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  • Friday
    Things I Hate, pt. X

    "It is what it is."

    That, or some variant thereof, is perhaps my most hated phrase in the entire English language.

    Long, complicated story behind that one; don't feel like getting into it. Just griping.

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  • 1w, 4d
    I might be reading too much Tom Clancy

    Basically I was about five or six pages into a dissertation on trade negotiations, supply and demand, the needs of the market verses the needs of the nation, the problems that arise when a nation of questionable societal equality has exclusive or nearly exclusive access to a vital product, and a brief touch on the concept of economic warfare and the need for an industrializing country to ensure it has access to products which may require the establishment of overseas colonies, which of course opens a whole new can of worms...

    ...when I remembered that, oh yeah, I'm writing a My Little Pony fanfiction, not The Wealth of Nations, and that even if I were writing a pony version of that, I probably shouldn't pick Trixie to be my stand-in for Adam Smith.

    Managed to cut things down to two pages after that.

    In all honesty I am actually working my way through Tom Clancy right now, and in fact I'm on Debt of Honor (Book 8/14 and the first one to truly diverge from our timeline - the fact that the Korean peninsula unified under the South some time in the early 1990s is offhandedly mentioned), which among other things is heavily involved in economics, supply and demand, the needs of an industrial nation to have access to raw materials, and economic warfare. Tom Clancy was not a man to spare details, either, so now I am an amateur economist as a result.

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  • 2w, 2d
    Terrorist Attack on Paris, France

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  • 3w, 4d
    A Sentence That Makes No Sense Without Context

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  • 5w, 1d
    My Halloween Playlist

    Suggestions for additions welcome!

    1. Rob Zombie - Dragula

    2. Ray Parker, Jr. - Ghostbusters

    3. Jack Lenz - Goosebumps Theme

    4. Creature Feature - A Gory Demise

    5. Ghosts - Grim, Grinning Ghosts (The Haunted Mansion theme)

    6. Mannheim Steamroller - Hall of the Mountain King

    7. John Carpenter - Halloween Theme

    8. The Eagles - Hotel California

    9. Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt Kickers - Monster Mash

    10. The Living Tombstone - Nightmare Night (instrumental)

    11. Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me

    12. Michael Jackson - Thriller

    13. Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells Pt. 1 (theme from The Exorcist)

    14. Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

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  • 7w, 1d
    "Crusaders of the Lost Mark"


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  • 7w, 5d
    I saw The Martian

    You should see The Martian. Just trust me on this one. :twilightsmile:

    Oh, also, two words to keep in mind while watching it: maritime law.

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  • 12w, 1d
    Things I like, pt. V (FREEDOM)

    Today was my last day at Papa Gino's. I'm never going to have to make an Italian sub again. I'm never going to have to make a super steak sub again. I'm never going to have to make an appetizer sampler of fried food while trying to also make french fries again. I'm never going to have to juggle twelve tickets at the same time, all of them due at the same time, that I'm gonna have to make at the same time.

    I'll never have to have bloody steaks drip all over my shoes again. I'm never going to have to do pull thaw in the middle of winter again, nor rotate out the fryalator oil in the middle of summer. I'm never again going to have to deal with standing in front of a 500 degree oven sweating my balls off again.

    I'm FREE!

    I'M! FREE!

    At least until Friday when I start my new job. A job I'm gonna love, because there is literally nothing there that is even half as hard as what I just left - everything there is basically what I would term a "front" job, a register/serve job, the easiest Goddamn job in the world. Oh, I'm sure there will be challenges, but compared to what I just left? I am entering the land of milk and honey. Oh, and there are some fantastic perks, too.

    You see, I work at a movie theater now. Which means that I can see movies...for free.


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  • 19w, 1d
    Happy Birthday to Me!

    Some people regret or fear the progress of time. Generally speaking I'm not a fan of it myself, especially given the lack of being able to go back. There's a certain day that's an exception to that, though, and that day would be July 19th - today! I am now 28!

    Some important, or just interesting, events from history, with commentary:

    1702 – Great Northern War: A numerically superior Polish-Saxon army of Augustus II the Strong, operating from an advantageous defensive position, is defeated by a Swedish army half its size under the command of King Charles XII in the Battle of Klissow. The Swedes were totally hitting way above their weight class for awhile there; they were very nearly a Great Power.

