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Admiral Biscuit


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Jun
17th
2024

Signal Boost: Ten Minutes (or More) · 2:23am Yesterday

Imagine writing a story which simultaneously qualifies for two different contests . . . and one not-contest.

Odd_Sarge is enough of a madpony to have done it.

Presenting Ten Minutes (Or More)

ETen Minutes (Or More)
Nothing says dating like a ten minute there-and-back to the drive-through from the company parking lot.
Odd_Sarge · 1000 words  ·  25  1 · 227 views

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Stories that don't have ponies: Fictionpress
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Some pony stories and some not

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Bios!:
"he’s an admiral. he outranks Lorem Faucet." —Posh
I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.
Axe body spray: confusing ponies since 1983.
"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."
Saint Admiral Biscuit, Patron Saint of Kirin
Life sucks, cuddle a pony, that’s therapy
Admiral Biscuit and the Horse Marines

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

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*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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That’s why it’s felt so quiet from you. Hi, Biscuit! Hope you’re well!

Thanks for reading To Our Dear Children.... I'll see you around the rest of the convention.

V/R,

Dreadnought

"Sometimes, when nopony is looking, I'm chasing my own tail. Hehe, silly tail. One day I will catch you!"

- Unnamed pony (adult)

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Everybody thinks I'd be a pegasus, but really I'm an earth pony with aspirations.

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It's why I ask it with such frequency. Pure curiosity. The range of answers is astonishing.

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Aug
4th
2013

Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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