Greetings from the emergency room. (Crisis in progress: ringing the bell for myself.) · 12:34am 19 hours ago
The universe will always provide someone who’s worse off than you.
The E.R. curtain is drawn on my left. There are multiple medical personnel around the hidden bed. I’ve also seen a couple of police officers come and go.
They are trying to figure out what the man took, when, and how much.
He was found in a parked car and brought in unconscious. His oxy level was in the 50s.
The best guess is a heroin overdose.
The way you write your comedic stories just gets me. Every intricate little detail you point out shows the sophistication that comes into play with the scenario given. I like it.
I'm reading them all. I'm reading them all and no one's gonna stop me!
By the way, completely off topic, not related in the slightest...
DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE CRY?!
*manly sobbing*
Howdy. Just thought I'd pop in to say I like your profile pic.
Yes, I'm a grown man who likes butterflies and ponies.
You're still here? Nice to see some of the old guard still trucking.
Let me nibble on your ears![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)