    1821 – Coronation of George IV of the United Kingdom. Not the best King of England - actually pretty bad. But still! Kingship!

    1870 – Franco-Prussian War: France declares war on Prussia. Assuming that I haven't changed history in Vicky 2 again.

    1963 – Joe Walker flies a North American X-15 to a record altitude of 106,010 meters (347,800 feet) on X-15 Flight 90. Exceeding an altitude of 100 km, this flight qualifies as a human spaceflight under international convention. Whee!

    1981 – In a private meeting with U.S. President Ronald Reagan, French Prime Minister François Mitterrand reveals the existence of the Farewell Dossier, a collection of documents showing that the Soviets had been stealing American technological research and development. Good job, France. Almost makes you forget the whole "withdrew from NATO" thing.

    Other People's Birthdays:

    1814 – Samuel Colt, American businessman, founded the Colt's Manufacturing Company (d. 1862) Bang!

    1869 – Xenophon Stratigos, Greek general (d. 1927) I actually know nothing about this guy, but he has an awesome name.

    1947 – Brian May, English singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer HELLS YEAH I share a birthday with the guitarist for Queen!

    1956 – K.A. Applegate, American author In truth, Animorphs had more influence on me as a writer than just about any other source, so this is pretty awesome to know.

    July 19th is also the first day of the Roman holiday of Lucaria. The deity for whom it was celebrated is unknown and possibly deliberately anonymous, though it may connect to Neptune, who was originally a god of fresh water and only became associated with salt water (the sea) when the Romans started worshipping Greece-sempai.

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  • 20w, 5d
    Baldur's Gate

    In less than two days, the first Baldur's Gate game in more than a decade is coming out. Developed by BeamDog, who did the Enhanced Editions of the Baldur's Gate series as well as Icewind Dale, the game is going to be a "midquel" covering the events between Baldur's Gate I and II, which (according to a quick check of the in-game journals) do in fact take place a year apart.

    The game is also going to be using the Infinity Engine still - that is, the same Engine that the Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, and Planescape: Torment games were made with. It's the super-updated version used for the Enhanced Editions, though.

    Words cannot even begin to describe how psyched I am for this. I hardly even care if the game sucks; the opportunity to simply adventure in old-skool Faerûn again in an Infinite Engine game is just awesome, not to mention the chance to roll up and play Iliira in her original medium again.

    Yes. I am immensely hyped.

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  • 20w, 6d
    Terminator Timeline

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  • 23w, 4d
    Anon Delivers

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  • 30w, 3d
    I updated a story, yay...

    Ugh, chapter 2 of Great Dragon Coronation took way too long to write. What's weird is I'd have these bursts where I wrote like two thousand words at a time, then weeks of nothing. I literally wrote half of it last night, was up until 4 AM. I have no idea why this is happening; I still want to write, and some 22,000 words in a Star Trek fanfic show that I'm still perfectly capable of belting out if I put my mind to it.

    It's not writer's block - I have fairly detailed outlines for each of the three stories I'm actively working on (Dalek, Coronation, and Treasure Hunt), it's not a lack of a desire to write, and it's certainly not a flagging interest in pony...

    Bone-idle laziness, most likely. That or my recent acquisition of Victoria II. I think I've finally figured the game out; learning its interface was...daunting. Doesn't help that its tutorial sucks.

    Think I can make Spain a great power once more? It starts the game as Great Power but losing that status to one of the secondary powers, like the Netherlands, is essentially inevitable. Still, I could probably swallow up Morocco without anyone noticing. Maybe Portugal, too. Delicious, delicious African colonies - and Macau and Hong Kong. Can't forget those. Probably won't do too many military adventures in America, though. Those colonies have gone their own way. Doesn't mean I can't still be friends with Mexico and Colombia, though.

    (I plan to play through a game as Spain to have a Second Spanish Empire, then a game as Ethiopia, Sokoto, or Zulu to make an African great power)

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  • 34w, 1d
    Season 5 Premier

    'Twas good!

    I shall avoid spoilers for those of you who haven't seen it yet. But 'twas good, very good! And the Hiatus is officially over!

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  • 36w, 2d
    My personal theory on Sunset Shimmer

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  • 36w, 5d
    Non-Pony Short Story: Star Trek!

