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Other Spoiler Character Tags: Sour Sweet, Big Mac, Octavia, Trixie, Shining Armour

CW: Implied murder, arson

Entry into the Dialogue Only Contest.

Preread by GreyTheGriffon, and The Sleepless Beholder

A Company of Astartes has touched down on Equestria, intent on wiping out its heretical xeno inhabitants. Surprisingly enough, this ends somewhat favorably for all parties involved, and thanks to the Administratum of all institutions.

WARNING: This story contains flagrant canon defilement, horrifically out-of-character Astartes, heresy on crack, and bureaucratic red tape. Take seriously at your own risk.

This story is a sequel to Repressed Memories

Inspired by the Tell Your Tale song of the same name

Queen Haven and Alphabittle are officially getting married! Zipp certainly didn’t expect this announcement. She didn’t think it would happen so quickly and so soon. As she and Pipp attempt to grapple with the new father figure in their lives, Misty is petrified about becoming part of the Royal Family, fearing that she will never fit in as the only unicorn princess in a family traditionally composed of pegasi…

A/N: Featured on Fimfiction’s List of Stories On The Homepage: June 10, 2024!

This is purely slice of life. Cover drawn by me.

Friendships come and go, and for me, what once was a great time faded into nothingness. These days I sit around at home, doing nothing but living off the inheritance that my parents left for me. Sometimes, I turn to My Little Pony, reminiscing about the golden years of youth, when friendships and innocence flourished with glee.

I wish for a bit of magic. Something that can truly brighten up my life for years to come.

When Diamond Tiara asks her dad about summer jobs, she doesn't expect him to refer her to somepony else--and she really doesn't expect that somepony else to be a mare she's never met with a personality as dull as her coloring. As it turns out, however, much like the things she studies, Maud may be far more complex than her exterior suggests.

(Set a year or two post-Ending of the End, though technically there's nothing that grounds it in any particular time frame past Diamond's reformation.)

This story is a sequel to To Our Dear Children...

After the revelations from their parents, Apple Bloom meets her twin sister. But what is the filly hiding?

Being a dragon sucks. Stupid dragon greed turning me into a fifty foot dragon intent on raising Tartarus and almost killing a dozen ponies along with Rarity. No wonder Caramel hates me but why are Thunderlane and Junebug of all ponies defending me against him?

On 15.06.1003, a large mining complex near the badlands had gone dark. After local investigators failed to report, the Crown sent Trotter 5, a team of four trained personell to investigate the occurance.

The following log is an exerpt of the exploration of shaft 15, the largest tunnel in the complex. For the full version, contact RAISA.

Here’s my entry to that dialogue contest.

Princess Celestia and Big McIntosh have become engaged, and there are some matters which need to be talked through.

My first entry in the Dialogue only contest.

Humans are strange. Why are they thinking about whether or not cats are dead in boxes? Twilight and Sunset try to explain the reason to Pinkie Pie without breaking her.

Written for the Dialogue Only Contest. Pre-reading provided by bkc56 and Tethered-Angel.