Sort-of sequel to No Joking Matter.

At last, here is the spur-of-the-moment story of what happened when Twilight Sparkle received the letter Discord had tinkered with.

I'd advise you read No Joking Matter first, since the events in this story happened at the same time as the events in No Joking Matter.

Have fun!

The three teamster ponies, Josh, Bill and Blue, journey to the Pie family rock farm to look after the place while the family is away. But, by accident, they disturb the ancient spirits that dwell within the land and are soon besieged by all the terrors of prehistoric Equestria!

Applejack thinks she's having a bad hair day. Her friends, however, think it's something else.

Guest Krillin: Zero Man

Now with sequel!

It's a bright and sunny springtime day in Ponyville, the perfect kind of day for Twilight Sparkle to visit her new friend Fluttershy.

Also, did you know horses poop fifteen times a day?

Takes place in Season 1. Rated "Gore" for gratuitous gross bodily functions.

Twilight gets a distressing letter from Celestia and rushes to Canterlot.
What happened to the princess? What is Luna up to? Why do I sound like the narrator to a bad crime drama?
The first chapter is inspired by a drawing from JohnJoseco. The rest will be my own madness doing its part.

I finally saved up the money. I finally had a costume I felt was sufficient. I finally got to go to Botcon. As Soundwave. I even practiced his special disturbing walk cycle for extra effect. Granted, I had to do it all with a missing Laserbeak, but hey, I could always roleplay that the little bugger was off on reconnaissance.

Then I saw a way to skip that little mistake altogether: A perfectly sized, articulated Laserbeak, with straps to hold it on properly. I didn't even think about it. I didn't think about why what appeared to be an entire prop shop was set up in the middle of a con. I didn't think about what the chances of this particular prop even existing were. I couldn't even be bothered to think about the creepy dude wearing a creepy hooded robe working the booth as he chuckled at my enthusiastic strapping on of my perfectly-sized addition.

Now I'm in the world of ponies, and have been turned into one of the most technologically-advanced villains of a completely different universe. Nothing to do now except make myself useful, I suppose.

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And thus, I throw my hat into the ring with all the other LoHAV stories. I've been wanting to do this pretty much since the whole trend started, but couldn't figure out which character to use. Let's see how this goes, shall we?

Chrysalis has Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor cornered. This is her moment, to take the Crystal Empire! However, before she does, the two rulers have only one request.

A date with the Queen.

She can't say no to a pony's final request can she? Besides, it's just one date. One date, and that's it.
Right?

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Rainbow Dash is recruited as a cider taster in this years Ciderfest, but nopony told her it was hard cider...

"Daring Do" has been captured by the dreaded "Ahuizotl" in a lava-filled chamber. Can she rescue herself and find him in time to save her friend and end his evil schemes? Let's find out.

Filly Twilight

Artwork: Posey Doodle
Artist: Marenlicious

Can't an ordinary pony who lives in an extraordinary seaside town have one day, just one normal day, without anything going wrong? Posey sure wishes that things were that simple that grasp. It seems as though the day has other plans for her.

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