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  • 37w, 3d
    RainbowDoubleDomination: "The Glass Kingdom" is in the pipe!

    Here it is!

    The password is, as always, password

    This brings an end to the five days of RainbowDoubleDomination. From this point forward I'll be back to my regular writing schedule - defined as "whatever I feel like working on most at the moment." Hopefully things will be faster than they have been for the past few months.

    I hope you all enjoyed it!

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  • 38w, 15h
    RainbowDoubleDomination: "The Great Dragon Coronation" is in the pipe!

    You can read it by following this finely-crafted link.

    The password is, as always, password

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  • 38w, 3d
    Countdown VI - sunday SUNDAY sunday!

    RainbowDoubleDomination Done!!

    The Great Dragon Coronation: Ready to Go!

    Daleks Have No Concept of Friendship: Ready to Go!

    Treasure Hunt: Ready to Go!

    The Life and Times of Nightmare Moon: Ready to Go!

    The Glass Kingdom: Ready to Go!

    Slight change of plans. This sunday SUNDAY sunday I'll be posting the first chapter of The Great Dragon Coronation. Then on Monday I'll post Dalek, Tuesday will be an update to Treasure Hunt, Wednesday I'll update The Life and Times of Nightmare Moon, and Thursday will be the first chapter of The Glass Kingdom. This is to spread out the stories and give them each their fair go in the feature box.

    Wheeee this took too long. Remind me to never try and write/update five stories all at once ever again and just work on each as the mood strikes me.

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“Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest sister used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects: all the different types of ponies.

“But as time went on, the elder sister grew greedy. Though the ponies relished and played in the day and honored her above her younger sister, she wanted to become queen of both night and day. One fateful day, she turned upon her younger sister. The younger sister tried to reason with her, but the avarice in the elder one’s heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of fire and hate: Corona. She vowed that she would reign forever over day, night, and everything in between.

“Reluctantly, the younger sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony! Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her elder sister and banished her permanently into the heart of the sun. The younger sister took on responsibility for both sun and moon, and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since.”

Oh, look, I can re-write the opening monologue. I bet that makes me a fantastic writer! No, not really. Still, it was something that needed to be done, so there it is.

The thing is, there's a fundamental difference in a world where Celestia goes evil and a world where Luna goes evil. The night is something that is seen as just, in and of itself, creepy, mysterious, and maybe a little evil - and so it follows that princess, the alicorn, the goddess of the night, Luna, must herself be creepy, mysterious, and maybe a little evil. Thus it probably wasn't a big surprise when Luna turned to evil in the main My Little Pony universe. Certainly it was easy to accept.

But if Celestia turns evil, that's a different animal altogether. Celestia is the day, the sunlight. She is what allows ponies to grow food, to stay warm, even so basic a thing as see: all thanks to the sun. So a world where the goddess of the Sun turned to greed and evil, but was then defeated by the creepy and mysterious sister who since then has been keeping the day-night thing going on schedule, is going to be a different Equestria from the one we've known on a very, very fundamental level.

This blog post is just a sort of stream-of-consciousness write-up of some of my thoughts on the subject. Feel free to add anything you like in the comments section!


This, I think, is going to be the most fundamental feeling that the ponies feel towards Corona. Princess Luna turning into Nightmare Moon? Eh, knew it was going to happen. Could see that coming from a mile away. But Princess Celestia becoming Corona? Celestia had everything she could ever want. She was more loved, more respected, the elder sister, the bringer of the beloved dawn. So when she turned to evil and tried to become goddess-queen of Equstria, is cut deep into the racial psyche of the pony tribes. If even the Princess of the Sun can turn to wickedness, then anything can. Ponies might not be more pessimistic, but they're certainly more open to the idea of someone lying to them or trying to scam them. It would take more than a song and dance routine, basically, for Flim and Flam to pull what they did in this universe.

Corona is not Forgotten

Now here, we enter into a fundamental difference between Luna and Celestia. I don't think Luna would stand to have her sister's fall into fire and hate be morphed into a holiday where you hand out candy to children. Aside from it being very difficult to imagine a daylight-themed Halloween, it just doesn't seem in-character for her. Now, mind, there *will* be a day set aside for the memory of Celestia, probably the summer solstice, but it's a day of mourning, not a day of tricks and treats. Similarly, Luna would not allow Celestia to simply fade into memory - and even if she was of a mind to let that happen, the deep, race-wide sense of betrayal that the ponies feel towards Corona wouldn't let that happen, either. Everypony knows the story of Corona, everypony would recognize her on sight if she were to return.

