My story has been rendered non-canon. · 3:42am Jan 28th, 2013
I don't know if I can keep writing ''Alarm Clock'', now that we have a canon explanation for why Derpy trashed town hall.
I think instead I'll write about her secret plans for the Best Young Flyer Competition.
Derpy the assassin. Makes perfect sense.
I guess it explains why she has bubbles for a CM. And here we all thought Berry Punch was the town drunk...
I guess Berry Punch is the functioning alcoholic, while Derpy drinks less often but completely loses it when she does.