A new year, a new story

Before you ask, no, I am not ceasing work on "The Ballad of Royal Blue." But I am beginning a new story. This one will be much shorter. It will also be much more lighthearted, and possibly stupid beyond all comprehension. That's because I'm writing it as a breather because my first story is reaching its conclusion in just a few short chapters, and if I'm doing my job right, those chapters should be somewhat emotional. Thus, sit back and have a laugh with this new story.