The Sun is Bad

Corona isn't just the corrupted goddess of the sun. She *is* the sun, sealed away inside of it. What does that mean? Well, most ponies don't really know. Does it mean that, in some ways, she *is* the sun? Does this mean that the very light that is warming you and letting you grow your crops and see what's in front of your own face, is in fact being provided by Corona? That is a less-than-fun thought. Like the human equivalent of learning that all dreams stem from Great Cthulhu. Of course, the ponies can't just dodge sunlight, or become nocturnal creatures: everything they need to live needs to be tended to in the daylight. Still, I think this will translate into a few superstitions and habits. Hats are going to be more common, in order to shield your eyes from the sun. And I imagine that a tradition of noontime siesta has formed, or something like that. At noon, when the sun is highest in the sky, ponies generally head indoors. They don't necessarily nap, as the term "siesta" suggests, but they basically spend an hour or so waiting for the sun to leave its high position.

Princess Luna is in Charge

So Celestia goes evil, is thrown down, and then sealed in the sun. Princess Luna is now in charge. Princess Luna. The creepy, mysterious, and maybe a little evil goddess of the night. How do you feel about that, Equestrians? Probably not so good. Probably a significant number of Equstrians believed that Luna may have had a hoof in the creation of Corona. Luna denies it, of course, but do you really believe her? She's the goddess of the night, ergo, darkness, ergo, evil. Of course, she is a goddess, so there's not much you can do about it. As the years go by and Luna doesn't really undertake any action to bring about eternal night or something, so gradually you settle into a kind of complacency. Luna is creepy and mysterious...but maybe you were wrong about the evil part. But never forget: she is the goddess of the night, not the day. The goddess of everything you fear, not the comforting warmth and light of the sun. She may seem benevolent, she may genuinely be benevolent, but ponies are always going to have this sense of distance from her.

Luna's Reign

Luna is not her sister. She is a blunt, hoofs-on kind of pony. She is also somewhat feared by the populace for being a deity of the night despite not being a bad pony, but over a thousand years she's come to accept this - and being in charge for a thousand years has allowed Luna to build up a large stable (no pun intended) of friends and associates, not to mention that despite the general mistrust, there *is* a sizeable portion of the pony population that is grateful to Luna for saving their behinds from Corona. Luna also has direct representatives of her Court in every major city and town in Equestira, including Ponyville. These representatives form a part of the local government and report directly to her. Theoretically they wield a tremendous amount of influence; in practice, Luna looks poorly on ponies who attempt to misuse their power. Mostly they serve as glorified messengers between their appointments and the Court, and relay her royal edicts directly to the populace.

Anyway, that's about all I can think up at the moment for this blog post. Like I said, I welcome any questions, comments, concerns, or criticisms.

Thanks for reading!

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#1 · 195w, 1d ago · · ·

You've basically wrote your opening chapter here. the real question tho, is will you begin from the beginning? you started with episode six, but now you need to show us how all these different ponies got together. Show us how it all began, in canterlot, with trixie being sent off to ponyville, was it even during the summer sun festival? inquiring minds want to know. tell us what your brain says. :derpyderp1:

#2 · 195w, 1d ago · · ·


Well, "Boast Busted" states that it was actually during the opposite of the summer sun celebration - the Longest Night, the winter solstice, which matches up with the timeframe of the Eventime festival being during the vernal equinox, months later.

#3 · 195w, 1d ago · · ·

That's cerainly an interesting concept. Celestia turning evil. Princess Luna is alright. But I just like Nightmare Moon way better. I wish she kept that form. I don't know why, that's me. But this will be an interesting blog.:moustache:

#4 · 195w, 1d ago · · ·

If you can truly write this into your stories, I will follow you for a long time and distance.

#5 · 195w, 1d ago · · ·

If there's one aspect of this that I'd like to see you go deeper into, it's the fundamental differences of personality between Celestia and Luna.  They're as different as night and day (so to speak), and their approaches to governing should reflect that.  I guess everybody has their own take on the princesses (and I wouldn't presume to tell you how to write your story), but for whatever it's worth here is mine...

