Jan
20th
2013
Lynked is bored. · 9:08pm Jan 20th, 2013
And Lynked is drunk. So she'll entertain you with a bit of... something. She doesn't know! Seriously though, I've been thinking, and I realize that many are against "clop". Would it, then, offend any of you to the point of shunning me, if I were to start writing it? Because Lynked, she likes...
So that little warning is there. I won't add clop to my ongoing stories, and I don't like smut, thank you very much; romance and romantic sex is the best there is.
Also, for my amusement: You are in Equestria, in the hooves of Princess Luna, and have been given unlimited funds from the royal treasury, and a prime plot of land in the dead center of Canterlot. What do you do?
Lynked would--
...essentially.
Meh. As long as its not meaningless clop, I'll read it!
Anything at all ?
Tough choice...
Discord-themed theme park possibly.
With obligatory cotton candy and chocolate milk vendors.
You like boobs?
Well awesomeness.
I would build a castle with a secret sex dungeon!
oops 
Oh... that makes it not a secret?
Well at least Defender's Cadence would approve...
-Snow
Meh. Sorry. I avoid clop like the plague.
I think it goes without saying, Lynked, that many of us like boobs. Myself included. What's not to like about them, really.
I, for one, think that boobs are kind of like bacon, in the sense that there is almost nothing they cannot make better.
"What about boobs with bacon?" you might be asking. Well, now, that's serious thinking, and you'd best undertake it with great caution. When must always be aware of the myriad dangers that accompany our attempts at smoothing the soft cheek of reality.
Romance and Romantic clop are the only ones I actually enjoy... Full Speed Ahead Captain!
I would fuck up everyone's maps by rebuilding Canterlot, The Crystal Empire, Cloudsdale (on the ground, for those who have 3D maps) and Ponyville with courners meeting and name them their exact previous names. Just to see how much it angers everyone, then I'll knock it down and start building a witches castle and leave it, in the hopes that one will move in.
Oh, and I'm with Kishin on the clop stuffings.
You're a girl?
My whole life was a lie.
732062
You didn't know?!
aww lynked you made his life a lie!
I say go for it, so long as they're not humanized. It just destroys the characters as ponies and all the world-building that is so engrained into the series.
732062 Well, aren't you a sweetheart
732048 I'd ride every ride. Each end every one. Imagine the possibilities
732070
Well now...
732050 If that was a reference, I'm too smashed to know it. But so long as the dungeon is free-admittance, I'll call the construction crews.
732064 I'm going to jump off a bridge now.
732070 How do you know? Giggity.
Build a huge tower that reaches as high as I can make it so i can look down on everyone in Equestria. Then build a giant robot suit to fight crime. So basically become a mix of Lex Luthor and Tony Stark with a hit of Bruce Wayne.
732078
Oh... aww...
732083 But when I'm dead, I'll be a ghost and I'll be watching you clop.
732077 Specifically the door says all welcome
And it was a reference, but I forgot to what
I think you should write it if you want. If anybody who enjoys you stories but doesn't like clop, they should just not read it. It would be horrible if somebody thought less of you for writing it because your writing is amazing. As long as it's not pointless clop and is well written, I find it just as enjoyable as a clop-free story.
I would build an amusement park that would appeal to all. It would be huge and friendly.
Keep up the writing.
732077
Laws of physics ?
What are those ?
732141 I'm sorry, laws of... what?
I've never heard of these "physics".
732119 It would be, but you should've seen the drop of watchers I got when I posted my other two
Of course, they were smut, but I've grown since then.
732089 Hey, just make hi-res photos for me to hang on my wall
We'll be even.
732116 I'll grab the whip.
732147
Oh, don't worry, they're nothing important.
Oh, and the reference Invictus was referring to was likely Defender2222's portrayal of Cadence.
732147
So I should stop liking an actor if he/she takes a roll I can't stand or stop liking an author (not fic writer) because he/she does a science fiction story instead of fantasy or a baseball player because he gets traded to a different team or vise-versa? Well, that makes COMPLETE sense. Well, you will keep this follower even if you do.
732174 You are awesome. Period. Squared, even. You are Awesome(squared). I'm sick of seeing people argue over clop this or no clop that. Because who cares, it's preference. Did you know, I envy Twilightclopple? I really do
732158 I didn't think so. I personally like my magic just the way it is.
Mmm, and I've never read it, but I might now...
732147 and I've got the chains!
732192 Sounds like a party
Let's do it! Or them. Heh 
732185
There is only one law to the Powers of Awesome.
And that law is that the Powers of Awesome have no laws.
I highly recommend it.
Aaaaaaand I'm gone.
Have fun ~
Ah, boobs. Yes, those are quite nice indeed. As for clop, as long as you don't begin writing all that mindless smut drivel, I'm still liable to read it. Write a good story with sex in it (not sex with story on the side), and it'll only increase my respect for your writing. Cheers!
Some of my favorite stories could be considered clop (the most notable one being RR) so I say go right ahead!
) Sounds like you've got nothing to lose, really! 
I mean, either it's awesome and everyone will love you and you will be the next TwilightClopple or SleeplessBrony, or it will suck, which would mean you have one bad story in a sea of... a frikking lot of stories. (Seriously, I didn't realize you had written THAT many!
I would build a cardboard box.
....
What?
732185
Thank you.
I've only read one of her stories and it was an OctaScratch (OTP) but it was very well written and it had clop. The way I look at it, is it's like watching a rated R movie. It's there and as long as it is well place and well written, it doesn't ruin the story. I don't read clopfics. I read fics that have descriptive love scenes in them. If you don't like them, don't read them, but don't downvote them or talk trash because of what it is.
Sorry. I ranted. Can't wait to see more of your work. Your writing is amazing and I am always elated when I see you update/write a story.
Is it wrong that it was the "in the hooves of Princess Luna" part that caught my attention more than the "unlimited funds" part?
Anyway, I run from clop.
I run far away. 
But, I think that as long as you put warnings on which stories contained clop and which ones didn't, I wouldn't try to stop you from doing what you wanted to do, Lynked. 
hmm. There are many things i will read...
But pony x pony?...
I dont like making videos that all i do is laugh hysterically in them. Thats what vocaroo is for.
From what I've read of your stories (which, admittedly, is not much) you are a great writer.
I feel I would most likely like clop if you write it. Maybe if more good authors write good clop, we may be able to be rid of the negativity surrounding it.
But that's wishful thinking. I look forward to your contributions.