send a hail of burning ice
On every field, on every town


This was your world
All this pain and aggravation
Does it torture you inside?
All the innocent who suffer
From your stubbornness and pride

I send the locusts on a wind
Such as the world has never seen
On every leaf, on every stalk
Until there's nothing left of green

I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord


You who I called bronies
Why must you call down another blow?

I send my scourge, I send my sword

Let your hatred go

Thus saith the Lord

Thus saith the Lord...


You who I called bronies
How could you have come to hate her so?
Is this what you wanted?

I send the swarm, I send the horde


Then let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so
You will never let your hatred go

Thus saith the Lord

Thus saith the Lord


You will not let your hatred go!


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Comments ( 5 )

Ah, So very true.

1224891 And over how many events have these bronies complained over? Half a dozen? Black Kyurem strongly suspects that MLP:FiM Season 4 will not pass without more of this 'shitstorm' nonsense.:facehoof:

These bronies that you speak of will find every single little thing to complain about. That is the realty.

1281854 Yeah. Tragic, isn't it?

1282308 Yup. Sure is.

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