Celestia is all about knowledge, reason and power -- a perfect Enlightenment Age leader.  She wants her country to work like a machine, with every part in its proper place and turning smoothly, and the trains running on time.  Her natural approach to any problem involves tackling it head-on, and she prefers openness over concealment or deception.  She keeps a tight reign on the nobles and bureaucrats, not tolerating much nonsense from them.  Her natural impulse is to follow the rules, and she expects others to do the same.  Her game is chess.

Luna is all about myths, instincts and dreams.  Her truth is relative and fluid, and she'd rather inspire than explain.  Her natural approach to any problem involves concealment, deception, and manipulating friends and enemies alike into doing what she wants.  Although no friend of Discord, Luna isn't obsessed with order; dreams are chaotic, you can't summon them from a mathematical formula.  Luna loves her secrets and enjoys the byzantine rivalries, spying and scheming of the royal court, and is pulling the strings behind most of them.  She thinks rules can be bent, renegotiated and subverted.  Her game is poker.

I also think that both our Celestia and your Luna have chosen and shaped their students in their own image (which you did an outstanding job of portraying, in the case of Trixie).  Twilight and Celestia are cut from the same cloth, with Celestia being more calm and stable, and less naive, only because she's been around for so very much longer.  Trixie, then, is a perfect expression of Luna's approach, where perception beats reality and deception beats brute force.

If our normal Twilight and Luna's Trixie ever locked horns, I'm sure Twilight would have every advantage in spell-casting power and skill, but Trixie could win by tricking her into doing something completely ridiculous.  Likewise...   I doubt that Luna defeated Corona simply by blasting her with a magical super-weapon.  That's way too obvious.

Oh, and if you haven't read Night's Favored Child, be sure to check it out!  I think the characterization of Empress Nightmare Moon is pretty good.  She's not Luna exactly, but she's a NMM who has mellowed a lot with age and experience and become much more Luna-like.

#6 · 153w, 2d ago · · ·

Like Eristotle said, this is a VERY interesting concept. Almost as interesting as a Soviet Superman scenario.

I shall try to read them, but not today. I'm a little sick and I can't concentrate on reading a full story.

#7 · 150w, 6d ago · · ·

Sorry to ask this here, but I asked on the boards and the it kinda got swamped. Anyway are there airships/blimps in the L!verse? :scootangel:

#8 · 150w, 6d ago · · ·


There's hot-air balloons, but no airships or blimps. Yet...

#9 · 150w, 5d ago · · ·


i see... yet you say? :trixieshiftright:

The reason I ask was because of that Elk fic, I was thinking of having the mane cast ride an airship/dirigible as opposed to a train. :scootangel:

Also do Thief Takers exist in l!verse?

#11 · 150w, 5d ago · · ·


A Thief-taker was a private citizen who could be hired to capture criminals or seek out and steal back or negotiate the of stolen property, the hiring was also primarily done by private citizens, but law enforcement coudl work with them or hire them as well, Thief Takers are different form bounty hunters, the most notorious Thief Taker was Jonathan Wild. :scootangel:

#12 · 150w, 5d ago · · ·


I don't think they would...thief-takers seemed to have primarily existed to shore up the shoddy police at the time, but the Lunaverse's police are anything but shoddy.

#13 · 150w, 5d ago · · ·


ah well, guess I'll have to save them for Cadenceverse, TY for the response though :twilightsmile:

#14 · 150w, 5d ago · · ·


... yet? wait does that mean they maybe take something back form M!verse? :pinkiegasp:

or are they just under development?

#15 · 123w, 8h ago · · ·

so wait, because of the change in events, Twilight is a fugitive, AJ is egotistical, and RD is cold and heartless to evrypony but Flutters?


#16 · 123w, 4h ago · · ·


RD isn't cold and heartless to everypony but Fluttershy...and I wouldn't call AJ egotistical.

#17 · 123w, 4h ago · · ·

>>1226520 whatever, and i'm still with twilight though, the odds of having that drastic a change but having the same ponies are low... but hey, that's the multiverse for ya. but LTwi comes off as only wanting an actual friend though... kind of a woobie if you want to get into TvTropes and all.

#18 · 58w, 1d ago · · ·

What? No increased appriciation for the nights beauty amongst the populous? That seems sorta cynical.

Then again, the Lunaverse is sorta cynical.

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