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Bad Horse


Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

The heaviness of the bad horse drags its charioteer toward the earth and weighs him down if he has failed to train it well, and this causes the most extreme toil and struggle that a soul will face.
--Plato, Phaedrus 247b

Join me, and together we shall rule the world. Mostly me, though.

Do YOU want to join the Equestrian League of Evil?

There are two ways to join:

1. Demonstrate your heinous nature through crimes and malicious acts disruptive to the fabric of society. Please, no tying people to railroad tracks or kidnapping sidekicks. We get a dozen of those every week. Legitimate evil activities include tumblring Dolan comics or writing alicorn OC fiction. Document all evil activity and submit to the Equestrian League of Evil headquarters in Washington, D.C.

2. Click the "Follow" button on this page.

Don't hesitate to comment on my stories! If you see something you like, or don't like, or think could be better, say so. If you don't comment because you come in thru EqD or Spacebattles & haven't bothered to make a fimfiction account--stop that! It's pretty damn selfish. Make an account. It takes thirty seconds.

We read every submission
With predatory grins
We've got the supplication that you just sent in
It needs evaluation before it's in the bin
Let's see if plots maintain their course
Good grammar would be nice of course

Bad Prose
Bad Prose
Bad Prose
It's Bad

(From "Bad Prose" by Sordid Euphemism.)

I based my avatar on a drawing by kim1486.

Stud services available. Send photograph for prices.

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May
30th
2014

Bad Horse Blog Index · 9:17pm May 30th, 2014

This index to not-bad blogs will always be on my user page. Each list is mostly in chronological or reverse-chronological order.
I've added a few good blog posts by other people.
I put a '*' in front of the ones I think are most-important.

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I made the post that I sent to you because everyone who knows about MLP knows about @gmberrow because @gmberrow is one of the biggest creators of MLP and only people who know about MLP have a fimfiction account and how am I not well to the point where I need to see a psychiatrist because what happened and is happening with everything I posted about in the post I sent to you is a major wrong that happened and is happening and click the link that is in the post that I sent to you for more context

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I don't know GM Berrow. You need to stop spamming people and see a psychiatrist. You are not well. Do you even realize you're repeating the same thing over and over in each message you write? You're stuck in a loop.

I made this post to tell you to make sure that @gmberrow sees the tweets that I posted in the replies of the last tweet @gmberrow made on twitter To make sure that the questions that I have for @gmberrow about the things @gmberrow has created to do with mlp about the fact that there are problems in the things @gmberrow has created to do with mlp here: https://quora.com/profile/Leilani-Caddel/posts… get answered by @gmberrow and to make sure that the problems that are in the things @gmberrow has created to do with mlp get fixed by finding a way to contact @gmberrow to tell @gmberrow about the tweets that I posted in the replies of the last tweet @gmberrow made on twitter about the questions that I have for @gmberrow about the things @gmberrow has created to do with mlp that have problems and by making posts and videos telling others to find a way to contact @gmberrow to tell @gmberrow about the tweets that I posted in the replies of the last tweet @gmberrow made on twitter about the questions that I have for @gmberrow about the things @gmberrow has created to do with mlp that have problems

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I'm glad you enjoyed that old essay. I just read it myself, and didn't remember any of it.

Offhoof, I can't think of anything to say about the aesthetics of shipfics, and I'd much rather encourage you to write about it than write it myself. I can read it before you post it if you want, and make snide comments.

I was thinking about writing a blog post on the aesthetics of shipfics vs. other kinds of stories (implied at least partly by the differences in goals.) But then I thought, if I mention the topic to Bad Horse, maybe the result will be a better blog post than I would be likely to write on the subject.
:twilightsmile:

I do enjoy reading essays like this: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/319710/from-sadfic-to-literature

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