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// LOST EPISODE: Tom 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your--

S-Sir...?

Sir!

Will you--

C-

Can I--

Can I talk...!?

On the stage below, the lump of pure stone just say there with no plans of moving what so ever.

Can I talk, please...?

Geez...

The mouth on this guy...

Some ponies these days...

Tom...

...he's mica be a rock...

...But he's no illiot..!

...

Tom...

...is a stone-cold--

Shut your mouth...!

I'm just talkin' bout Tom...

Shoo...

...I can dig it...

Stop infecting the boy's mind...

Tom...

...has a real hard-on for the queen...

...What's a hard-on...?

Something your mother can't make any stallion get...

WOAH!

Only-one-that-gets-it Got'em...!

Tom...

...Has great cleavage...

...Boo...

Boo...?

BOO...?!

BOO?!

Have you heard yourself this whole episode...!?

SHUT THE BUCK UP!

QUEENY!

Sorry...

Now you know...

...Tom...

...And that Queeny is a cranky-pants...

If she wore pants...

Stop helping him...