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2012

Two Nights in Hoofington · 6:24am Dec 16th, 2012

Two Nights in Hoofington

"Read it."
"Why? Is it good?"
"If you feel like dying."
"DOHHH HO HO HO HO"

May the Grace of the Valar Protect You

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I read it only a few days after it was posted. ;3

I am so ahead of the curve! Don't you all wish you were as perfect as me? With my jet-black coat and rich, lush crimson mane and tail? And my long spiraling horn and glorious wings? And my amazing powers that are so much greater than Celestia, Luna, and Discord combined? And the fact that I'm the best at everything; including kayaking, brain surgery, quantum physics, and cosmology regarding the origins of the universe (spoiler: God did it! And by God, I mean of course, me.).

Yes, I am the most awesomest alicorn ever, loved by all because of my multi-platinum, 12-time-Grammy Award-winning rock star group, Gary and the Stu's.

:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

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