Double Diamond has always been the right hoof of Starlight Glimmer, a cruel dictator obsessed with the idea of radical equality. He meekly shared all her ideas and followed all her orders. What was behind this blind devotion all this time? Will he now be able to reject old ideals and get used to a new life in the village in order to become a good mayor for its citizens? Will he dare to reveal to everyone the most important secret of Starlight? Will the other ponies forgive him, and most importantly, will he forgive himself?
He will try to find answers to all these questions...

While exploring a ruined castle somewhere in the Everfree Forest, Party Favor was attacked by a ferocious beast. Even though he manages to fight back, he starts growing more fur and behaving like a dog.

Will his friends help him find a cure?

Warning: Due to my "funny" sense of humor, this story will contain what will most likely be a lot of cringe moments. If that's not your thing then I just saved you from having to read this. Also, this story is pretty obviously a "Wish fulfillment" type of story too so just pass this story if that's not your thing either.

You've been warned. Do not continue with this story unless what I said above doesn't bother you.

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It's usually every bronies dream to want to be a pony. 'Usually' anyway because most would probably decline.

In a world where Equestria and Earth made contact. What if out of nowhere the princesses showed up asking you if you wanted to become a pony with all the benefits of knowing how to do everything? Sounds too good to be true? Well it's all legit and for one brony, he'll have the best time of this life! And that's just on the first day! This is a story of a series of events that takes place on Day One.

Some things to note about this story (Please read these before reading either version)
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Edit - I decided to unpublish the Trouble Shoes version of this story because... it's pretty bad.

Edit No.2 - Even though I said that I wasn't going to mention how Earth and Equestria made contact, or for how long and how they would know things. I might just go ahead and do that regardless at some point so readers can have an idea instead of being clueless.

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-The main one is going to be Double Diamond while the Trouble Shoes version will be optional because both stories will have differences even if both are pretty much the same in a way concept wise. So you could pick which one you want to read or just read both for the differences.

-Straight to the point: This is a self-insert that includes scenarios of what I would do as Double Diamond and or Trouble Shoes.

-I'm intentionally making this story easy in a way XD The "benefits of knowing how to do everything?" makes it very obvious.

-Since this story is straight to the point. The plot is small in this one meaning that I won't get into how Equestria and the Earth made contact. (I'm making these two version more silly compared to serious after all)

-Since I see this story as one where Equestria and Earth had made contact already, I'm not sure if I should add the AU tag. If a bunch of people reads this story and tells me that I should then I'll go ahead. (This story takes place on March 7,2016) ... actually having the AU tag is perfect.

-This is in no way related at all to Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping , A Day in the Life of Lunar Night or any of the related sequels. This story is completely new.

-This story will take place in real time meaning on the day I start this story, will be the day everything in the story takes place.

-This story will be written in a different style compared to the other ones.

-This story will have it's gay moments for both versions. Maybe a lot. Yes, gay. In the end it might be too much for some. So if you don't like gay then you can easily skip these.

-Due to my crazy sense of humor, this story will have it's Wat , Random, and Suggestive moments. A LOT! of suggestive humor in both versions. More so in the Trouble Shoes version. So if that's not the type of stuff you want to be reading in stories then you can skip these.

-Since I have such a crazy/suggestive sense of humor. If any of you read the craziness in the story and didn't approve of it, just remember: It's for the most part what I would do as a pony.

-I truly hope I can keep this entire story as Teen/Sex ... but, with what I have planned it'll be very borderline.

Night Glider enlists her friends' help to find her coltfriend, Party Favor, who has gone missing.

Flim and Flim end up in a cave after flying away from an angry mob at Dodge City. There, they encounter the Three Sirens, a star pony, and various other creatures, all as part of several whimsical tests. Will they succeed?

While on the hunt for a US$120,000 bounty, everypony's favourite bounty hunter Reno Raines finds himself in a land of talking coloured horses and steam locomotives. Although a little skeptical at first, Reno eventually finds himself getting along with the ponies and engines. But things take a turn for the worse when Reno finds out to his horror that the bounty he is hunting for is no ordinary bounty, and even the ponies and engines are terrified of it...

MLP:FiM / TTTEAF / Renegade crossover. P.S. If you haven't yet heard of the TV series Renegade, you should go and watch it; trust me, it is REALLY good.

Also look out for appearances by Shadowfax (Rarity's husband in this story) as well as some OCs.